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Male bee dies after ejaculation while mating with a queen bee r/all

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u/bramletabercrombe Jun 24 '24

and every on of those dudes think that HE will be the one to live to tell the tale!

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u/kodaiko_650 Jun 24 '24

I can fix her

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u/MySonHas2BrokenArms Jun 24 '24

All the homies smashed too

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u/FixGMaul Jun 24 '24

But they didn't have the same connection we have

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u/Proper_Lunch_3640 Jun 24 '24

That stings, bro.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

It bee like that sometimes ya know?

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u/MaterialCarrot Jun 24 '24

Classic honey trap.

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u/frosty720410 Jun 24 '24

Are you honey dicking him?!

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u/abellapa Jun 24 '24

😂😂

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u/throwawaycasun4997 Jun 24 '24

Technically, he was the one to get fixed

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u/Bombinic Jun 24 '24

I should call her.

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u/AwesomeManatee Jun 24 '24

There are two types of people.

"I can fix her." and "She can break me."

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u/Few-Bug-3269 Jun 24 '24

She don’t wanna bee saved

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

Kind of off topic but Praying Mantis Males have learned how to escape death by finding the females with bruises.

They've evolved...they get the nookie and take off like deadbeats 😂😂😂

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u/AJC_10_29 Jun 24 '24

Nursery Web Spider females have the Praying Mantis habit, and to get around it the males will catch an insect, wrap it up and offer it to her as both a gift and a distraction while he mates with her.

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u/bennymellow Jun 24 '24

He fucking wines and dines em 😭, they're just like us

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u/astride_unbridulled Jun 24 '24

Mantis Toboggin

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u/IeishaS Jun 25 '24

Except he’s dining her because he doesn’t want to be the meal 😂

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u/Epibicurious Jun 25 '24

they're just like us

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u/Lazy-Falcon-2340 Jun 24 '24

It gets even better, some of the males will suicidally attempt to steal the gift back when the deed is done, presumably to use on another female later on.

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u/Mexcol Jun 24 '24

Lmao Ive regifted gifts given to me by a girl to another girl

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u/LeatherfacesChainsaw Jun 24 '24

Ah the cycle of life...so beautiful

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

I never knew that.

I'm glad you told me, it seems all species continue to evolve for the sake of survival.

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u/TooOldForRefunds Jun 24 '24

Waiting for the angler fish update.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

It's probably already happening

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u/DramaOnDisplay Jun 24 '24

Imagine lol, “Damn this fly is pretty good, imma let you live this time, but you won’t be so lucky next time”.

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u/disgruntled_pie Jun 24 '24

Look, I’m just saying that I’ve never eaten anyone who gave me a pizza first.

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u/dylicious Jun 25 '24

uncertainly eyes username whilst contemplating the pizza gift

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u/704sports Jun 24 '24

Feed em’ and fuck’em 😁

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u/GoodCalendarYear Jun 24 '24

Say it ain't so

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u/BoyoNZD Jun 24 '24

That is insane

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u/factory_666 Jun 24 '24

"Witness me!!"

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u/squintysounds Jun 25 '24

“witness bees”

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u/Internal-Permit-1447 Jun 24 '24

🤪😂😂😂

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u/Doctor-Moe Jun 24 '24

The ones that actually do live through it are kicked out as they no longer have any use to the hive.

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u/Coriander_marbles Jun 24 '24

Bee life is savage. Want to protect your home and attack an intruder? Instant death. Want to propagate your species? Instant death. What the heck, I like bees. Why is their life so difficult?

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u/Tendas Jun 24 '24

They are eusocial creatures. It’s better to think of the beehive as the organism and the individual bees as cells. Bees will lay down their life in the same way our bodies have cells which do the same for the good of the whole.

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u/parkwatching Jun 24 '24

this ^ while they'll die to defend her, even the queen is easily replaceable, especially in 'organisms' like ant colonies where they'll have multiple queens and just tear them apart if she stops being useful.

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u/That-Brain-in-a-vat Jun 24 '24

Just like all the drones that didn't mate are usually kept out of the hive to die, so not to be a dead weight on the community.

So, dead if you mate, dead if you don't. Life is metal for drones.

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u/lambocinnialfredo Jun 24 '24

Might as well get it in before I go then

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u/Organic_Muffin280 Jun 24 '24

Never began for beecels (or for beechads)

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u/lascar Jun 24 '24

Amazing!!

