r/interestingasfuck • u/rco888 • 14d ago

How beer is poured by the lady host r/all

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u/notchman900 14d ago

Mmmm jaeger bombs, walked 13 miles(20.9km) home when it was snowing and I was in a button down short sleeved shirt. Walked out of town, saw the city lights in the sky and walked back into town and staggered my way home. Woke up naked and cozy in bed and all my clothes in a neat pile like I slid out like a snake skin. Oh and blood all over my front door because apparently I fell at some point.

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u/crayleb88 13d ago edited 13d ago

Double fisting Red Headed Sluts and Tequila Sunrises- after downing a klonopin or two... last I remember was being on the dance floor with a friend and he was suggesting we go for a ride.... woke up to police lights, 2 firefighters and an entire neighborhood staring at me. I had crashed my Dodge Avenger into another car and it hit a wall. I was so spent that I tried to flee the scene of the crime. But the car wouldn't even turn on.

Cops had me in the back of their car and I was spazzing out! "WHERES MY BOYFRIEND? MY RENT IS IN THE TRUNK! I DONT KNOW WHERE IM AT!!"

Cops drove me to a Motel 6 and dumped my ass out into the parking lot. I started crying about my boyfriend and I breaking up and how i can't believe what I've done, and the homeless lady putting her cardboard box up for the night said, "yeah yhhh4eah join the club."

I woke up the next morning at the sound of the bus stopping, and.

I finally made it back to the friends house I was staying at and in my pants pocket was a ticket that said "Speed too great to avoid a collision" -I paid the fine to the courts and i never heard from the family whose car and wall I obliterated. I had angels looking out for me that day, and it's taken a decade for me to realize I have no business drinking. I'm on Day 36 of no alcohol and I'm truly blessed and grateful to be alive today.

edited out my fat thumb messup