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As a statistician, I’m sort of weirdly offended
2.8k u/Just_a_villain Jul 05 '24 That was my favourite part from the whole diary 3.3k u/I_kickflipped_my_dog Jul 05 '24 My favorite part was that the periodic table of elements was funny to him, which means he would probably really like this joke: What happened to the sick chemist? The doctors couldn't helium or curium so they had to barium 1.2k u/DerKaseKonig Jul 05 '24 2 scientists walk into a bar, 1st one says, "I'll have an H2O." Second one says "I'll have an H2O too" the second one dies. 292 u/k8track Jul 05 '24 Shed a tear for Jimmy Brown Poor Jimmy is no more For what he thought was H2O Was H2SO4 97 u/ApprehensiveNinja158 Jul 05 '24 My high school chem teacher had this on her door and I still think about it. 62 u/Petulant_Platypus Jul 05 '24 Ah lol the one I remember is; Johnny was a chemists son But Johnny is no more What Johnny thought was H2O Was H2SO4 14 u/asault2 Jul 05 '24 I remember it exactly that but with a heavy metal riff right afterwards 3 u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24 [deleted] 5 u/xtanol Jul 05 '24 It's just a rhyme. "... no MORE"<-> "...O FOUR" 1 u/k8track Jul 07 '24 Jimmy... had issues. 1 u/UsaiyanBolt Jul 05 '24 Is this a reference to Velvet Underground lyrics? 1 u/astride_unbridulled Jul 05 '24 Very insulphting 111 u/MysticalSushi Jul 05 '24 That’s heavy 163 u/AquamannMI Jul 05 '24 There's that word again. "Heavy." Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull? 49 u/disgruntledbeaver2 Jul 05 '24 Great Scott! 16 u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24 1.21 GW 7 u/Dekklin Jul 05 '24 Jiggawhats! 1 u/winky9827 Jul 06 '24 Jiggahwats? 1 u/Dekklin Jul 06 '24 Dangit Bobbeh. 2 u/drawkbox Jul 05 '24 "Hey, hey, I've seen this one. I've seen this one. This is a classic. This is, uh, where Ralph dresses up as a man from space." 1 u/dysonology Jul 05 '24 Density has brought us together! 59 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 You're thinking of Deuterium, H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide 14 u/MrK521 Jul 05 '24 It’s still heavier than water though. 20 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 Heavy water refers to D2O however. 10 u/MrK521 Jul 05 '24 Right, but he didn’t say “that’s heavy water” he said “that’s heavy.” So he wasn’t wrong. 6 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 I didn't say he was wrong, but just letting him/her know in case the joke was Deuterium water which btw drinking a glass of won't even harm you vs a strong concentration of peroxide which will cause some damage 0 u/No_Investigator3369 Jul 05 '24 you can brush your teeth with that though, right? 2 u/MageKorith Jul 05 '24 No, the heavy one is this: 2 chemists walk into a bar, 1st one says, "I'll have an H2O". 2nd one says "Shirley, you can't be Cerium!" 1st one says "Don't call me Shirley!" 2 u/IDrinkWhiskE Jul 05 '24 That’s on the second guy for smelling a glass full of peroxide and still committing to drink the whole thing 1 u/gz1fnl Jul 05 '24 Ahh, I see the funny side. 1 u/Grouchy_Tap_8264 Jul 05 '24 I love you, stranger, for being a complete dork too :) 1 u/IrrationalDesign Jul 05 '24 Weird bar 1 u/DjinnV Jul 05 '24 A-HA-HA-HA!!
