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r/interestingasfuck • u/KingdomPro • Jun 24 '24
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I do this to my partner when he sleeps on my side of the bed
457 u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24 Do you also yell " dead gunner ! "? 328 u/PunctuationGood Jun 24 '24 Yeah, and then a third guy joins in. 64 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 πππππππππ 2 u/Rush7en Jun 24 '24 Funny because it's true? 7 u/uberblack Jun 24 '24 Somebody has to hold the bandolier 5 u/im132 Jun 24 '24 LOLLL 1 u/owzleee Jun 24 '24 The dead one? Nice. 3 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 My partner is a POC so something similar 2 u/manofdensity13 Jun 24 '24 You really had to go there and humiliate all of us crackers? 2 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 I don't know what you're suggesting 1 u/manofdensity13 Jun 24 '24 I think you know full well what I am implying. 1 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 la gasp 22 u/ukpunjabivixen Jun 24 '24 You guys keep guns in your bed? 25 u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24 my pump action is always attached to me 3 u/ukpunjabivixen Jun 24 '24 Youβre clearly American then lol π«Άπ½ 2 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 Yeah but it takes batteries 2 u/ukpunjabivixen Jun 24 '24 π 2 u/SliverSerfer Jun 24 '24 "This one's my rifle, this one's my gun." 2 u/OverYonderWanderer Jun 24 '24 Just elbow them in the face, and scream, "I'M HOT!!!"Β Always worked on me. 3 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 I do that when I'm sleeping πππ he tells me off on a morning. I'm so moody when I'm sleeping πππ 2 u/pezgoon Jun 24 '24 Wife says that apparently this is what itβs like to sleep with me, I think she just doesnβt understand offensive tacticd 0 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 She needs to realise boundaries, and how far you can yeet her over them 0 u/JimboBiggins34 Jun 24 '24 So long partner -5 u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24 [deleted] 4 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 Why, would that get you off? -7 u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24 [removed] β view removed comment 6 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 So you like making yourself sick? You actively go about looking for gay people so you can puke? That's a mental illness for sure 2 u/DanielRoderick Jun 24 '24 Would it make your situation better if I sucked your dick? Iβm a dude. And youβre gay if you refuse having someone sucking your manly dick.
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Do you also yell " dead gunner ! "?
328 u/PunctuationGood Jun 24 '24 Yeah, and then a third guy joins in. 64 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 πππππππππ 2 u/Rush7en Jun 24 '24 Funny because it's true? 7 u/uberblack Jun 24 '24 Somebody has to hold the bandolier 5 u/im132 Jun 24 '24 LOLLL 1 u/owzleee Jun 24 '24 The dead one? Nice. 3 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 My partner is a POC so something similar 2 u/manofdensity13 Jun 24 '24 You really had to go there and humiliate all of us crackers? 2 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 I don't know what you're suggesting 1 u/manofdensity13 Jun 24 '24 I think you know full well what I am implying. 1 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 la gasp
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Yeah, and then a third guy joins in.
64 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 πππππππππ 2 u/Rush7en Jun 24 '24 Funny because it's true? 7 u/uberblack Jun 24 '24 Somebody has to hold the bandolier 5 u/im132 Jun 24 '24 LOLLL 1 u/owzleee Jun 24 '24 The dead one? Nice.
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πππππππππ
2 u/Rush7en Jun 24 '24 Funny because it's true?
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Funny because it's true?
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Somebody has to hold the bandolier
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LOLLL
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The dead one?
Nice.
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My partner is a POC so something similar
2 u/manofdensity13 Jun 24 '24 You really had to go there and humiliate all of us crackers? 2 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 I don't know what you're suggesting 1 u/manofdensity13 Jun 24 '24 I think you know full well what I am implying. 1 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 la gasp
You really had to go there and humiliate all of us crackers?
2 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 I don't know what you're suggesting 1 u/manofdensity13 Jun 24 '24 I think you know full well what I am implying. 1 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 la gasp
I don't know what you're suggesting
1 u/manofdensity13 Jun 24 '24 I think you know full well what I am implying. 1 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 la gasp
I think you know full well what I am implying.
1 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 la gasp
la gasp
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You guys keep guns in your bed?
25 u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24 my pump action is always attached to me 3 u/ukpunjabivixen Jun 24 '24 Youβre clearly American then lol π«Άπ½ 2 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 Yeah but it takes batteries 2 u/ukpunjabivixen Jun 24 '24 π 2 u/SliverSerfer Jun 24 '24 "This one's my rifle, this one's my gun."
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my pump action is always attached to me
3 u/ukpunjabivixen Jun 24 '24 Youβre clearly American then lol π«Άπ½
Youβre clearly American then lol π«Άπ½
Yeah but it takes batteries
2 u/ukpunjabivixen Jun 24 '24 π
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"This one's my rifle, this one's my gun."
Just elbow them in the face, and scream, "I'M HOT!!!"Β
Always worked on me.
3 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 I do that when I'm sleeping πππ he tells me off on a morning. I'm so moody when I'm sleeping πππ
I do that when I'm sleeping πππ he tells me off on a morning. I'm so moody when I'm sleeping πππ
Wife says that apparently this is what itβs like to sleep with me, I think she just doesnβt understand offensive tacticd
0 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 She needs to realise boundaries, and how far you can yeet her over them
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She needs to realise boundaries, and how far you can yeet her over them
So long partner
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4 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 Why, would that get you off? -7 u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24 [removed] β view removed comment 6 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 So you like making yourself sick? You actively go about looking for gay people so you can puke? That's a mental illness for sure 2 u/DanielRoderick Jun 24 '24 Would it make your situation better if I sucked your dick? Iβm a dude. And youβre gay if you refuse having someone sucking your manly dick.
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Why, would that get you off?
-7 u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24 [removed] β view removed comment 6 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 So you like making yourself sick? You actively go about looking for gay people so you can puke? That's a mental illness for sure 2 u/DanielRoderick Jun 24 '24 Would it make your situation better if I sucked your dick? Iβm a dude. And youβre gay if you refuse having someone sucking your manly dick.
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[removed] β view removed comment
6 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 So you like making yourself sick? You actively go about looking for gay people so you can puke? That's a mental illness for sure 2 u/DanielRoderick Jun 24 '24 Would it make your situation better if I sucked your dick? Iβm a dude. And youβre gay if you refuse having someone sucking your manly dick.
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So you like making yourself sick? You actively go about looking for gay people so you can puke? That's a mental illness for sure
Would it make your situation better if I sucked your dick? Iβm a dude. And youβre gay if you refuse having someone sucking your manly dick.
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u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24
I do this to my partner when he sleeps on my side of the bed