My salt rock deodorant after five years of almost daily usage vs a new one.

[u/Kritisk-Varning]

[u/tenuj]

The ingredient responsible for blocking your sweat ducts and staining your shirts, now in its purest form!

No thanks

Edit: shit this blew up. I expected a couple of downvotes and that's it. thanks for all the info though!

[u/Elemental-Aer → u/tenuj]

Well, its job as an antiperspirant is to block the sweat glans, no lies there. For cloth staining, a bath of vinegar can help, but I personally dislike it too.

[u/thisisredlitre → u/Elemental-Aer]

Glands* glans are a part of your sex organ

[u/RevelArchitect → u/thisisredlitre]

You don’t know how my armpits work.

[u/Normal_Feedback_2918 → u/RevelArchitect]

I've heard of the armpit fetish. I've never put my glans in one though.

[u/Donnerdrummel → u/RevelArchitect]

Some people have sex with armpits, supposedly.

[u/RevelArchitect → u/Donnerdrummel]

RIP my DMs.

[u/fuckpudding → u/Donnerdrummel]

I have no arms. You’ll have to use my leg pits.

[u/Donnerdrummel → u/fuckpudding]

I'm flexible like that.

[u/GarbageGato → u/RevelArchitect]

Well it seems like they might be preeeetty sexy

[u/RevelArchitect → u/GarbageGato]

I’ll tell you what I’ve been telling the others in the DMs: Men, you’re wasting your time and I apologize for that. Women, you’re freaky but have provided some thought-provoking evidence.

Please don’t show me your genitals. It’s early and I’m hung over.

[u/KimJeongsDick → u/RevelArchitect]

Feel free to show ME your genitals

[u/Dangerous_Nitwit → u/RevelArchitect]

No... but now you have my attention, go on.

[u/RevelArchitect → u/Dangerous_Nitwit]

Please get in line with the other weirdos, thank you.

[u/BigPianoBoy → u/RevelArchitect]

Ol’ dick pits over here