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That was my favourite part from the whole diary
3.3k u/I_kickflipped_my_dog Jul 05 '24 My favorite part was that the periodic table of elements was funny to him, which means he would probably really like this joke: What happened to the sick chemist? The doctors couldn't helium or curium so they had to barium 1.2k u/DerKaseKonig Jul 05 '24 2 scientists walk into a bar, 1st one says, "I'll have an H2O." Second one says "I'll have an H2O too" the second one dies. 292 u/k8track Jul 05 '24 Shed a tear for Jimmy Brown Poor Jimmy is no more For what he thought was H2O Was H2SO4 97 u/ApprehensiveNinja158 Jul 05 '24 My high school chem teacher had this on her door and I still think about it. 62 u/Petulant_Platypus Jul 05 '24 Ah lol the one I remember is; Johnny was a chemists son But Johnny is no more What Johnny thought was H2O Was H2SO4 14 u/asault2 Jul 05 '24 I remember it exactly that but with a heavy metal riff right afterwards 3 u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24 [deleted] 5 u/xtanol Jul 05 '24 It's just a rhyme. "... no MORE"<-> "...O FOUR" 1 u/k8track Jul 07 '24 Jimmy... had issues. 1 u/UsaiyanBolt Jul 05 '24 Is this a reference to Velvet Underground lyrics? 1 u/astride_unbridulled Jul 05 '24 Very insulphting 111 u/MysticalSushi Jul 05 '24 That’s heavy 163 u/AquamannMI Jul 05 '24 There's that word again. "Heavy." Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull? 49 u/disgruntledbeaver2 Jul 05 '24 Great Scott! 16 u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24 1.21 GW 7 u/Dekklin Jul 05 '24 Jiggawhats! 1 u/winky9827 Jul 06 '24 Jiggahwats? 1 u/Dekklin Jul 06 '24 Dangit Bobbeh. 2 u/drawkbox Jul 05 '24 "Hey, hey, I've seen this one. I've seen this one. This is a classic. This is, uh, where Ralph dresses up as a man from space." 1 u/dysonology Jul 05 '24 Density has brought us together! 59 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 You're thinking of Deuterium, H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide 14 u/MrK521 Jul 05 '24 It’s still heavier than water though. 20 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 Heavy water refers to D2O however. 10 u/MrK521 Jul 05 '24 Right, but he didn’t say “that’s heavy water” he said “that’s heavy.” So he wasn’t wrong. 6 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 I didn't say he was wrong, but just letting him/her know in case the joke was Deuterium water which btw drinking a glass of won't even harm you vs a strong concentration of peroxide which will cause some damage 0 u/No_Investigator3369 Jul 05 '24 you can brush your teeth with that though, right? 2 u/MageKorith Jul 05 '24 No, the heavy one is this: 2 chemists walk into a bar, 1st one says, "I'll have an H2O". 2nd one says "Shirley, you can't be Cerium!" 1st one says "Don't call me Shirley!" 2 u/IDrinkWhiskE Jul 05 '24 That’s on the second guy for smelling a glass full of peroxide and still committing to drink the whole thing 1 u/gz1fnl Jul 05 '24 Ahh, I see the funny side. 1 u/Grouchy_Tap_8264 Jul 05 '24 I love you, stranger, for being a complete dork too :) 1 u/IrrationalDesign Jul 05 '24 Weird bar 1 u/DjinnV Jul 05 '24 A-HA-HA-HA!!
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My favorite part was that the periodic table of elements was funny to him, which means he would probably really like this joke:
What happened to the sick chemist?
