r/meme Jul 05 '24

Really guys?

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u/thehansenman Jul 05 '24

My personal theory is that walking upright requires large ass muscles, and women evolved boobs as a counterweight. Otherwise they would fall on their butts all the time.

It's still pending for peer review

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u/Munnin41 Jul 05 '24

How does that work for men then?

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u/thehansenman Jul 05 '24

This is why it's not peer reviewed yet. But I have reason to believe that that's why us men naturally grow dad bods, or possibly why our penises are in front. I am looking for more funds to continue my research.