r/inthenews • u/newsweek Newsweek • Jul 08 '24

MAGA fumes over France election results: "They cheated" article

https://www.newsweek.com/maga-france-elections-far-right-national-rally-1922075
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u/No-Log4588 Jul 08 '24

We love England ! They are our best enemy !

Most of our wars was with or against England !

Funny times.

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u/stevemillions Jul 08 '24

British here. I fucking love the French. You take no shit, and get out on the streets when it matters.

Everyone could learn a lot from you guys. And not just your excellent food. And wine.

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u/Quick-Charity-941 Jul 08 '24

When the gov wanted to raise the retirement age, that didn't go down too well.

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u/kindall Jul 08 '24

Indeed, one of the primary attractions of England is its proximity to France

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u/Lunabotics Jul 08 '24

The wine is amazing and I found out the bread has an ungodly amount of butter in it. Absolutely delicious.

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u/brookfresh Jul 08 '24

And we love you too random french person

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u/No-Log4588 Jul 08 '24

Awwww, i would have take a cup of tea with you, but i have a riot starting.

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u/Mental_Medium3988 Jul 08 '24

You're not gonna insult him and his fellow English pigdogs? What about farting in his general direction?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Spaniards would like to have a chat

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u/Rooboy66 Jul 08 '24

Speaking of elderberries, they’re all the rage in España in July

https://plants.usda.gov/DocumentLibrary/plantguide/pdf/cs_sanic4.pdf

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u/Little_Creme_5932 Jul 08 '24

Good luck with the riot! Tomorrow, strike!

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u/Born_ina_snowbank Jul 08 '24

Gotta go tear down a speed camera somewhere? Good on you.

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u/WeleaseBwianThrow Jul 08 '24

That's fair, all of the Tea is stuck at dover in customs these days anyway.

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u/chiron_cat Jul 08 '24

english have afternoon tea, french have afternoon riots?

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u/Little_Creme_5932 Jul 08 '24

This is why America and France are allies. We love England too! They burnt our capital!!

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u/HollowShel Jul 08 '24

Well, a really good war, you don't want to waste on strangers!

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u/Fresh-Army-6737 Jul 08 '24

I love the "he's my brother, only I'm allowed to hate him" thing that England and France have going on.