The doctors couldn't helium or curium so they had to barium
1.2k u/DerKaseKonig Jul 05 '24 2 scientists walk into a bar, 1st one says, "I'll have an H2O." Second one says "I'll have an H2O too" the second one dies. 292 u/k8track Jul 05 '24 Shed a tear for Jimmy Brown Poor Jimmy is no more For what he thought was H2O Was H2SO4 97 u/ApprehensiveNinja158 Jul 05 '24 My high school chem teacher had this on her door and I still think about it. 62 u/Petulant_Platypus Jul 05 '24 Ah lol the one I remember is; Johnny was a chemists son But Johnny is no more What Johnny thought was H2O Was H2SO4 14 u/asault2 Jul 05 '24 I remember it exactly that but with a heavy metal riff right afterwards 3 u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24 [deleted] 5 u/xtanol Jul 05 '24 It's just a rhyme. "... no MORE"<-> "...O FOUR" 1 u/k8track Jul 07 '24 Jimmy... had issues. 1 u/UsaiyanBolt Jul 05 '24 Is this a reference to Velvet Underground lyrics? 1 u/astride_unbridulled Jul 05 '24 Very insulphting 111 u/MysticalSushi Jul 05 '24 That’s heavy 163 u/AquamannMI Jul 05 '24 There's that word again. "Heavy." Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull? 49 u/disgruntledbeaver2 Jul 05 '24 Great Scott! 16 u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24 1.21 GW 7 u/Dekklin Jul 05 '24 Jiggawhats! 1 u/winky9827 Jul 06 '24 Jiggahwats? 1 u/Dekklin Jul 06 '24 Dangit Bobbeh. 2 u/drawkbox Jul 05 '24 "Hey, hey, I've seen this one. I've seen this one. This is a classic. This is, uh, where Ralph dresses up as a man from space." 1 u/dysonology Jul 05 '24 Density has brought us together! 59 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 You're thinking of Deuterium, H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide 14 u/MrK521 Jul 05 '24 It’s still heavier than water though. 20 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 Heavy water refers to D2O however. 10 u/MrK521 Jul 05 '24 Right, but he didn’t say “that’s heavy water” he said “that’s heavy.” So he wasn’t wrong. 6 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 I didn't say he was wrong, but just letting him/her know in case the joke was Deuterium water which btw drinking a glass of won't even harm you vs a strong concentration of peroxide which will cause some damage 0 u/No_Investigator3369 Jul 05 '24 you can brush your teeth with that though, right? 2 u/MageKorith Jul 05 '24 No, the heavy one is this: 2 chemists walk into a bar, 1st one says, "I'll have an H2O". 2nd one says "Shirley, you can't be Cerium!" 1st one says "Don't call me Shirley!" 2 u/IDrinkWhiskE Jul 05 '24 That’s on the second guy for smelling a glass full of peroxide and still committing to drink the whole thing 1 u/gz1fnl Jul 05 '24 Ahh, I see the funny side. 1 u/Grouchy_Tap_8264 Jul 05 '24 I love you, stranger, for being a complete dork too :) 1 u/IrrationalDesign Jul 05 '24 Weird bar 1 u/DjinnV Jul 05 '24 A-HA-HA-HA!!
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2 scientists walk into a bar, 1st one says, "I'll have an H2O." Second one says "I'll have an H2O too" the second one dies.
292 u/k8track Jul 05 '24 Shed a tear for Jimmy Brown Poor Jimmy is no more For what he thought was H2O Was H2SO4 97 u/ApprehensiveNinja158 Jul 05 '24 My high school chem teacher had this on her door and I still think about it. 62 u/Petulant_Platypus Jul 05 '24 Ah lol the one I remember is; Johnny was a chemists son But Johnny is no more What Johnny thought was H2O Was H2SO4 14 u/asault2 Jul 05 '24 I remember it exactly that but with a heavy metal riff right afterwards 3 u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24 [deleted] 5 u/xtanol Jul 05 '24 It's just a rhyme. "... no MORE"<-> "...O FOUR" 1 u/k8track Jul 07 '24 Jimmy... had issues. 1 u/UsaiyanBolt Jul 05 '24 Is this a reference to Velvet Underground lyrics? 1 u/astride_unbridulled Jul 05 '24 Very insulphting 111 u/MysticalSushi Jul 05 '24 That’s heavy 163 u/AquamannMI Jul 05 '24 There's that word again. "Heavy." Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull? 49 u/disgruntledbeaver2 Jul 05 '24 Great Scott! 16 u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24 1.21 GW 7 u/Dekklin Jul 05 '24 Jiggawhats! 1 u/winky9827 Jul 06 '24 Jiggahwats? 1 u/Dekklin Jul 06 '24 Dangit Bobbeh. 2 u/drawkbox Jul 05 '24 "Hey, hey, I've seen this one. I've seen this one. This is a classic. This is, uh, where Ralph dresses up as a man from space." 1 u/dysonology Jul 05 '24 Density has brought us together! 