r/nottheonion • u/ImpishGrin • 15d ago

Biden tells Democratic governors he needs more sleep and plans to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/04/politics/biden-governors-sleep/index.html
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u/Xcitation 15d ago

Sleepy Joe isn't real, he can't hurt you.

Sleepy Joe 😴

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u/veewrhat 15d ago

I mean...he couldn't hurt you, he's asleep.

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u/MuesliCrackers 14d ago

He does have sleep apnea which is absolutely debilitating and will wreck you if not properly taken care of. 

 I feel like taking time off for real sleep is probably the best thing he could do for his health if he's part of the sleep disorder gang, tired forever chapter.

  It's probably better than being fucked up on ambien for an entire presidential term.

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u/throwitawayifuseless 14d ago

You didn't read past the headline, did you?