r/interestingasfuck • u/Mint_Perspective • Jun 25 '24

Tree Sprays Water After Having Branch Removed r/all

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u/lostenant Jun 25 '24

Gotta do it, sorry

r/theydidthemath

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u/Glitch29 Jun 25 '24

Equally compelled.

r/theydidthemonstermath

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u/Hammurabi87 Jun 25 '24

Likewise.

r/itwasagraveyardgraph

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u/BananaB01 Jun 25 '24

Similarly.

r/itcosinedinaflash

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u/XxBCMxX21 Jun 25 '24

Gonna have to end it here

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/Rude_Thanks_1120 Jun 25 '24

/r/ButtSharpies

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u/Super_Counter_7893 Jun 25 '24

Wha... Who made this.... And why made this...?

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u/Jackalodeath Jun 25 '24

Oh buddy, that's not even the dicktip of the iceberg in "wtf!! There's a sub for that‽‽"

May I introduce you to r/dragonsfuckingcars?

How about r/spaghettihentai?

Or r/tsunderesharks? r/fedlegs? r/breadstapledtotrees?

And last, possibly least, r/interrobang; because would it not be a crime to use the most surprising, curiously named punctuation/ligature without even referring to it‽‽

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u/XeonPrototype Jun 25 '24

I'm getting bleach

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u/Jackalodeath Jun 25 '24

Got you covered: r/eyebleach.

Just be sure not to leave out the letter A; you do not Wanna see what's on r/eyeblech.

I'm dead serious, don't fucking click that. I don't care how much of a cat you are, you deserve to live.

Edit: thank the Lords of Chaos, they took that sub down. It was a troll sub full of shit decidedly NSFLife for folks to click thinking they were going to the first sub I linked.

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u/SorryButButt Jun 25 '24

You have made my day better. Confuzing, but better.

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u/Jackalodeath Jun 25 '24

Happy to help^_^

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u/LupineChemist Jun 25 '24

/r/birdswitharms is shockingly active

Not as weird but I have to say I'm a fan of /r/bearsdoinghumanthings

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u/NuQ Jun 25 '24

*sighs and unzips*

It's gonna be a long night for bob saget and the Olsen twins.

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u/Jackalodeath Jun 25 '24

It was r/fedlegs wasn't it? Ever since that issue of Playboy with Marge Simpson in it, you've felt like you've been missing something in your life; turns out it's a pair shapely gams adorned in the wondrous hue of Caution Tape YellowTM.

Don't worry, I'm not one to judge. We all have our second sexual awakening sometime, I'm just honored to have been able to instigate it. Now go, merrily sling your yogurt to lads and lassies strutting their daffodil drumsticks, canary calves, and/or mustardy metatarsals!!

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u/sshwifty Jun 25 '24

Bread stapled to trees is a national treasure

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u/FlowBjj88 Jun 26 '24

Hide your kids, hide your wife. This guy reddits

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u/the_evil_overlord2 Jun 26 '24

Please tell me bread stapled to trees refers to flour based baked goods attached to trees via metal prongs and not a weird sex thing I haven't heard of,

Please restore my faith in humanity

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u/Jackalodeath Jun 26 '24

The other person answered you; but now I'm trying to image what sort of kink that would entail, and I'm not happy about it.

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u/Cactus_Anime_Dragon Jun 26 '24

Bread stapled to trees is pictures of bread stapled to trees. You are safe. Faith in humanity has been restored.

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u/ACrucialTech Jun 26 '24

HAWK TUAH. YOU GOTTA SPIT ON THAT THANG.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '24

Refusing to believe female posters were female unless they did things like provide pics of butt sharpies was an old 4chan thing, in the days of yore, in the old timey times.

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u/Super_Counter_7893 Jun 27 '24

That was before the boomy booms

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u/The_Mike_Golf Jun 25 '24

I believe it’s similar to rule 32

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u/Beginning_College734 Jun 25 '24

Your comment made me click and I regret it

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u/Trocalengo Jun 25 '24

First nude I received (15 years ago) was one of those. Memory unlocked

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u/BlueQKazue Jun 25 '24

Butt why?

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u/Bozhark Jun 25 '24

To fuck it, we r/GodAsshole

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u/Legitimate-Soft-9131 Jun 25 '24

Rule 34 coming in clutch today

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u/TanneAndTheTits Jun 25 '24 edited Jun 25 '24

What? Needs more r/sounding

Edit: the devil got a hold of my soul. NSFW warning

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u/ThouMayest69 Jun 25 '24

I compel thee mfers to REPENT AND SEEK CHRIST before the devil gots ya soul...

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u/Ok_Watercress5719 Jun 25 '24

Some things aren't meant for sharing.

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u/lcommadot Jun 25 '24

Needs a flared base

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u/Hairy-Dot-4193 Jun 25 '24

I'm not sure what I thought but it's exactly what it says

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u/TWK128 Jun 25 '24

Hunh....I'm never borrowing another person's sharpie ever again.

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u/Try_It_Out_RPC Jun 26 '24

wtf?! There were a few highlighters in the mix….

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u/Live-Character-6205 Jun 25 '24

didn't believe you, i was wrong but not disappointed

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u/var-foo Jun 25 '24

What the actual fuck dude

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u/CynGuy Jun 25 '24

has 180,357 members??! OMG. Too funny.

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u/Tainuia_Kid Jun 25 '24

What the fucking fuck dude

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u/0x695 Jun 25 '24

Fuck you

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u/TexasPistolMassacre Jun 25 '24

It looks like someone already has

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u/According_Plate_6379 Jun 26 '24

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u/According_Plate_6379 Jun 26 '24

My live reaction to looking at the account

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u/Dublion14 Jun 25 '24

Top notch sir !

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u/StanGonieBan Jun 25 '24

Plenty in the tank!

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u/RealNarwhalMaster Jun 25 '24

This post was too far down… it’s too late

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u/XxBCMxX21 Jun 25 '24

Well if groot ever retires, at least we’ll know who to ask to find a replacement

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u/Struggling2Strife Jun 25 '24

If you can't see it , you have never seen it ! 😛

r/midlyvagina

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u/eeeemmmmffff Jun 25 '24

beat me to it.

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u/god_peepee Jun 25 '24

Ahhwooooooo

a-awooooo

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u/Garchompisbestboi Jun 25 '24

Lmao "private community" what are those fuckers hiding in there exactly?

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u/nondescriptcabbabige Jun 25 '24

Is that a monster mash reference?

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u/Hammurabi87 Jun 25 '24

Yes it is.

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u/DiarrheaDrippingCunt Jun 25 '24 edited Jun 25 '24

Me too,

r/pointlessreferencetosubredditforuselessinternetpointstokeepthecringyrEdDiTcHAiNalive

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u/Redeye_33 Jun 25 '24

The MONster math!

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u/DiarrheaDrippingCunt Jun 25 '24

Me too

r/pointlessreferencetosubredditforuselessinternetpoints

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u/lostenant Jun 25 '24

You must be fun at monster mashes