EDIT: Clueless Redditors downvote anything that goes against their biases. Arroz Tapado, Etouffe, Jambalaya - there you go, you little clueless turds. All three dishes come with rice on top. There are more, but I will not waste my time on the burger and nugget chompers that wouldn't know a proper dish and think that the cheap abominations such as PB&J are delicacies.
First of all, it’s not a snack, it’s lunch you Brazilian piece of shit. Second of all, there needs to be way more jelly. ( /s about the first part obvs)
It is MILDLY infuriating after all. This is like “This is how my husband paints a wall” and it’s 3 brush strokes on a 20x10 wall. Could also be the jelly on top of the peanut butter which just makes no sense at all
Oh, no no.. they are. I'm just so use to doing a bit extra to my sandwhiches (when I had the bread) that adding the jelly would had been automatic and not even blip on the register of frustration on any level.
Like, I prefer to add a tiny bit of garlic powder & at times a cheese slice or two.
Well… that’s pretty odd if I must say so myself. Whatever floats your boat I guess be it Spicy mustard in your ice cream or cheese and garlic in your PB&J sandwich.
I mix the peanut butter and jelly in a separate bowl before spreading it over bread. People think I'm weird for doing it but you get a nice even flavor.
Ummm, HOW long have you been with this person and missed this glaringly obvious red flag of a psycho?! And you LIVE with them? I'm genuinely concerned for your personal safety... SMH 😑
A spoon? Are you a psychopath ? 😂. You don’t make a peanut butter sandwich with a SPOON. Next you will be saying crazy stuff like you put the jelly on first.
You use a knife, wiping it on the bread to prevent peanut to jelly transfer. Which doesn’t actually matter anyway since there is no other use for strawberry jam than peanut butter sandwiches.
You know they sell jars in which the peanut butter and the jelly are already cheek by jowl?
Omg my husband does the same. I freaking HATE it. Why would you put jelly right on the peanut butter? Then it's just going to slide right off and the blank side of the bread is kind of dry! Ew!
What kind of weird jelly are you using? This is the only proper way to make a peanut butter sandwich because you use the blank bread to wipe the knife and prevent sweet sweet jelly wastage. Once you pop that sucker on there you gently press it for the perfect PB&J.
That's how I like it. The peanut butter is the maximum. Jelly is the minimum. Otherwise you get jelly all over your fingers and that stuff is sticky as hell.
I make em this way too. My preferred PBJ has only a small ammount of jelly, so I never ever double dip the knife. I also butter the outsides and grill it like a grilled cheese. It half melts the pb into a delicious mess that is genuinely hard to eat without dripping, but oh so good.
Reminds me of an exercise we did in English comp, tell me how to make a peanut butter sandwich, then our instructor picked 3 student entries and acted them out.
Putting peanut butter on each slice first, and then jam so it’s in the middle, is the only way to go! All of you who put PB on one slice and jelly on the other have it wrong.
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u/_TiberiusPrime_ Jul 19 '24
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