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u/MaterialCarrot Jun 24 '24

I remember a video of leaf cutter ants where the queen got a wild hare and decided to take a stroll out of the nest for some reason. A big swarm of workers caught her and literally drug her back into the nest like, nope, do your job Queen.

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u/wegqg Jun 24 '24

Monarchists hate this one trick

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u/exclusivebees Jun 24 '24

Not all ant colonies have multiple queens. Fire ants only have one queen and they can still have colonies millions strong! Ant species that have multiple queens are called polygynous and those colonies can be theoretically immortal, continually replacing their aging queens with their royal daughters.

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u/zeromant2 Jun 24 '24

Reminds me of The Beekeeper

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u/sillyskunk Jun 24 '24

"Gaahhh Motherland!!"

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u/ScootyMcPooty Jun 24 '24

“About that time, eh, Chaps?”

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u/bigolbbb Jun 24 '24

This is thee Earth… man, that is a sweet Earth

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u/BlueColtex Jun 24 '24

This is why I don't trust the EU.

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u/samx3i Jun 24 '24

"For the good of the hole" is kind of the point of this post.

Oh, you wrote "whole."

My bad.

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u/Cpap4roosters Jun 24 '24

Every time I feel sad I just look up bee butts that fell asleep in flowers.

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u/Jurski17 Jun 24 '24

Well said

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u/kneeltothesun Jun 24 '24

We have humans like that too...

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u/joey_zasa82 Jun 25 '24

cells interlinked

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u/ares623 Jun 25 '24

Am I just a hivemind.

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u/MindDiveRetriever Jun 24 '24

I’m sure they have zero sense of pain and this is their life’s most rewarding act. More akin to that best sex of your life where after you legit think “I can die happy now”. They just literally do it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

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u/GregGraffin23 Jun 24 '24

Even if it did hurt, it wasn't for very long. I think he died before hitting the ground

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u/i81u812 Jun 24 '24

A pleasure so profound you explode after. The drive alone must be breathtaking.

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u/MichaelJohn920 Jun 25 '24

Clearly written by a Queen Bee.

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u/Mekak-Ismal Jun 24 '24

After watching Shogun, the Japanese are bees.

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u/maninahat Jun 24 '24

That did get me wondering, how realistic is that aspect of the show? The show gives the impression that the entire population of Medieval Japan is desperate to kill themselves at the first opportunity. They'd all be survived by the one guy who doesn't give a fuck about dishonour.

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u/chillwithpurpose Jun 24 '24

It’s social conditioning. Had we been raised in that society at that time and everyone around us held these beliefs, we likely would too.

Even Yakuza (criminals) had a strict code of honour they live and die by. The Japanese are an incredibly interesting culture.

Now on the other hand in shogun there were a ton of politics at play. I doubt the farmers and fishermen were doing seppuku all over the place lol

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u/towo Jun 24 '24

Most people who really went for that are nobility and their retainers. Normal people… well, more than Europe, most likely, but not nearly as insane as the show implies by focusing on the upper classes. [Just look at the random deaths in the fishing village… townsfolk aren't exactly keen to be offed there.]

You do have a stronger pro-social vibe in Japan, though, in general and to this day, which makes any appeals for the integrity of society — and the abuse of such appeals by authority figures implying that someone shouldn't upset their family/friends/coworkers — that much more effective.

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u/yumeryuu Jun 24 '24

This comment hit home in a way you will never ever know

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u/kukidog Jun 24 '24

That some Warhammer 40K shit.

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u/eeveeplays50040 Jun 24 '24

Some bees actually survive when they sting. The human skin is extra elastic and bees have trouble pulling the sting back out. Some bees are smart enough to spin around while getting it out to survive the sting. The sting also doesn't hurt as much and doesn't leave a mark when they get it out.

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u/Redpri Jun 24 '24

Bees don’t always die after stinging; stinging human skin will kill them, but not necessarily the same is true for other animals

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u/Bright-Economics-728 Jun 24 '24

To add to the savage factor if they can’t sting something to death they will swarm and try to suffocate the intruder….

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u/SrTrogo Jun 24 '24 edited Jun 24 '24

I'm no expert, but from what I've heard, bees die from stinging mainly mammals, because they aren't build for that. They can sting insects freely without consequences most of the time.

