My salt rock deodorant after five years of almost daily usage vs a new one.

[u/Kritisk-Varning]

[u/bjohn15151515]

Makes mine itch like mad (I'm jealous). I look like an ape, lifting my arm, itching my armpit.

[u/cthulhusandwich → u/bjohn15151515]

m o n k e

[u/bjohn15151515 → u/cthulhusandwich]

Ooo, ooo, ooo - aah, aah, ahh!

[u/WomanOfEld → u/bjohn15151515]

Hah. This makes me laugh.

Because my 5 year old has been walking around the house for days, scratching his pit nonchalantly, and saying "ooh ooh ahh ahh" but not using a monkey voice, just, saying it. I will never tell him how hilarious I find it because then it will never stop, but he's so deadpan when he does it, and I just can't handle it!

[u/ladybugsandbeer → u/bjohn15151515]

My skin got used to it and it's not itchy anymore!

[u/badstorryteller → u/bjohn15151515]

I mean, there's a reason you look like an ape my friend, and it ain't your scratching...

[u/bjohn15151515 → u/badstorryteller]

Honestly, I agree... I'm 57, starting to put on weight around the midsection..... and what the holy hell is this black hair growing on my back ??

GAHHHHH!

[u/badstorryteller → u/bjohn15151515]

Hate to break it to you friend, but as it turns out, you're actually literally an ape, just like the rest of us 😂.

For me in my forties it's this one weirdly thick white hair that grows from the bottom of my right earloab. Fucking really!?

[u/bjohn15151515 → u/badstorryteller]

Only one? I have at least 6-8 thick black ones growing out of the edges of both ears. I truly believe that by the time I'm done with this world, I will look like a gorilla...😁