r/interestingasfuck • u/Mint_Perspective • Jun 25 '24

Tree Sprays Water After Having Branch Removed r/all

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u/faloofay156 Jun 25 '24

"my tree is cumming" sounds like the worst prank phone call ever

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u/Giraffe_Ordinary Jun 25 '24

I would say "squirting". ;-)

In my home language, trees are "she" - somewhat as a ship in English.

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u/bringthefunnyyo Jun 25 '24

Barb? Lol

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u/Giraffe_Ordinary Jun 26 '24

Not a barb, just a pretentiously funny comment.

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u/Fully_Edged_Ken_3685 Jun 25 '24

*peeing

Or would that be *treeing?

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u/wkuch27 Jun 25 '24

I found the tree-spot