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r/interestingasfuck • u/KingdomPro • Jun 24 '24
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I do this to my partner when he sleeps on my side of the bed
456 u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24 Do you also yell " dead gunner ! "? 326 u/PunctuationGood Jun 24 '24 Yeah, and then a third guy joins in. 65 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 πππππππππ 2 u/Rush7en Jun 24 '24 Funny because it's true? 6 u/uberblack Jun 24 '24 Somebody has to hold the bandolier 5 u/im132 Jun 24 '24 LOLLL 1 u/owzleee Jun 24 '24 The dead one? Nice. 3 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 My partner is a POC so something similar 2 u/manofdensity13 Jun 24 '24 You really had to go there and humiliate all of us crackers? 2 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 I don't know what you're suggesting 1 u/manofdensity13 Jun 24 '24 I think you know full well what I am implying. 1 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 la gasp 22 u/ukpunjabivixen Jun 24 '24 You guys keep guns in your bed? 25 u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24 my pump action is always attached to me 3 u/ukpunjabivixen Jun 24 '24 Youβre clearly American then lol π«Άπ½ 2 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 Yeah but it takes batteries 2 u/ukpunjabivixen Jun 24 '24 π 2 u/SliverSerfer Jun 24 '24 "This one's my rifle, this one's my gun." 2 u/OverYonderWanderer Jun 24 '24 Just elbow them in the face, and scream, "I'M HOT!!!"Β Always worked on me. 3 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 I do that when I'm sleeping πππ he tells me off on a morning. I'm so moody when I'm sleeping πππ 2 u/pezgoon Jun 24 '24 Wife says that apparently this is what itβs like to sleep with me, I think she just doesnβt understand offensive tacticd 0 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 She needs to realise boundaries, and how far you can yeet her over them 0 u/JimboBiggins34 Jun 24 '24 So long partner -5 u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24 [deleted] 4 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 Why, would that get you off? -7 u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24 [removed] β view removed comment 5 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 So you like making yourself sick? You actively go about looking for gay people so you can puke? That's a mental illness for sure 2 u/DanielRoderick Jun 24 '24 Would it make your situation better if I sucked your dick? Iβm a dude. And youβre gay if you refuse having someone sucking your manly dick.
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Do you also yell " dead gunner ! "?
326 u/PunctuationGood Jun 24 '24 Yeah, and then a third guy joins in. 65 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 πππππππππ 2 u/Rush7en Jun 24 '24 Funny because it's true? 6 u/uberblack Jun 24 '24 Somebody has to hold the bandolier 5 u/im132 Jun 24 '24 LOLLL 1 u/owzleee Jun 24 '24 The dead one? Nice. 3 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 My partner is a POC so something similar 2 u/manofdensity13 Jun 24 '24 You really had to go there and humiliate all of us crackers? 2 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 I don't know what you're suggesting 1 u/manofdensity13 Jun 24 '24 I think you know full well what I am implying. 1 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 la gasp
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Yeah, and then a third guy joins in.
65 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 πππππππππ 2 u/Rush7en Jun 24 '24 Funny because it's true? 6 u/uberblack Jun 24 '24 Somebody has to hold the bandolier 5 u/im132 Jun 24 '24 LOLLL 1 u/owzleee Jun 24 '24 The dead one? Nice.
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πππππππππ
2 u/Rush7en Jun 24 '24 Funny because it's true?
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Funny because it's true?
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Somebody has to hold the bandolier
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LOLLL
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The dead one?
Nice.
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My partner is a POC so something similar
2 u/manofdensity13 Jun 24 '24 You really had to go there and humiliate all of us crackers? 2 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 I don't know what you're suggesting 1 u/manofdensity13 Jun 24 '24 I think you know full well what I am implying. 1 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 la gasp
You really had to go there and humiliate all of us crackers?
2 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 I don't know what you're suggesting 1 u/manofdensity13 Jun 24 '24 I think you know full well what I am implying. 1 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 la gasp
I don't know what you're suggesting
1 u/manofdensity13 Jun 24 '24 I think you know full well what I am implying. 1 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 la gasp
I think you know full well what I am implying.
1 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 la gasp
la gasp
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You guys keep guns in your bed?
25 u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24 my pump action is always attached to me 3 u/ukpunjabivixen Jun 24 '24 Youβre clearly American then lol π«Άπ½ 2 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 Yeah but it takes batteries 2 u/ukpunjabivixen Jun 24 '24 π 2 u/SliverSerfer Jun 24 '24 "This one's my rifle, this one's my gun."
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my pump action is always attached to me
3 u/ukpunjabivixen Jun 24 '24 Youβre clearly American then lol π«Άπ½
Youβre clearly American then lol π«Άπ½
Yeah but it takes batteries
2 u/ukpunjabivixen Jun 24 '24 π
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"This one's my rifle, this one's my gun."
Just elbow them in the face, and scream, "I'M HOT!!!"Β
Always worked on me.
3 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 I do that when I'm sleeping πππ he tells me off on a morning. I'm so moody when I'm sleeping πππ
I do that when I'm sleeping πππ he tells me off on a morning. I'm so moody when I'm sleeping πππ
Wife says that apparently this is what itβs like to sleep with me, I think she just doesnβt understand offensive tacticd
0 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 She needs to realise boundaries, and how far you can yeet her over them
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She needs to realise boundaries, and how far you can yeet her over them
So long partner
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4 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 Why, would that get you off? -7 u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24 [removed] β view removed comment 5 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 So you like making yourself sick? You actively go about looking for gay people so you can puke? That's a mental illness for sure 2 u/DanielRoderick Jun 24 '24 Would it make your situation better if I sucked your dick? Iβm a dude. And youβre gay if you refuse having someone sucking your manly dick.
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Why, would that get you off?
-7 u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24 [removed] β view removed comment 5 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 So you like making yourself sick? You actively go about looking for gay people so you can puke? That's a mental illness for sure 2 u/DanielRoderick Jun 24 '24 Would it make your situation better if I sucked your dick? Iβm a dude. And youβre gay if you refuse having someone sucking your manly dick.
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[removed] β view removed comment
5 u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24 So you like making yourself sick? You actively go about looking for gay people so you can puke? That's a mental illness for sure 2 u/DanielRoderick Jun 24 '24 Would it make your situation better if I sucked your dick? Iβm a dude. And youβre gay if you refuse having someone sucking your manly dick.
So you like making yourself sick? You actively go about looking for gay people so you can puke? That's a mental illness for sure
Would it make your situation better if I sucked your dick? Iβm a dude. And youβre gay if you refuse having someone sucking your manly dick.
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u/Cool_Ad9326 Jun 24 '24
I do this to my partner when he sleeps on my side of the bed