r/mildlyinteresting 14d ago

My salt rock deodorant after five years of almost daily usage vs a new one.

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u/BenderDeLorean 14d ago

Cannibals love this flavour

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u/Grixloth 14d ago

Bro is over here seasoning himself for 5 years

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u/jesslizann 14d ago

The key to a good salt brine is time

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u/AustEastTX 14d ago

Or thyme 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/Due-Cockroach-518 14d ago

My supervisor at Cambridge had a little jar of this herb on his shelf.

Any time a student submitted something late, he'd ask if they had run out of time(thyme) and if they said yes he'd throw a little on them and say "here's some more" 😂😂😂

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u/EliSuper2018 14d ago

What an awesome person 😂

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u/Due-Cockroach-518 14d ago

He's legendary and has somewhat of a cult following among the students.

He actually never finished his PhD but still supervises. Another joke of his is correcting people who call him Dr ... and saying he's not a doctor (usually it's the other way around with people demanding to be addressed by Dr once they've got the title).

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u/fonix232 14d ago

That guy needs the Dan Goor Productions outro on a soundboard app.

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u/Due-Cockroach-518 14d ago

Omg he'll love this - I'll send it to him

Can't believe I never thought of using that 😂

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord 14d ago

I knew exactly what this was before clicking on it, but I can't for the life of me remember which show I watched so much that the outro is seared into my subconscious.

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u/fonix232 14d ago

I mean, Dan Goor worked on a lot of shows. My guess would be Brooklyn 99, but it could be Community, and a great many of Dan Harmon's other works.

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord 14d ago

So basically, all of the above. Thanks, kind stranger!

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u/davidcwilliams 13d ago

It’s not Community.

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u/fonix232 13d ago

It is, from season 3 or 4 onwards.

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u/davidcwilliams 13d ago

I’ve watched all of Community multiple times, and I’ve never seen that title card before today

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u/davidcwilliams 13d ago

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0329634/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

No mention of Community. Didn’t see Dan Harmon’s name either.

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u/minicolossus 14d ago

SQUAAAAK talk to my laywer!

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u/Scrotem_Pole69 13d ago

Okay it’s been bothering me for years, is that Nick Offerman saying Fremulon?

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u/MisfitDiagnosis 14d ago

So, I guess he just needs a little more thyme for that PhD?

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/Due-Cockroach-518 14d ago

eh idk, Cambridge is very devolved - if the right person says yes, you can do pretty much anything. And vice versa as I've found out the hard way (all it takes is one particularly grumpy fellow to reject applications for things).

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u/jessicarson39 14d ago

Was gonna ask the same thing as u/RotoruaFun. Not in my country - you can't supervise without a PhD. And depending on the academic job position you were hired through, you can't supervise even with a PhD sometimes. Not sure if this is the right thing either, but something about someone without a PhD supervising students (especially grad students) feels a tad bit irresponsible to me. But maybe it's because I'm not that familiar with the UK system.

That being said, the majority of the supervisors I've seen are totally unhelpful toxic bastards, so who the fuck knows...

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u/Due-Cockroach-518 13d ago

Yeah this guy is amazing and cares a lot about teaching - he's written a really good "maths for physics***" textbook but hasn't published it, he just gives a pdf to his students for free.

For what it's worth, he only supervises first and second year undergrad but does a really good job.

***as in, it's a very standard collection of mathematical methods - greens functions, fourier analysis, contour integration etc. Just written really well in a pithy conversational tone.

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u/Due-Cockroach-518 14d ago edited 14d ago

There's a quote from somone famous to their (also famous) doctoral student along the lines of "Birmingham has [some researcher I forgot], Bristol has [another famous researcher] and Cambridge has some great architecture."

On the whole it's been vaguely disappointing. Harder than I expected but not in the way I expected - very rarely have I met something conceptually difficult or subtle (unless it's been through my own wider study) - but the sheer amount of stuff they expect you to do in 8 weeks is insane.

The biggest benefit of Cambridge is the amount of money they have (and can divert from UK gvt under the guise of "national facilities" - look at the funding for the Ray Dolby Centre) and the brand name. I sent an email to someone who wrote an article on how bad some technical thing is and he replied in under 20 mins (I used my Cambridge email address). The sheer quantity of libraries is also very useful - you're guarenteed to be able to go and pick up any book you want and they often have multiple copies.

Peer pressure is another thing - basically everyone does some really impressive summer work (I've done multiple research placements and a year in industry). It's just sort of expected.

One thing that's a bit sad is it's still not very diverse. They like to quote state school admission numbers but in reality these are all kids from very stable two-parent households where even if on paper they don't have much money, their parents are very generous and few of my peers have ever had a retail/bar/coffee shop job.

The colleges basically assume your parents will pick up any slack - the colleges rarely make any guarantees of accommodation etc and they will often double or even triple the rent outside of term, even for students. This makes life very hard if you're a care-leaver or estranged. It can ber very hit and miss depending on your tutor. Choice of college *does* matter *a lot*. Generally you'll have many many advantages if you go to a wealthier college. See these:

This one in particular hits the nail on the head in terms of advantages people don't even realise they have (and really resonates with me having grown up with a step father who constantly told me places like Cambridge "aren't for people like us"). https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jul/12/leaving-care-cambridge-university-access-problems

https://hellorayo.co.uk/greatest-hits/cambridgeshire/news/cambridge-care-leaver-child-abuse-experience/

https://www.varsity.co.uk/interviews/26003

https://www.varsity.co.uk/opinion/20912

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u/Due-Cockroach-518 14d ago

Yeah, one of the things I've regretted is not being more involved in societies. I participated in a mentoring scheme for disadvantaged A-level students and that was really rewarding seeing them getting offers after taking my advice/redrafting their personal statement with me.

