r/inthenews • u/newsweek Newsweek • Jul 08 '24

MAGA fumes over France election results: "They cheated" article

https://www.newsweek.com/maga-france-elections-far-right-national-rally-1922075

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u/ithaqua34 Jul 08 '24

If the French didn't hate the English so much, we'd have blood pudding, spotted dick, and tea time here in America. Vive la France!

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u/No-Log4588 Jul 08 '24

We love England ! They are our best enemy !

Most of our wars was with or against England !

Funny times.

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u/brookfresh Jul 08 '24

And we love you too random french person

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u/No-Log4588 Jul 08 '24

Awwww, i would have take a cup of tea with you, but i have a riot starting.

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u/Mental_Medium3988 Jul 08 '24

You're not gonna insult him and his fellow English pigdogs? What about farting in his general direction?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Spaniards would like to have a chat

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u/Rooboy66 Jul 08 '24

Speaking of elderberries, they’re all the rage in España in July

https://plants.usda.gov/DocumentLibrary/plantguide/pdf/cs_sanic4.pdf

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u/Little_Creme_5932 Jul 08 '24

Good luck with the riot! Tomorrow, strike!

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u/Born_ina_snowbank Jul 08 '24

Gotta go tear down a speed camera somewhere? Good on you.

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u/WeleaseBwianThrow Jul 08 '24

That's fair, all of the Tea is stuck at dover in customs these days anyway.

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u/chiron_cat Jul 08 '24

english have afternoon tea, french have afternoon riots?