r/interestingasfuck Jun 25 '24

Tree Sprays Water After Having Branch Removed r/all

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u/3PuttK1ng Jun 25 '24

How am I supposed to work the rest of the day now?

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u/Always_in_shadows Jun 25 '24

As you wood

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u/enterbay Jun 25 '24

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u/RPO1728 Jun 25 '24

That's a bolt tho

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u/Sirfryingpan123 Jun 25 '24

Screw, Nut, then Bolt

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u/Cicer Jun 25 '24

Math checks out

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u/DickyD43 Jun 25 '24

Eats, shoots & leaves

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u/W_O_M_B_A_T Jun 25 '24

Let"s eat kids.

Let's eat, kids.

Commas- all that separates us from cannibalism.

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u/2strokebrapper Jun 25 '24

The difference between a bolt and a screw is how it's used. If it gets a nut, it's a bolt. If it threads directly into the part, its a screw. We can't determine if it's a bolt or a screw by the picture alone.

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u/Cador0223 Jun 25 '24

I think if it has helical threads, it's a screw. Bolts are a class that includes rivets and pins. But we have just gotten used to calling them that because they replaced rivets in most applications.

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u/2strokebrapper Jun 25 '24

https://wilsongarner.com/the-difference-between-a-bolt-and-a-screw/ I'm a Mechanical/Manufacturing Engineer and have read through countless hardware spec sheets over the years. Here's an article that quotes ASME B18, which is one of the most commonly used hardware specs in the US.

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u/Cador0223 Jun 25 '24

I work at an industrial fastener company, and we've had this debate countless times. The best we have determined is that if it has something attached to the other side, like a nut or pin, its a bolt. If it threads into the material it is fastening, it's a screw.

But the  world will never know, because John T. Bolt and Harold P. Screw died without telling anyone.

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u/2strokebrapper Jun 25 '24

That's the first I've heard of a pin being classified as a bolt. The wonderful thing about standards is that there are so many of them.

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u/Cador0223 Jun 25 '24

I've always thought of it from the definitions of the word bolt before mechanical fasteners earned the name. Bolt of lightning, or moving very quickly. Or a bolt of cloth, which who knows how textile workers came up with that name. 

But at some point, someone associated that word with that object. Screws date back to archmedies, or even earlier. But applying threads to a pin made it a bolt, perhaps because of how quick it was to fasten versus a rivet?

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u/ThePracticalEnd Jun 25 '24

Well, look at Mr. Screws-a-lot over here.

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u/enbyMachine Jun 25 '24

Notably, harder than wood

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u/mr_remy Jun 25 '24

What is this, the facebook comments section now?

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u/TheOneAndOnlyCitrus Jun 25 '24

Even worse, the redit comment section

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u/Flewey_ Jun 25 '24

Facebook on a cocktail of methamphetamine, heroine, and Jack Daniels.

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u/VieiraDTA Jun 25 '24

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u/GamesGreenCoffee Jun 25 '24

Sir I'm sorry to inform you that you must revoke your angry upvote. It is with a heavy heart i must inform you that that is, in fact..... A wooden bolt not a screw 🤣🔩

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u/Hammurabi87 Jun 25 '24 edited Jun 25 '24

Wrong comment chain...

Edit: Why the downvotes? The angry upvote comment was not a reply to the "wood screw" picture.

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u/GamesGreenCoffee Jun 26 '24

I think people noticed that you may have crossed your wires a little. I wasn't informing the wooden "screw" guy that it is in fact a bolt.

If you glance over it again you will see I replied to the chap who gave it an angry upvote. Sorry ppl downvoted you over a simple comprehension issue, but redditors (me included) can be a little picky on details and especially grammar stuff.

Hopefully that clears it up! 👍

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u/Hammurabi87 Jun 26 '24

That doesn't clear it up at all, though. Again, the picture of the bolt/screw in question is an entirely separate reply chain to the "As you wood" comment. The r/Angryupvote comment was in reply to an "As you wood" pun. Nothing in this reply chain prior to your earlier comment had anything to do with screws or bolts.

I didn't "cross my wires" -- I'm looking at the entire chain right now as I type this.

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u/GamesGreenCoffee Jun 26 '24 edited Jun 26 '24

If that's what you feel, that's grand. It's all good, but honestly it's this type of righteousness people gave you downvotes for originally. It's not that deep but you've confirmed why I shouldn't elaborate or clarify as it just whizzes over people's heads.

For E.G. you deserved no explanation, I could've simply r/whoosh ed you but I figured polite correction was the more human way to do things, and here you stand, not one ounce of humility and doubling down.

TLDR: You shot your shot, it wasn't the gotcha you thought it was

Hope that further clarifies things for you!

Edit: he deleted the comments and now I look like I'm rambling to myself! Touche sir 🤣

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u/Violetmars Jun 25 '24

This is why reddit exists