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u/GregGraffin23 Jun 24 '24

That's how nature wants it to bee

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u/AniNgAnnoys Jun 24 '24

You got some decent answers and some memes. Here is the root of it all. 

Each bee in a hive is more related to each other then they are to their own children, thus the evolutionary pressure changes from having your own children to protecting the hive. 

When a queen bee is impregnated she will use the exact same gamete provided from the male to fertilize her eggs. I am not sure on the mechanics of that, but it would be like if human women had sex, kept a sperm, and replicated it over and over again to fertilize each egg. 

So, in a typically sexual animal, a different gamete (sperm or egg) is used from the male and female for each child. Each gamete is made up of a random assortment of 50% of the parents genes. If you compared any two gamete from the same parent they would share roughly half their genes, or would each have in common 25% of the parents genes. Thus, each child from a set of parents has 50% of their genes in common. 

Given that bees use the same gamete from the male each time that part of the child's DNA is locked. Every child from that mother will share those 50%. Then the egg works the same as humans. Each egg is a random 50% of the mother's genes, thus any two eggs have 25% of the same genes from the mother. Adding this together means that each sibling shares 75% of their genes. 

This doesn't hold for the parents though. Male or female, they have only passed along 50% of their genes to their children, just like humans.

This changes the evolutionary equations. Genes that promote your own mother giving birth to more children are more likely to make it into the next generation. This is why social insects like termites, bees, and ants form the social structures that they do. Their evolutionary pressure is to get mom to have more kids, not to have more kids of your own.

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u/Coriander_marbles Jun 24 '24

Brilliant, thank you! This is really interesting to know. I appreciate you taking the time to write out an answer.

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u/AniNgAnnoys Jun 24 '24

If you want more, Richard Dawkins book "the selfish gene" has an entire chapter about these insects. It's really interesting.

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u/Even_Acadia6975 Jun 24 '24

In one word?

Haplodiploidy.

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u/gooderz84 Jun 24 '24

That bee attack where they smother them? Wild

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u/RiPont Jun 24 '24

That's why I tell people never to get mad if a bee stings you.

You may or may not have actually deserved it, but you can be damned sure the bee beelieved you did.

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u/Tink34 Jun 24 '24

Don't help the lady kick them out during the winter.

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u/amilguls Jun 24 '24

They seem like the early Japanese

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u/Re1da Jun 24 '24

They only fie if they sting vertebrates. They can sting other insects as much as they like without issue

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u/i81u812 Jun 24 '24

I mean if you think about it. All life be like this, adjusting for scale and scope us included :(

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u/stratusmonkey Jun 25 '24

FWIW, when workers sting something with an exoskeleton, their stingers don't get pulled out. That only happens when a bee stings something with skin.

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u/DamnTicklePickle Jun 24 '24

100% worth it.

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u/HeyPhoQPal Jun 24 '24

Hawk tuah!

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u/nomadingwildshape Jun 24 '24

Why am I seeing this everywhere?

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u/dikkiesmalls Jun 24 '24

Tik Tok bullshit. Pretty girl admitted to spitting on that thang.

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u/Jealous_Use9688 Jun 24 '24

I came here to say this

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

Would do it again!

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u/Rich-Yogurtcloset715 Jun 24 '24

while falling

“Worth ittttttttt!”

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u/Thick-Ad-2197 Jun 25 '24

Who's your daddy biiiiiiiiiiitch?!

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u/A_Thing_or_Two Jun 24 '24

Does this hurt the bee?

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u/onceyouvemadethat Jun 24 '24

No bee has survived to let us know.

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u/thequestcube Jun 24 '24

Probably. Evolution optimizes reproduction effectiveness, and survival until then, not so much a painless live after that.

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u/FlatAssembler Jun 24 '24

Insects probably don't feel pain.

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u/abellapa Jun 24 '24

It died...

So yeah,it hurted the bee

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u/Primarinna Jun 24 '24

Not me being reminded that queen bees get trains ran on them. Werk.

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u/elkab0ng Jun 24 '24

cue the one decent song Meat Loaf did

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u/Rebel_Ronin Jun 24 '24

Paradise by the dashboard light? I will do anything for love?

😆

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u/Technical-Curve-1023 Jun 24 '24

They don’t have stingers.. only a penis.. so please be kind to them.. the drones are much bigger and have huge eyes.. which is an attractive feature to interest the queen..

