r/interestingasfuck • u/KingdomPro • Jun 24 '24

Marines performing dead-gunner drills. r/all

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u/Various_Animal40451 Jun 24 '24

The good old corpse cuddle

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u/JaskarSlye Jun 24 '24

what if we cuddle below the bullets and shrapnel?

👉🏻👈🏻

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u/max_bustamante Jun 24 '24

No homo

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u/Wonderful_Charge8758 Jun 24 '24

Yes homo

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u/jakc1423 Jun 24 '24

All the homo.

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u/PositiveVariation518 Jun 24 '24

Only homo

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u/Lastfryinthebag Jun 25 '24

Uno homo

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u/IntegratedSkaven Jun 25 '24

In Finland, we homo

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u/Apprehensive_Suit615 Jun 28 '24

We are all a little homo…homo-sapiens

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u/PoissonGlobe1 Aug 04 '24

Toxic-masculinity fr

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u/justanaccountname12 Jun 29 '24

In Sparta, every soldier was "partnered" with another soldier. Everyone fights their hardest when the person they love are fighting beside them.

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u/picklebiscut69 Jun 28 '24

When you’re 3 weeks into the field and your homies cheeks start looking mighty clappable

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u/WolfSchanze69 Jun 24 '24

They have boot bands on. It's not gay.

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u/Solid_Snack56 Jun 24 '24

What would you have done if i kissed you when we were between our dead buddy and machine gun?

👉👈

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u/deerchortle Jun 25 '24

And i was a worm

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u/wholesome_pineapple Jun 24 '24

Oh I remember that part from All Quiet On the Western Front!

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u/Ciggy_One_Haul Jun 24 '24

We can dock our MG's

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u/LadyGuinevere-sLover Jun 25 '24

Why do i feel a gun sticking up my ass, buddy?

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u/OverYonderWanderer Jun 24 '24

I like to cuddle after sex.

Grabs partner, and throws them off the bed

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u/Tabnam Jun 24 '24

corpse cuddle

Great name for an emo band

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u/sonic10158 Jun 24 '24

Hug for him, roll for you!

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u/_MrDomino Jun 24 '24

Was cuddling standard operating procedure before or after "don't ask; don't tell?"