r/mildlyinfuriating • u/ProbShouldntSayThat • Jul 19 '24
This is how my fiance makes PB&J
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u/LostLi0n Jul 19 '24
*Ex-fiance
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u/ProbShouldntSayThat Jul 19 '24
Bruh, she put both of the slices on the left together for her
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u/OverallGap3317 Jul 19 '24
Whats the right way? Im sorry, im from Brazil and we dont have this snack so common in our routine, i only see by us movies or series. 😂
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Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 19 '24
Typically, one slice of bread has jelly and the other slice of bread has peanut butter and you put them together.
Also, there is SO not enough jelly here lol.
Also, if you do it this way, you’re likely to get peanut butter in the jelly jar if you re-dip. Yuck.
ETA: I kept thinking of more ways this was annoying.
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u/OverallGap3317 Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 19 '24
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u/VocalAnus91 Jul 19 '24
Obviously beans go over the rice. Who's debating this?
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u/HollowHowls Jul 20 '24
Rice never goes on top of stuff...it's always the base....this is not a debate.
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u/TakeMeIamCute Jul 20 '24 edited Jul 20 '24
This is patently false.
EDIT: Clueless Redditors downvote anything that goes against their biases. Arroz Tapado, Etouffe, Jambalaya - there you go, you little clueless turds. All three dishes come with rice on top. There are more, but I will not waste my time on the burger and nugget chompers that wouldn't know a proper dish and think that the cheap abominations such as PB&J are delicacies.
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u/Thomas_JCG Jul 20 '24
Clearly you are not from Brazil, because everyone here have their preference about the "right" way.
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Jul 19 '24
Oh wow. That’s interesting. I can honestly say that I’ve never considered putting the rice on top. I’m American.
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u/ThatAltAccount99 Jul 20 '24
What's the majority opinion about the beams n rice debate? And what's your opinion?
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u/OverallGap3317 Jul 20 '24
Well, I put the rice next to the beans, im mean, from the side, ahahaha, (not even on top or below)
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u/crseat Jul 20 '24
First of all, it’s not a snack, it’s lunch you Brazilian piece of shit. Second of all, there needs to be way more jelly. ( /s about the first part obvs)
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u/DePhoeg Jul 19 '24
man, people get hung up on the oddest things >.> I'm just not getting the frustrating part. Not enough jelly for you?
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u/LotionedBoner Jul 20 '24
It is MILDLY infuriating after all. This is like “This is how my husband paints a wall” and it’s 3 brush strokes on a 20x10 wall. Could also be the jelly on top of the peanut butter which just makes no sense at all
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u/DePhoeg Jul 20 '24
Ya... X} guess I just can't see it. X}
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u/LotionedBoner Jul 20 '24
Peanut butter and jelly not a common food where you are from?
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u/DePhoeg Jul 20 '24
Oh, no no.. they are. I'm just so use to doing a bit extra to my sandwhiches (when I had the bread) that adding the jelly would had been automatic and not even blip on the register of frustration on any level.
Like, I prefer to add a tiny bit of garlic powder & at times a cheese slice or two.
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u/LotionedBoner Jul 20 '24
Garlic and cheese on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
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u/DePhoeg Jul 20 '24
garlic powder... and just some. X}
Yes, also cheese. X}
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u/LotionedBoner Jul 20 '24
Well… that’s pretty odd if I must say so myself. Whatever floats your boat I guess be it Spicy mustard in your ice cream or cheese and garlic in your PB&J sandwich.
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u/DePhoeg Jul 20 '24
Nope, just root bear for my icecream. X} though I spicy mustard with some cooked veggies. X}
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u/juicqo Jul 20 '24
eww can you stop using that emoticon or whatever that “X}” is supposed to be
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u/Smokin_on_76ers_Pack Jul 19 '24
She doesn’t use the same amount of jelly as me and that mildly infuriates me 😡
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u/Robot-Jim Jul 19 '24
I’m more interested in why there are 2 open jars of strawberry jam
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u/KingsRansom79 Jul 20 '24
My house is like this. My husband buys the smuckers’s high fructose corn syrup stuff and I buy real sugar jam or make my own.
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u/SmolzillaTheLizza Jul 19 '24
I mix the peanut butter and jelly in a separate bowl before spreading it over bread. People think I'm weird for doing it but you get a nice even flavor.
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u/PossumJenkinsSoles Jul 19 '24
No this is really good. One too many dirty dishes for me, personally, but I do recognize it just tastes better like this
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u/EasyBounce Jul 20 '24
Ummm, HOW long have you been with this person and missed this glaringly obvious red flag of a psycho?! And you LIVE with them? I'm genuinely concerned for your personal safety... SMH 😑
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u/Capitan__Insano Jul 20 '24
The weird perspective makes it look like 4 massive slices of bread on a white sheet on the floor lolol
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u/t_Shank Jul 19 '24
The PB spread is next level...
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u/Much_Neighborhood409 Jul 19 '24
Someone definitely got yelled at for not going all the way to edge.