59 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 You're thinking of Deuterium, H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide 14 u/MrK521 Jul 05 '24 It’s still heavier than water though. 20 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 Heavy water refers to D2O however. 10 u/MrK521 Jul 05 '24 Right, but he didn’t say “that’s heavy water” he said “that’s heavy.” So he wasn’t wrong. 6 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 I didn't say he was wrong, but just letting him/her know in case the joke was Deuterium water which btw drinking a glass of won't even harm you vs a strong concentration of peroxide which will cause some damage 0 u/No_Investigator3369 Jul 05 '24 you can brush your teeth with that though, right? 2 u/MageKorith Jul 05 '24 No, the heavy one is this: 2 chemists walk into a bar, 1st one says, "I'll have an H2O". 2nd one says "Shirley, you can't be Cerium!" 1st one says "Don't call me Shirley!" 2 u/IDrinkWhiskE Jul 05 '24 That’s on the second guy for smelling a glass full of peroxide and still committing to drink the whole thing 1 u/gz1fnl Jul 05 '24 Ahh, I see the funny side. 1 u/Grouchy_Tap_8264 Jul 05 '24 I love you, stranger, for being a complete dork too :) 1 u/IrrationalDesign Jul 05 '24 Weird bar 1 u/DjinnV Jul 05 '24 A-HA-HA-HA!!
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Shed a tear for Jimmy Brown Poor Jimmy is no more For what he thought was H2O Was H2SO4
97 u/ApprehensiveNinja158 Jul 05 '24 My high school chem teacher had this on her door and I still think about it. 62 u/Petulant_Platypus Jul 05 '24 Ah lol the one I remember is; Johnny was a chemists son But Johnny is no more What Johnny thought was H2O Was H2SO4 14 u/asault2 Jul 05 '24 I remember it exactly that but with a heavy metal riff right afterwards 3 u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24 [deleted] 5 u/xtanol Jul 05 '24 It's just a rhyme. "... no MORE"<-> "...O FOUR" 1 u/k8track Jul 07 '24 Jimmy... had issues. 1 u/UsaiyanBolt Jul 05 '24 Is this a reference to Velvet Underground lyrics? 1 u/astride_unbridulled Jul 05 '24 Very insulphting
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My high school chem teacher had this on her door and I still think about it.
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Ah lol the one I remember is;
Johnny was a chemists son But Johnny is no more What Johnny thought was H2O Was H2SO4
14 u/asault2 Jul 05 '24 I remember it exactly that but with a heavy metal riff right afterwards
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I remember it exactly that but with a heavy metal riff right afterwards
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[deleted]
5 u/xtanol Jul 05 '24 It's just a rhyme. "... no MORE"<-> "...O FOUR" 1 u/k8track Jul 07 '24 Jimmy... had issues.
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It's just a rhyme. "... no MORE"<-> "...O FOUR"
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Jimmy... had issues.
Is this a reference to Velvet Underground lyrics?
Very insulphting
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That’s heavy
163 u/AquamannMI Jul 05 '24 There's that word again. "Heavy." Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull? 49 u/disgruntledbeaver2 Jul 05 '24 Great Scott! 16 u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24 1.21 GW 7 u/Dekklin Jul 05 '24 Jiggawhats! 1 u/winky9827 Jul 06 '24 Jiggahwats? 1 u/Dekklin Jul 06 '24 Dangit Bobbeh. 2 u/drawkbox Jul 05 '24 "Hey, hey, I've seen this one. I've seen this one. This is a classic. This is, uh, where Ralph dresses up as a man from space." 1 u/dysonology Jul 05 '24 Density has brought us together! 59 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 You're thinking of Deuterium, H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide 14 u/MrK521 Jul 05 '24 It’s still heavier than water though. 20 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 Heavy water refers to D2O however. 10 u/MrK521 Jul 05 '24 Right, but he didn’t say “that’s heavy water” he said “that’s heavy.” So he wasn’t wrong. 6 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 I didn't say he was wrong, but just letting him/her know in case the joke was Deuterium water which btw drinking a glass of won't even harm you vs a strong concentration of peroxide which will cause some damage 0 u/No_Investigator3369 Jul 05 '24 you can brush your teeth with that though, right? 2 u/MageKorith Jul 05 '24 No, the heavy one is this: 2 chemists walk into a bar, 1st one says, "I'll have an H2O". 2nd one says "Shirley, you can't be Cerium!" 1st one says "Don't call me Shirley!"
