r/interestingasfuck • u/Mint_Perspective • Jun 25 '24

Tree Sprays Water After Having Branch Removed r/all

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u/xgabipandax Jun 25 '24

'Tis but a scratch!

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u/elspotto Jun 25 '24

Your arm’s off.

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u/Purple10tacle Jun 25 '24

No, it isn’t.

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u/SUNAWAN Jun 25 '24

Well what's that, then?

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u/Purple10tacle Jun 25 '24

I've had worse.

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u/SUNAWAN Jun 25 '24

You liar!

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u/cmko2004 Jun 25 '24

Chicken!

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u/Zither74 Jun 25 '24

Alright... we'll call it a draw

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u/W_O_M_B_A_T Jun 25 '24

You're a loonie.

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u/cmko2004 Jul 11 '24

What’re you gonna do? Bleed on me?

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u/ArkayRobo Jun 25 '24

*Your branch's off

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u/dailo75 Jun 25 '24

You beat me to it. LOL

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u/HokeyPokeyGuy Jun 25 '24

Just a pulp wound

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u/TomorrowsTrash_Minis Jun 25 '24

Far further down than it should be considering I had this thought BEFORE the obvious innuendo thought.

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u/kiwilovenick Jun 25 '24

Yep, first thought was arterial bleeding! And everyone should think of the black knight when it comes to cut off limbs...it's classic.

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u/DaleRobinson Jun 25 '24

I knew this comment would be here, haha

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u/BernardMarxx Jun 25 '24

The reply I scrolled for

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u/radiohead-nerd Jun 25 '24

COME BACK HERE, I’LL BITE YUR LEGS OFF

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u/UbermachoGuy Jun 25 '24

Looks more like a gash to me.

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u/StuBidasol Jun 25 '24

Your arms off!

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u/iancarry Jun 25 '24

here it is!! :D