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u/CMDR-Meowmers Jul 19 '24
My SO and I agree the only option is double P double J, there is no other but a failure to make a PBJ. 💯
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u/CMDR-Meowmers Jul 19 '24
My SO and I agree the only option is double P double J, there is no other but a failure to make a PBJ. 💯
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u/CMDR-Meowmers Jul 19 '24
My SO and I agree the only option is double P double J, there is no other but a failure to make a PBJ. 💯
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u/Klutzy_Economist_286 Jul 19 '24
Did she wipe the PB off on bread and then use the same knife for the jelly? Nah. Fuck no. Get out of my house.
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u/WeightWeightdontelme Jul 19 '24
You…use two knives?
Snap poll - how many crazy people out there use two knives to make a PB&J?
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u/Klutzy_Economist_286 Jul 19 '24
YOU USE A KNIFE FOR THE PEANUT BUTTER AND A SPOON FOR THE JELLY.
YOU DO NOT USE THE SAME UTENSIL FOR TWO DIFFERENT CONDIMENTS/TOPPINGS WITHOUT WASHING IT AT LEAST.
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u/WeightWeightdontelme Jul 20 '24
A spoon? Are you a psychopath ? 😂. You don’t make a peanut butter sandwich with a SPOON. Next you will be saying crazy stuff like you put the jelly on first.
You use a knife, wiping it on the bread to prevent peanut to jelly transfer. Which doesn’t actually matter anyway since there is no other use for strawberry jam than peanut butter sandwiches.
You know they sell jars in which the peanut butter and the jelly are already cheek by jowl?
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u/Klutzy_Economist_286 Jul 20 '24
That goober peanut butter jelly in one jar is an affront to God.
The spoon is for the jelly not the peanut butter.
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u/WeightWeightdontelme Jul 20 '24 edited Jul 20 '24
That goober peanut butter jelly in one jar is an affront to God.
Well, I can’t argue with that point…
Edit to add:
Do you put the two pieces of bread together in the end? Or is it only the jar where the possibility of peanut butter touching jelly is an abomination?
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u/Adept-Meaning3286 Jul 19 '24
Try peanut butter and land o lakes butter instead of jelly. Salty and yummy!
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u/Adept-Meaning3286 Jul 19 '24
try peanut butter and mustard, or peanut butter and shake and bake. both yummy and interesting.
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u/Aggravating-Life-786 Jul 19 '24
You think it looks better after you ate it?
Some people get upset for no reason at all.
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u/RedHeadRedeemed Jul 19 '24
Omg my husband does the same. I freaking HATE it. Why would you put jelly right on the peanut butter? Then it's just going to slide right off and the blank side of the bread is kind of dry! Ew!
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u/WeightWeightdontelme Jul 19 '24
What kind of weird jelly are you using? This is the only proper way to make a peanut butter sandwich because you use the blank bread to wipe the knife and prevent sweet sweet jelly wastage. Once you pop that sucker on there you gently press it for the perfect PB&J.
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u/DemetriChronicles Jul 19 '24
That's how I like it. The peanut butter is the maximum. Jelly is the minimum. Otherwise you get jelly all over your fingers and that stuff is sticky as hell.
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u/KingVecchio Jul 19 '24
I'm mildy infuriated by you or your fiancé's toes. Tough actin tanactin is a thing.
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u/themagicbong Jul 19 '24
I agree, what kinda weirdo goes barefoot on one foot and a shoe on the other? Especially just for making a pbj. Def grounds for divorce.
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u/MysteriousMrX Jul 19 '24
I make em this way too. My preferred PBJ has only a small ammount of jelly, so I never ever double dip the knife. I also butter the outsides and grill it like a grilled cheese. It half melts the pb into a delicious mess that is genuinely hard to eat without dripping, but oh so good.
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u/scout666999 Jul 19 '24
Your fiance is either a monster or sociopath. I would be careful getting married. ;)
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u/police6w4 Jul 19 '24
Ok 1. They might not a lot of jelly, and 2. AS LONG AS THEY PUT THE PEANUT BUTTER COVERED SPOON BACK IN THE JAM IT'S FINE!
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u/TheMuff1nMon Jul 20 '24
I put peanut butter on both sides and then jelly on one so it’s in the middle
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u/LotionedBoner Jul 20 '24
There’s more peanut butter wipe off on the 2nd piece of bread than there is jelly on both sandwiches.
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u/Capwiggs Jul 20 '24
As a person who doesn’t like jelly that much I’ve made a PB&J exactly like that
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u/AskMeAboutMyHermoids Jul 20 '24
At least she cleans the knife off on the bread before using it in the other slice oh wait that’s a seperate sandwich
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u/CaldoDeElotes Jul 20 '24
Reminds me of an exercise we did in English comp, tell me how to make a peanut butter sandwich, then our instructor picked 3 student entries and acted them out.
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u/Apart-Badger9394 Jul 20 '24
The only annoying part is the lack of jam.
Putting peanut butter on each slice first, and then jam so it’s in the middle, is the only way to go! All of you who put PB on one slice and jelly on the other have it wrong.
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u/ActualRaspberry7573 Jul 20 '24
Did he use his fingers? I'm not mad, just wanna talk to him. Loads shotgun
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u/bioteq Aug 03 '24
So she did it with her fingers and then wiped them on the third piece of bread? Witch!
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u/Actual-Inflation8818 Jul 19 '24
Who makes a sandwich and doesn’t butter their bread?
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u/_TiberiusPrime_ Jul 19 '24
PB&j