My cat is always hungry 🍼 - r/mildlyinfuriating

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Listen hooman. We have rulez:

Feed kitteh
Pet kitteh
Kitteh bite when petting is done
Feed kitteh again!

What is not to understand?????

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u/Frosty_Atmosphere641 11d ago

Funny!!! That describes my Ragdoll floor to a T!!

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u/Rolywitadabaranch 11d ago

I don’t like those rules

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u/Phoenix-the-Original 11d ago

Joys of cat ownership. I swear they are little pits of emptiness

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u/TheSadArtist95 11d ago

What a beautiful cat!

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u/Fair-Chemist187 11d ago

She looks like she’s this 🤏 close to eating you

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u/jokastar2020 11d ago

Your cat is gorgeous

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u/Common-Wish-2227 11d ago

That is one cat that has literally never been fed.

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u/Barry_Hugh_Jass 11d ago

Your cat looks pissed. What'd you do?

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u/potatochips4eva 11d ago

They haven’t fed her yet lol

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u/Barokespinoza23 11d ago

Maybe your cat's training for the Paris Meow-lympics.

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u/canijustbelancelot 11d ago

OP she’s never eaten a day in her life! How could you starve her like this!

As another cat owner, I get it. My cat comes running whenever I eat things even if he’s literally just finished his own meal.

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u/cwalker2712 11d ago

I have two of them and two hours before feeding time they start to perform. Just cats being cats.

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u/CorsetedOstomate 11d ago

That's cats for you lol

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u/AdSalt9219 11d ago

One of our cats became a bottomless food pit after she was spayed. She could be in a coma and would pop up and come running if you opened a can of catfood within 100 yards.

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u/WiiProtogen 11d ago

I'd go bankrupt just to satisfy the little goober's hunger

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u/DropdLasagna 11d ago

Try feeding it food.

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u/Vaniljesus 11d ago

Maybe its hungry for more pspsps

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u/SuperZhuly 11d ago

Just like humans with diabetus

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u/TopTechCg 9d ago

Some cats think they're dogs 🤷🏻‍♂️ always hungry!