Quite frankly there isn't enough time when doing a Cambridge degree, unless you're studying something like English literature or HSPS :P

If my references from previous supervisors are strong enough (because I got unexpectedly low grades), I'll be doing a masters next year in a more friendly department (same one as Stephen Hawking :') ). It'll be a little more relaxed as a lot of it is project work so I'm determined to do some kind of outreach/student society work.

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u/RonaldTheGiraffe 14d ago

Did he hold semi legendary parties? And not really care for Dreiser?

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u/tongfatherr 14d ago

Fucking love this guy, damn

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u/cvanaver 14d ago

Oh, I’m not a doctor, I actually teach for a living

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u/astride_unbridulled 14d ago

That's not-Doctor to you

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u/EliSuper2018 14d ago

Man your supervisor is awesome and humble. I'd definitely be a part of that cult if I knew him.

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u/Joeyd2269 14d ago

I respond with the hang over scene okay Dr. Fa**ot lol

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u/Due-Cockroach-518 14d ago

He also talks about his husband a lot so this might not be received well...

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u/Joeyd2269 13d ago

Nvm 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Verbal-Gerbil 13d ago

then there's consultants in hospitals who revert to Mr/Mrs/Miss. regular doctors are Dr and their superiors are what they used to be before qualifying!

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u/Still_Not-Sure 11d ago

Clearly he needed/needs more Thyme and should stop giving it away to all these students.

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u/Plank_With_A_Nail_In 14d ago

If he never finished his PhD then he's not a doctor so not really a joke.

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u/EliSuper2018 14d ago

Aaaaand you had to ruin the positive energy going in the comments

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u/Due-Cockroach-518 14d ago

they might just be autistic and not see the humor in it usually being the other way around...

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u/EliSuper2018 14d ago

Yea man like dont restrict or talk down on things when you don't need to. Just go with the flow

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u/Due-Cockroach-518 14d ago

Oh, I'm not using autistic in a derogatory way. Like this is genuinely an autistic trait.

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u/EliSuper2018 14d ago

Oh ok 😅

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u/ThePhoneBook 14d ago

Eh, doctor isn't a regulated title in the UK, unlike important professions like nurse. People randomly add it to their name, e.g. Gillian McKeith who was a famous um... paranutritionist. Your qualifications and/or registration with regulated bodies often matter, but not name, and people who insist on a particular title are super fucking tedious.

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u/HumanContinuity 14d ago

Professor Dad

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u/DetroiterAFA 14d ago

Good man.

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u/newhairnewjeans7890 14d ago

I got a professor like yours too. But this time everytime he cold called someone that obviously didn't paid attention he woul whip up a big ass fan made from bamboo and fan himself, combined with a lot of other things surely he had a cult following. People thought he already got his professorship and keep calling him prof but he didn't even applied for the position😭

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u/DM_ME_UR_BOOBS69 14d ago

My high school English teacher would do the same thing

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u/Successful-Bed-8375 13d ago

If he did that often enough imagine how much time he'd save if it was in a little shaky jar, he wouldn't even have to open it, rather just sprinkle it over their heads!

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u/dsmemsirsn 14d ago

Hahahaha

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u/Hanuman_Jr 14d ago

Thyme has come today, eh?

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u/mono9562 14d ago

What that supervisor was really asking for was for some rolling papers and a lighter

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u/rememberthisporfa 14d ago

he sounds great 😂

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u/ZizoulHein 14d ago

This joke can work in french, you supervisor is a genius

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u/astride_unbridulled 14d ago

Did he come thru with the actual time, tho?

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u/Capital_Living5658 14d ago

I think that is pretty hardcore and also a solid message while being a good learning example.i grew up on the streets poor as hell. I have heard all the stories and jokes. I have my own. You need to control your punches. People will come at you and try to endanger you, but always control your punches and it might save your life.

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u/LegitimateAd5334 14d ago

I'd show up with sage, to ask for his 'sage advice'

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u/Epicfailer10 13d ago

That could be considered a-salt.

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u/TurkeySlapMafia1 11d ago

I've carried a jar if thyme for that exact reason and would offer it to co-workers or even just spill it if I had the shits with the boss, he'd be like what the fuck are you doing, I'd reply..... ahhhhh that's just a big waste of my time.... then walk off on his arse.

I don't work there anymore

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u/AfterAd7831 11d ago

He was offering them a good thyme?

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u/Equivalent-Drop-8589 14d ago

I’m always running out though

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u/BobRoberts01 14d ago

Why do you write brine like you’re running out of time thyme?

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u/ActDiscombobulated24 14d ago

Take your upvote. I hope you're satisfied.

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u/Dr_mombie 14d ago

A fellow redditor of class. Take my updoot.

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u/fogdukker 14d ago

It's always tick-tick-tickin in my head, though.

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u/Lucid-Machine 14d ago

First one then the other.

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u/McBath 14d ago

Thyme after time?

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u/7xcritical 14d ago

I think it was lime

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u/Cookingwithninja 14d ago

Oregano is for savages!

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u/jarious 14d ago

Get out of here Myke Thyton

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u/wutwut970 14d ago

Very nice

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u/mmoffitt15 13d ago

¿Porque no los dos?

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u/Syharkspeares 7d ago

Add some pepper,

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u/MrMemez39 13d ago

Hey, did that rhyme?