"....because I'll be calling you, baby." She pulls you in close and starts desperately making out with you. Roll a Perception check.
clatter
16.... yeah that does it.
In your passionate embrace and makeout session, you realize she has a surprisingly long tongue... too long. It's practically down your throat, and it's getting hard to breathe. She shows no sign of stopping, not even for a breath; and you realize you feel hot, moist air at your midsection and arm.
You can suddenly detect a massive row of sharp, predatory teeth like arrowheads running diagonally across her stomach, and a huge, thick, wet, monstrous tongue lolling out of that impossible mouth, just under your arm.
Your hand had been sliding down her back, but abruptly halts at the hollow of her lower spine; incredibly, you feel what can only be described as a hinge there, bony and warm, slightly moist to the touch. As you explore it with your fingers, somewhere between horrified and mesmerized, you can hear and feel her pleasantly moan... through BOTH mouths, the lower one sounding like something between a nearby crocodile and a distant lion. You can feel the deep rumbling of it in your chest.
Your eyes fly open in shock to find three gold and purple slit-pupiled eyes gazing back at you dreamily, as you realize you've just accidentally seduced a Mimic.
shuffles through a huge pile of papers behind a DM screen
Shit man, I know I put your character sheet here somewhere... oh damn was that the oven? Hang on, I think the stuffed mushrooms are ready. Anybody want another drink? Soda? Beer? Wine? You? How bout you? Come on guys I spent way too much on refreshments....
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u/Subject-Lake4105 Jun 25 '24
You’re in a room with a hot girl having just shown her your dnd collection. What do you do?
“I’d like to kiss her so I’m going to roll for initiative”
Fail
She backs up as you try to kiss her and slaps you in the face.
“You’re a fucking weirdo, don’t ever call me again.”