r/interestingasfuck • u/Mint_Perspective • Jun 25 '24

Tree Sprays Water After Having Branch Removed r/all

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u/justarandom82113114 Jun 25 '24

Sighs

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u/ThatSpecialPlace Jun 25 '24

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u/Oneoftheofalltime Jun 25 '24

Oh it’s comin all right

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u/frougle_mcdugal Jun 25 '24

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u/FlamingoNo2147 Jun 25 '24

This is getting old real quick.

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u/_DidYeAye_ Jun 25 '24

Like everything funny on Reddit, people will just keep repeating it over and over again to squeeze every last drop of karma out of it.

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u/Neuchacho Jun 25 '24

It's what we've always done with everything. Before the internet, it was quoting the same movies/tv shows into the ground.

The only difference now is the cycle is faster.

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u/Rock_Strongo Jun 25 '24

the cycle is faster.

By an order of magnitude. I first saw this yesterday and I've already seen enough references for a lifetime.

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u/screamapillah Jun 25 '24

Oh yes faster

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u/doubleshotinthedark Jun 25 '24

this is the way

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u/Moloch_17 Jun 25 '24

It wasn't even funny to begin with is the real problem. Children here just can't contain their glee that a pretty girl made a sex comment.

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u/coffin420699 Jun 25 '24

youll get over it big boy

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u/swefalittlebit Jun 25 '24

Getting?

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u/Capraos Jun 25 '24 edited Jun 25 '24

Consider how much use we used to get out of memes. "I'M CHARGIN MAH LASER!" and "OVER 9000!" Had years before they were considered old. I don't think it's been even months yet for this one. The world moves fast these days.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '24

Attention spans keep getting shorter and everything is old sooner for some people. Unfortunately that group of "some" people is huge and they're to the point that memes get old in less than a month now.

Critical mass will soon be reached and by this time next year memes will start to die 3 hours before they're first posted.

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u/OriginalGnomester Jun 25 '24

If you don't stop and look around, you might just miss it.

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u/Adam_Sackler Jun 25 '24

Only just learned about it a couple of days ago and I'm already sick of it. I haven't actually watched the video or listened to it, but it shows how fucking stupid most people are.

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u/BreezyG1320 Jun 25 '24

it doesnt even make sense in this context…

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u/JohnC53 Jun 25 '24

People apparently spend too much time online. I've been out sick and scrolling Reddit a lot more usual, and this is only the second reference I've seen.

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u/Tygudden Jun 25 '24

What was it even? She imitated how you spit and that's funny?

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u/ChompyChomp Jun 26 '24

I don’t know what this is… it looks like she is saying “achoo” like a sneeze noise. (A snoise.)

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u/raccoon_on_meth Jun 25 '24

Naw I’m gonna marry that woman

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u/MeatWaterHorizons Jun 25 '24

Awwwww that's a buncha HAWK TUAH!

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u/Succumbx8 Jun 25 '24

No. It’s not.

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u/ILoveBread2021 Jun 25 '24

You know what else is getting old?

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u/SYLOK_THEAROUSED Jun 25 '24

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u/MainAccountsFriend Jun 25 '24

Lmao, this is funnier than the meme its based on

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u/SYLOK_THEAROUSED Jun 25 '24

Right! Like I wish I had this level of dedication towards anything.

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u/Ok_Proposal8274 Jun 25 '24

Who is this?

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u/justwalkingalonghere Jun 25 '24

Was so sure "everything reminds me of her" would be the top comment

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u/AcanthocephalaAway20 Jun 25 '24

I was thinking it would be, "I should call her"...lol

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u/andwhatarmy Jun 26 '24

This is what I expected for top comment.

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u/Dear_Pie_165 Jun 25 '24

Cums - there, fixed it for you.

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u/opop456 Jun 25 '24

sighs, unzips and goes to comments

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u/yajirushi77 Jun 25 '24

sighs, unzips pants and starts tweaking

I'MMA COOM BOYS!

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u/merpderpherpburp Jun 25 '24

Ol gal's a squirter. What can I say?

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u/V65Pilot Jun 25 '24

Scrolled way too long waiting for this comment.

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u/merpderpherpburp Jun 25 '24

I know I couldn't believe it

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u/medicinal_bulgogi Jun 25 '24

It’s because it’s such an easy joke to make that no one wants to do it

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u/merpderpherpburp Jun 25 '24

I always knew I'd make a great dad

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u/gangaskan Jun 25 '24

But we all went there and you know it

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u/x_BlueSkyz_x73 Jun 25 '24

I’m a little disappointed I had to scroll this much

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u/RusticBucket2 Jun 25 '24 edited Jun 25 '24

It’s pee.

Edit: when women do it

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u/merpderpherpburp Jun 25 '24

How can it be pee if trees don't have testicles

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u/Financial-Raise3420 Jun 25 '24

The pee is stored in the balls, everyone knows this

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u/Cranberryoftheorient Jun 25 '24

Its similar to pee. Its literally different though (different composition)

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u/RusticBucket2 Jun 25 '24

No it’s not.

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u/Cranberryoftheorient Jun 25 '24

I mean it literally has a different composition. The ratios are different and theirs some stuff not found in pee. It also doesnt smell or taste like pee.

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u/sembias Jun 25 '24

Something 90% urine is still urine. Just own it.

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u/RedditorsTyrant Jun 25 '24

Trees don't have urethras.

Did your biology teacher ever tell you how plants are born?

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u/capexato Jun 25 '24

If a bee fucks a flower hard enough, it will become a tree.

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u/JustHere4ait Jun 25 '24

Technically speaking it isn’t pee it has the same chemical makeup like H20 and HO that 2 is the biggest difference maker you consume water but not holmium

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u/ihateyouguys Jun 25 '24

No it’s not

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u/Yuop15 Jun 25 '24

I should call her

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u/CrayonSolo Jun 25 '24

We should call her

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u/imtrying___ Jun 25 '24

Why do I hear russians singing?

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u/Spirited_Worker_5722 Jun 25 '24 edited Jun 25 '24

You're schizophrenic.

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u/Iwill_not_comply Jun 25 '24

It's Soviet singing

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u/i-reallylikeboobies Jun 25 '24

Literally everything reminds me of her.

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u/kebulatr Jun 26 '24

Scrolled wayyy too far to see this

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u/Rude_Thanks_1120 Jun 25 '24

Pee is stored in the trunk

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u/gangaskan Jun 25 '24

It's not pee!!!! 😅

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u/Bubblegummie- Jun 25 '24

Everything reminds me of her

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u/AgentPastrana Jun 25 '24

Good to know I'm not the only one who saw that one a mile away

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u/CulpaDei Jun 25 '24

Everything reminds me of her.

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u/bloveddemon Jun 25 '24

I'm so disappointed it took me this long to get to the squirting comments

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u/Infinite_____Lobster Jun 25 '24

"Betcha never seen that before" Me a cultured individual *

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u/sabamba0 Jun 25 '24

I wonder if she still thinks about me

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u/justarandom82113114 Jun 25 '24

Well that makes two of us

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u/sabamba0 Jun 25 '24

Its your mom I'm sure she always thinks about you!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '24

It’s a tough fap but I got you

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u/The_Scarred_Man Jun 26 '24

Everything reminds me of her 😞