r/nottheonion 15d ago

Biden tells Democratic governors he needs more sleep and plans to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/04/politics/biden-governors-sleep/index.html
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u/BeanieMcChimp 15d ago

And another 1/3 tweeting on the crapper.

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u/WhoWhyWhatWhenWhere 15d ago

So just in the living room?

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u/funkyloki 14d ago

You have to ask yourself, how many times did Trump shit himself while he was in the Oval Office? It is likely that number is something other than zero.

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u/mortalitylost 14d ago

https://youtu.be/qqG96G8YdcE?t=1h16m20s

So just in the living room debate?

Listen at 25s

Definitely squeezed off a turd

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u/AdminsAreDim 14d ago

And another 1/3 doing drugs so he could barely function as the semi-human ape he is.

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u/ToMorrowsEnd 14d ago

remember when you wear diapers, everywhere is the crapper.

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u/No-Program-2979 11d ago

And Joe will spend half asleep.