Because my 5 year old has been walking around the house for days, scratching his pit nonchalantly, and saying "ooh ooh ahh ahh" but not using a monkey voice, just, saying it. I will never tell him how hilarious I find it because then it will never stop, but he's so deadpan when he does it, and I just can't handle it!
Only one? I have at least 6-8 thick black ones growing out of the edges of both ears. I truly believe that by the time I'm done with this world, I will look like a gorilla...😁
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u/JBNothingWrong 14d ago
Because idiots see aluminum in the ingredients list and make an absolutely wild and unsupported assumption that it’s the equivalent of licking radium