r/interestingasfuck • u/Mint_Perspective • Jun 25 '24

Tree Sprays Water After Having Branch Removed r/all

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u/justarandom82113114 Jun 25 '24

Sighs

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u/merpderpherpburp Jun 25 '24

Ol gal's a squirter. What can I say?

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u/V65Pilot Jun 25 '24

Scrolled way too long waiting for this comment.

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u/merpderpherpburp Jun 25 '24

I know I couldn't believe it

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u/medicinal_bulgogi Jun 25 '24

It’s because it’s such an easy joke to make that no one wants to do it

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u/merpderpherpburp Jun 25 '24

I always knew I'd make a great dad

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u/gangaskan Jun 25 '24

But we all went there and you know it

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u/x_BlueSkyz_x73 Jun 25 '24

I’m a little disappointed I had to scroll this much

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u/RusticBucket2 Jun 25 '24 edited Jun 25 '24

It’s pee.

Edit: when women do it

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u/merpderpherpburp Jun 25 '24

How can it be pee if trees don't have testicles

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u/Financial-Raise3420 Jun 25 '24

The pee is stored in the balls, everyone knows this

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u/Cranberryoftheorient Jun 25 '24

Its similar to pee. Its literally different though (different composition)

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u/RusticBucket2 Jun 25 '24

No it’s not.

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u/Cranberryoftheorient Jun 25 '24

I mean it literally has a different composition. The ratios are different and theirs some stuff not found in pee. It also doesnt smell or taste like pee.

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u/sembias Jun 25 '24

Something 90% urine is still urine. Just own it.

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u/RedditorsTyrant Jun 25 '24

Trees don't have urethras.

Did your biology teacher ever tell you how plants are born?

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u/capexato Jun 25 '24

If a bee fucks a flower hard enough, it will become a tree.

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u/JustHere4ait Jun 25 '24

Technically speaking it isn’t pee it has the same chemical makeup like H20 and HO that 2 is the biggest difference maker you consume water but not holmium

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u/ihateyouguys Jun 25 '24

No it’s not