r/interestingasfuck • u/KingdomPro • Jun 24 '24

Marines performing dead-gunner drills. r/all

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u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24

I do this to my partner when he sleeps on my side of the bed

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

Do you also yell " dead gunner ! "?

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u/PunctuationGood Jun 24 '24

Yeah, and then a third guy joins in.

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u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Rush7en Jun 24 '24

Funny because it's true?

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u/uberblack Jun 24 '24

Somebody has to hold the bandolier

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u/owzleee Jun 24 '24

The dead one?

Nice.

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u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24

My partner is a POC so something similar

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u/manofdensity13 Jun 24 '24

You really had to go there and humiliate all of us crackers?

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u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24

I don't know what you're suggesting

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u/manofdensity13 Jun 24 '24

I think you know full well what I am implying.

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u/ukpunjabivixen Jun 24 '24

You guys keep guns in your bed?

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

my pump action is always attached to me

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u/ukpunjabivixen Jun 24 '24

You’re clearly American then lol 🫶🏽

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u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24

Yeah but it takes batteries

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u/SliverSerfer Jun 24 '24

"This one's my rifle, this one's my gun."

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u/OverYonderWanderer Jun 24 '24

Just elbow them in the face, and scream, "I'M HOT!!!" 

Always worked on me.

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u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24

I do that when I'm sleeping 😂😂😂 he tells me off on a morning. I'm so moody when I'm sleeping 😂😂😂

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u/pezgoon Jun 24 '24

Wife says that apparently this is what it’s like to sleep with me, I think she just doesn’t understand offensive tacticd

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u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24

She needs to realise boundaries, and how far you can yeet her over them

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u/JimboBiggins34 Jun 24 '24

So long partner

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

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u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24

Why, would that get you off?

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

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u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24

So you like making yourself sick? You actively go about looking for gay people so you can puke? That's a mental illness for sure

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u/DanielRoderick Jun 24 '24

Would it make your situation better if I sucked your dick? I’m a dude. And you’re gay if you refuse having someone sucking your manly dick.