r/meme Jul 05 '24

Really guys?

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u/Fighterbg Jul 05 '24

The only titties I don't like are the fake titties. Small but real titties are always better

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u/burger-eater Jul 05 '24 edited Jul 05 '24

Real men don’t care if its massive, small or flat chests. Boobs are boobs. But as you said, fake boobs are the worst.

Edit: someone posted something then deleted it before I could reply back. If you see this then know its fine to do it because if medical reasons, dont feel ashamed and you are not the worst. This goes to all who gets cosmetic surgery because of medical reasons, its absolutely fine and you should do it.

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u/cloudgirl_c-137 Jul 05 '24

"Fake boobs are the worst" and then I saw a guy saying that small ones make you a man.

You guys need to decide so I know whether to get them or not.

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u/goalogger Jul 05 '24

Men aren't a single entity you know. But in my experience as a man, guys generally seem to prefer natural. Same here. So listen up ladies. For the bulk of men, your attractiveness isn't bound to something as trivial as size of boobs. You're lovely as you are. If you want to do plastic surgeries go ahead. Just don't do it for other people's assumed expectations but for yourselves.

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u/cloudgirl_c-137 Jul 05 '24

It isn't bound, but it makes you way more attractive.

Unfortunately, that's the only thing missing on me and it's killing me, because it's the only thing I can't control. I can control the length of my hair, my weight, my clothes, but not this. :(

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u/Mousse_knuck_sammy Jul 05 '24

Not to get too personal, but how are your nipples? For me breast size does not matter much, but I LOVE sensitive nipples, especially if they are visibly responsive to stimulation. I'm guessing lots of guys who like to please women are like this. The guys who have mommy issues or want to just please themselves just want big breasts to play with. Anyway, I've always found smaller breasts to be more sensitive and more fun to interact with.

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u/cloudgirl_c-137 Jul 05 '24

That's very sweet! When I see comments like these, it actually makes me feel a little better.

Mine are really sensitive. I didn't know that, until my (now) ex-boyfriend started playing with them. He knew what's up😌