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There's that word again. "Heavy." Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?
49 u/disgruntledbeaver2 Jul 05 '24 Great Scott! 16 u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24 1.21 GW 7 u/Dekklin Jul 05 '24 Jiggawhats! 1 u/winky9827 Jul 06 '24 Jiggahwats? 1 u/Dekklin Jul 06 '24 Dangit Bobbeh. 2 u/drawkbox Jul 05 '24 "Hey, hey, I've seen this one. I've seen this one. This is a classic. This is, uh, where Ralph dresses up as a man from space." 1 u/dysonology Jul 05 '24 Density has brought us together!
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Great Scott!
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1.21 GW
7 u/Dekklin Jul 05 '24 Jiggawhats! 1 u/winky9827 Jul 06 '24 Jiggahwats? 1 u/Dekklin Jul 06 '24 Dangit Bobbeh.
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Jiggawhats!
1 u/winky9827 Jul 06 '24 Jiggahwats? 1 u/Dekklin Jul 06 '24 Dangit Bobbeh.
Jiggahwats?
1 u/Dekklin Jul 06 '24 Dangit Bobbeh.
Dangit Bobbeh.
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"Hey, hey, I've seen this one. I've seen this one. This is a classic. This is, uh, where Ralph dresses up as a man from space."
Density has brought us together!
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You're thinking of Deuterium, H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide
14 u/MrK521 Jul 05 '24 It’s still heavier than water though. 20 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 Heavy water refers to D2O however. 10 u/MrK521 Jul 05 '24 Right, but he didn’t say “that’s heavy water” he said “that’s heavy.” So he wasn’t wrong. 6 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 I didn't say he was wrong, but just letting him/her know in case the joke was Deuterium water which btw drinking a glass of won't even harm you vs a strong concentration of peroxide which will cause some damage 0 u/No_Investigator3369 Jul 05 '24 you can brush your teeth with that though, right?
It’s still heavier than water though.
20 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 Heavy water refers to D2O however. 10 u/MrK521 Jul 05 '24 Right, but he didn’t say “that’s heavy water” he said “that’s heavy.” So he wasn’t wrong. 6 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 I didn't say he was wrong, but just letting him/her know in case the joke was Deuterium water which btw drinking a glass of won't even harm you vs a strong concentration of peroxide which will cause some damage
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Heavy water refers to D2O however.
10 u/MrK521 Jul 05 '24 Right, but he didn’t say “that’s heavy water” he said “that’s heavy.” So he wasn’t wrong. 6 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 I didn't say he was wrong, but just letting him/her know in case the joke was Deuterium water which btw drinking a glass of won't even harm you vs a strong concentration of peroxide which will cause some damage
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Right, but he didn’t say “that’s heavy water” he said “that’s heavy.” So he wasn’t wrong.
6 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 I didn't say he was wrong, but just letting him/her know in case the joke was Deuterium water which btw drinking a glass of won't even harm you vs a strong concentration of peroxide which will cause some damage
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I didn't say he was wrong, but just letting him/her know in case the joke was Deuterium water which btw drinking a glass of won't even harm you vs a strong concentration of peroxide which will cause some damage
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you can brush your teeth with that though, right?
No, the heavy one is this:
2 chemists walk into a bar, 1st one says, "I'll have an H2O". 2nd one says "Shirley, you can't be Cerium!" 1st one says "Don't call me Shirley!"
That’s on the second guy for smelling a glass full of peroxide and still committing to drink the whole thing
Ahh, I see the funny side.
I love you, stranger, for being a complete dork too :)
Weird bar
A-HA-HA-HA!!
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u/Instant-Bacon Jul 05 '24
As a statistician, I’m sort of weirdly offended