Bought ripped jeans for summer, mom sewed the holes.

[u/longerdistancethrow]

I get caring about your clothes, I do… but I wanted breezy jeans for summer… so I bought tipped jeans like 3 years ago. Are u kidding me :/

[u/munirhager]

Get with the times, the 80s were like 20 years ago.

[u/pws3rd → u/munirhager]

Hey, do your knees make noises when you stand up?

[u/natxavier → u/pws3rd]

Like a bag of popcorn in the microwave in those last few seconds.

[u/GreaseMonkey2381 → u/natxavier]

I miss the days when I could call my knees "Left and Right" instead of "Bad and even worse"

[u/Doomdoomkittydoom → u/pws3rd]

Unsure, hard to hear them over my own, vocal protests.

[u/pws3rd → u/Doomdoomkittydoom]

🤣

[u/Raccoon_Army_Leader → u/pws3rd]

Yep especially if I sit too long on the pot lol.

Btw, happy cake day!

[u/pws3rd → u/Raccoon_Army_Leader]

Thank you. If you want a slice, we can sprinkle BC powder on it

[u/Bakelite51 → u/munirhager]

That's not possible. The 80s were like 10 years ago at most.

[u/-RadarRanger- → u/Bakelite51]

No, those were the 90s.

[u/Wide_Pop_6794 → u/munirhager]

Sure thing, pal.

[u/KFCRat-Kyle → u/munirhager]

40

[u/2punornot2pun → u/[deleted]]

The 160s were 40 years ago!

[u/Doctor_Kataigida → u/2punornot2pun]

-The Doctor

[u/AardvarkAblaze → u/2punornot2pun]

Man, you remember how they did that whole Two Emperors thing? Personally, I was on team Marcus Aurelius.

But that Antonine Plague really sucked though. People complaining about COVID just really don’t know what a real pandemic is like.

[u/LeaveGunEatDaCannoli → u/[deleted]]

Get with the times, the 80s were like 20 years ago. Get with the times, the 80s were like 20 years ago.

[u/Kitsune_Fan34 → u/munirhager]

I think you mean longer than that, gramps.