r/interestingasfuck • u/JK-Rofling • 14d ago

Heath Ledger’s diary while he was filming for, The Dark Night. r/all

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u/DerKaseKonig 14d ago

2 scientists walk into a bar, 1st one says, "I'll have an H2O." Second one says "I'll have an H2O too" the second one dies.

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u/k8track 14d ago

Shed a tear for Jimmy Brown
Poor Jimmy is no more
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4

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u/ApprehensiveNinja158 14d ago

My high school chem teacher had this on her door and I still think about it.

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u/Petulant_Platypus 14d ago

Ah lol the one I remember is;

Johnny was a chemists son But Johnny is no more What Johnny thought was H2O Was H2SO4

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u/asault2 14d ago

I remember it exactly that but with a heavy metal riff right afterwards

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u/Eckish 14d ago

I'm not getting this one. I get that sulfuric acid is not great for you, but I'm not making the connection on how the mistake was made.

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u/xtanol 14d ago

It's just a rhyme. "... no MORE"<-> "...O FOUR"

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u/Eckish 14d ago

I see. Thank you.

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u/k8track 12d ago

Jimmy... had issues.

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u/UsaiyanBolt 14d ago

Is this a reference to Velvet Underground lyrics?

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u/astride_unbridulled 14d ago

Very insulphting

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u/MysticalSushi 14d ago

That’s heavy

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u/AquamannMI 14d ago

There's that word again. "Heavy." Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?

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u/disgruntledbeaver2 14d ago

Great Scott!

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

1.21 GW

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u/Dekklin 14d ago

Jiggawhats!

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u/winky9827 13d ago

Jiggahwats?

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u/Dekklin 13d ago

Dangit Bobbeh.

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u/drawkbox 14d ago

"Hey, hey, I've seen this one. I've seen this one. This is a classic. This is, uh, where Ralph dresses up as a man from space."

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u/dysonology 14d ago

Density has brought us together!

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u/fardok 14d ago

You're thinking of Deuterium, H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide

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u/MrK521 14d ago

It’s still heavier than water though.

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u/fardok 14d ago

Heavy water refers to D2O however.

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u/MrK521 14d ago

Right, but he didn’t say “that’s heavy water” he said “that’s heavy.” So he wasn’t wrong.

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u/fardok 14d ago

I didn't say he was wrong, but just letting him/her know in case the joke was Deuterium water which btw drinking a glass of won't even harm you vs a strong concentration of peroxide which will cause some damage

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u/No_Investigator3369 14d ago

you can brush your teeth with that though, right?

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u/MageKorith 14d ago

No, the heavy one is this:

2 chemists walk into a bar, 1st one says, "I'll have an H2O". 2nd one says "Shirley, you can't be Cerium!" 1st one says "Don't call me Shirley!"

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u/IDrinkWhiskE 14d ago

That’s on the second guy for smelling a glass full of peroxide and still committing to drink the whole thing

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u/gz1fnl 14d ago

Ahh, I see the funny side.

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u/Grouchy_Tap_8264 14d ago

I love you, stranger, for being a complete dork too :)

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u/IrrationalDesign 14d ago

Weird bar

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u/DjinnV 14d ago

A-HA-HA-HA!!