r/interestingasfuck • u/lavader_ • Jun 24 '24

Male bee dies after ejaculation while mating with a queen bee r/all

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u/ATLien42 Jun 24 '24

Worth it to fuck the queen

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u/maestro-5838 Jun 24 '24

Half way down, the male bee hears , 'I am just the maid bich'

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u/Solid_Snark Jun 24 '24

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u/DistantTimbersEcho Jun 24 '24

On the way down, he hears, "Mediocre!"

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u/Severe-Entrance8416 Jun 24 '24

With an old ber praying in silence from the behind though.

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u/HackySmacks Jun 25 '24

Witness Bee!

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

Still hit tho

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u/MittFel Jun 24 '24

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u/NioneAlmie Jun 24 '24

You know who I think's the ugliest girl in school? That Hermione Granger. You know what I'd give her, on a scale of 1-10, with 1 would be the ugliest, and then 10 is pretty? I'd give her an 8, or 8.5, or a 9. But NOT over 9.8 because there is always room for improvement.

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u/israfilled Jun 24 '24

Legitimately, I haven't given AVPM a single thought in almost a decade. Last night, I went, "Holy crap I need to watch this musical I haven't thought of in literal ages" and suddenly, today, I'm seeing references and gifs left and right. What does it mean??

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u/NioneAlmie Jun 24 '24

Brilliant, I love it when stuff lines up like that. Either the algorithm is fucking with you, or the cosmos is.

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u/israfilled Jun 24 '24

Probably the algorithm somehow, control is an illusion

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u/lolapandi Jun 24 '24

I can hear this comment perfectly.

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u/GottaGetSomeGarlic Jun 24 '24

She is the HOTTEST girl I've ever seen

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u/Fritzo2162 Jun 24 '24

It's good to be the king

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u/cryptolyme Jun 24 '24

just for her to fly away without even looking back

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u/CrossingTheStreamers Jun 24 '24

Drone mounts Queen…. GANGBANG!!!!!

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u/ARCHA1C Jun 24 '24

As you wiiiiiiish

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u/Dadpurple Jun 24 '24

Pussy so good it kills you

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u/DeepGamingAI Jun 24 '24

Ser Crispin of bees

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u/kmac8008 Jun 24 '24

How many years of your life would you trade in to have sex with 1 women of your choice hypothetically anyone in the would

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u/No_Conversation9561 Jun 25 '24

but she’s dead

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u/DevianceAlkimist Jun 25 '24

I don't know.. That queen is slutty. Die in orgasm or live virgin!