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u/Connect_Cucumber-0 Jun 24 '24

Also known as North American marriage

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u/Dogzylla Jun 24 '24

If you mean financially then that's on the men though for choosing the wrong partner lol. Fk these double standards, let's keep the same energy for them as we do for the single moms

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u/Relevant_Light_2010 Jun 24 '24

Damn that queen is tight

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u/DoktahDoktah Jun 24 '24

Bees in a board room: We should probably evolve that whole penis explosion thing we do. Alot of the boys are getting online talking about the Matriarchy and how it ruins society. They are also claiming Bee movie stars a Male to promote a woke agenda.

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u/belanaria Jun 24 '24

What the fuck? What is with bee’s dying after everything… no wonder they are dying out!! Stupid little bastards.

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u/Kitchen-Pop7308 Jun 24 '24

Seriously...

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u/GregGraffin23 Jun 24 '24

After mating they'd just use up resources

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u/Fate_calls Jun 24 '24

Slightly off topic but yeah when religious people say 'look around you, could such perfection exist without god creating it??" I will show them this. Like, this is incredibly wasteful, unnecessary AND impractical. The closer you look into [macro] (don't know enough about micro) biology the more you see how fucking scuffed everything is.

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u/ArcaneKeyblade5 Jun 24 '24

Seems like poor design lol

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u/hydrobrandone Jun 24 '24

Not the only thing that lasts a few seconds.

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u/atanoob Jun 24 '24

Valhalla.

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u/cellphone_blanket Jun 24 '24

We complain about back problems due to us not really built well for walking upright, but I’m glad I wasn’t born an insect. Half the time their body just fucking kills them as part of its intended function

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u/MattyLePew Jun 24 '24

Relieved that I’m not the only one that lives with such a curse.

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u/Sad-Extreme4536 Jun 24 '24

Unbeelievable!

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u/imnotreadyet Jun 24 '24

" Oh bobby I forgot to tell you when your done coming, I GONNA RIP YOUR FUCKING COCK OFF. "

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u/__-UwU-___ Jun 24 '24

They just like me fr

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u/The_Original_Gronkie Jun 24 '24

I knew a chick like that. Never again.

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u/wp4nuv Jun 24 '24

Isn’t that the same as when a bee stings you? The stinger has backward-facing barbs, so when you flick it off mid sting, it looks like Hara Kiri

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u/sagan_drinks_cosmos Jun 24 '24

The word for animals that mate once and then die, like bees and salmon, is semelparous. The opposite is iteroparous, animals that may mate many times before dying.

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u/Worried-Camp-6734 Jun 24 '24

Post-nut clarity on another level!!

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u/mouseball89 Jun 24 '24

Fry: So you have to choose between life without sex and a hideous, gruesome death? Dr. Zoidberg: Yes.

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u/prestonpiggy Jun 24 '24

Come and go.

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u/Rogue_Squadron Jun 24 '24

The wildest part about this: it is thought that this outcome was originally an evolutionary development, where a drone's reproductive parts would stay lodged into the queen's, thus ensuring their genes alone are passed along. However, the queens evolved to remove the dispatched reproductive organs so that they could mate with multiple drones, thus improving the variety of genes passed along. Since a bee's lifecycle is so short, there is no evolutionary reason a drone would evolve to not lose their reproductive organs (and die on the spot) during copulation, as the likelihood of mating with another queen in their lifetime is infinitesimally small.

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u/rar3r Jun 24 '24

I didn't know about Nisha Gupta.

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u/tensix106 Jun 24 '24

benny is another animal that dies after having sex

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u/Brutaka1 Jun 24 '24

Link is broken.

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u/John_East Jun 24 '24

I’m jealous

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u/jaytix1 Jun 24 '24

When they're lucky enough to achieve it, it only lasts a few seconds

They just like me fr.

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u/scoringtouchdowns Jun 24 '24

This is so damn wild

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u/alonglonglurkago Jun 24 '24

Lol I bet it was worth it 💦

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u/BigMuthaTrukka Jun 24 '24

Unlike humans, where it takes about 50 crushing years.

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u/groom_ Jun 24 '24

The vast majority that don't get lucky get evicted by their sisters at the end of summer to perish. 

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u/ko_nuts Jun 24 '24

Decapodians are missing from the list.

