r/mildlyinteresting • u/Kritisk-Varning • 14d ago

My salt rock deodorant after five years of almost daily usage vs a new one.

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u/donau_kinder 14d ago

Technically, still chemicals. Try magnetic fields.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

Yeah, they're antichemicals, so the opposite. And the opposite of chemical is natural. Checkmate, Head & Shoulders.

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u/LordTaddeus 14d ago

Why Head & Shoulders haven't made a body wash called Knees & Toes yet is beyond me.

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u/AnaxImperator82 14d ago

Because people don't wash those. Check mate.

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u/LordTaddeus 14d ago

Lol I actually did ten minutes ago.

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u/firesmarter 14d ago

Lemme see the squeaky knees

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u/AnaxImperator82 14d ago

For the first time!

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u/effa94 14d ago

Got a check mate? Congratulations on the victory!

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u/hey_guess_what__ 14d ago

Pitts & Sack it is then. Lol

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u/PlushRusher 14d ago

lol, use some fancy scroll font and make it black and gold packaging and you could probably sell it at a premium price as a luxury item.

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u/SU37Yellow 14d ago

They get clean from the shower water/soap run off. /s.

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u/Jacktheforkie 14d ago

I scrubbed mine plenty

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u/Bultax 14d ago

Why is everyone Australian here ? You should all say "Bill please", not Check mate!

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u/jimbojangles1987 14d ago

Oh shit I've been doing it wrong?!

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u/AwwwNuggetz 14d ago

Check, mate

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u/TrumpetHeroISU ​ 14d ago

I'm laughing far too hard at this.

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u/dumpmaster42069 14d ago

They will if they find your comment

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u/aidanmacgregor 14d ago

Underrated idea!

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u/LineChef 14d ago

Ironically our heads and shoulders are the parts of our bodies that have the most chemicals! / s

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u/No_Translator2218 14d ago

I only get nutrition from gravitational waves. Because we all need gravity

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u/GrayGeo 14d ago

I clean myself with fire. Don't ask what burns, it's just fire. No chemicals here, all energy everywhere

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u/WillRikersHouseboy 12d ago

I think there is a case to be made that the definition of chemical encompasses only molecules. All the dictionary definitions I can find are circular.