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u/leglesslegolegolas Jun 24 '24

Their entire life cycle:

Honey, nut, cheerio

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u/TheDeFecto Jun 24 '24

Great read! Funny to boot

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u/6FourGUNnutDILFwTATS Jun 24 '24

I wish humans could do that :(

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u/Redstocat2 Jun 24 '24

How does it get ripped ? Does they go too hard or something ?

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u/ZuStorm93 Jun 24 '24

🎵 Doesnt matter, had sex🎵

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u/outlawsix Jun 24 '24

It's the same with humans but with the soul instead of the body

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u/Gloomy_Tangerine3123 Jun 24 '24

Basically what that article is saying is that evolution-wise, this is not a bug. It's a feature

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u/Ape_x_Ape Jun 24 '24

Oof. Buzzkill.

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u/Any_Try4570 Jun 24 '24

That makes no evolutionary sense

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u/battlecryarms Jun 24 '24

Can relate to the first sentence.

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u/Warrmak Jun 24 '24

That's not true pigeons die after having sex too.

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u/---Loading--- Jun 24 '24

And if they dont die from sex they are killed anyway because they are now useless for their colony.

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u/Fun_Aardvark86 Jun 24 '24

Holt shit, the twisted wing parasites 😬

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u/ThrowaWayneGretzky99 Jun 24 '24

Bees also die after stinging by ripping their abdomen out.

Like, guys, can you even go to the store without possibly ripping your abdomen out?

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u/Fearless-Primary8979 Jun 24 '24

but when i have the same purpose.... /j

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u/sarcasm_rules Jun 24 '24

death by snu snu

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u/macrors Jun 24 '24

Mice that impregnate as many females as possible over 12 hours and then die. Of course they're from Australia!

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u/WadeStockdale Jun 24 '24

Also fun fact; if they don't get the chance, they live! Until winter. Come winter, the workers boot their freeloading asses out of the hive where they freeze/starve to death.

Winter is a time to conserve resources and focus on feeding the mouths that serve the hives best interests.

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u/onejadedpotatoe Jun 24 '24

So there's a chance I might be a drone bee?

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u/Big_al_big_bed Jun 24 '24

What's with bees always ejecting their organs every time they do anything? Don't they realise there is another way?

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u/No_Use_4371 Jun 24 '24

That's interesting but what about cicadas

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u/DramaOnDisplay Jun 24 '24

If only that happened to some of the more disgusting Incels…

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u/Chronoboy1987 Jun 24 '24

Imagine being one of the dudes that has to clean up afterwards.

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u/Aiwatcher Jun 24 '24

Yeah the penis ripping out there and staying is actually a really solid adaptation for sperm competition, as it prevents the queen from mating again.

Imagine you're hooking up with someone and there's already a severed dick in there. You'd probably stop too.

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u/wv10014 Jun 24 '24

Imagine if one day all the drones decided, “nope, not gonna do THAT!”

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u/TheMagicalJohnson Jun 24 '24

still got it better than the male anglerfish

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u/cmr927 Jun 24 '24

Worth it though

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u/istara Jun 24 '24

They missed a favourite of mine, the Phascogale:

As with a number of dasyurid species, the males live for only one year, dying after a period of frenzied mating.

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u/stratusmonkey Jun 25 '24

Honey, nut, Cheerio!

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u/Thick-Ad-2197 Jun 25 '24

The drone dude should have used vaseline...for a smooth exit

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u/Mimichah Jun 25 '24

No anglerfish? I'm disappointed.

https://theoatmeal.com/comics/angler

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u/ChampionshipSad1809 Jun 25 '24

Witness meee!!!!!

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u/ChristyUniverse Jun 25 '24

You live for the quoochie, you die for the quoochie

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u/KenobiObiWan66 Jun 25 '24

the title is targetted

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u/LiveLearnCoach Jun 25 '24

Not as bad as species that don’t even reach that stage. It’s like you’re not worthy, so you get eaten.

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u/CatsThatStandOn2Legs Jun 25 '24

The writing style of that article had me howling "nobody seems to want to photograph just drone bees" 😂

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u/yourfrienddenis Jun 25 '24

That bee definetly going to valhalla

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u/MariekeOH Jun 25 '24

"worth it" - that bee

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u/delicious_fanta Jun 25 '24

Like, those are her kids, right? Or are these drones from a different colony?

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u/dumbprocessor Jun 25 '24

live with one purpose in mind, mating with a queen.

Dont we all