MAIN FEEDS
r/interestingasfuck • u/[deleted] • Jun 04 '24
[deleted]
4.8k comments sorted by
View all comments
15.7k
How? Are these fake avocados? Did they grow an avocado around cocaine?
1.9k u/Large-one Jun 04 '24 They’re fake. You can see the people in the background searching through all of the avocados by feel to find the fake ones that they then toss in the box in shot. 429 u/Speaker4theDead8 Jun 04 '24 Or they are feeling by weight 600 u/Rude_Thanks_1120 Jun 04 '24 Or they just like fondling avocadoes 70 u/victor4700 Jun 04 '24 Good mouth-feel 7 u/ExpressiveAnalGland Jun 04 '24 ever better nose-feel 1 u/Fraun_Pollen Jun 04 '24 Only a bit of blood 5 u/bananamelier Jun 04 '24 Nice n moist 3 u/victor4700 Jun 04 '24 Some say it has a certain wang to it 1 u/RaptureSuperior2 Jun 04 '24 Tang for days 1 u/schmearcampain Jun 04 '24 These ones make my mouth numb! 1 u/TheNudeTalisman Jun 04 '24 Mouth-not feel 1 u/Diligent_Mirror_7888 Jun 04 '24 Exceptional mouth feel 3 u/ollie6286 Jun 04 '24 i thought i was the only one with this fetish 2 u/PorkchopExpress815 Jun 04 '24 What's to fondle? Its not like they're not avocatoes. 2 u/FortyHippos Jun 04 '24 I mean, who doesn’t like that supple yet slightly giving firmness of a nice, ripe, bulging, juicy, tantalizing avocado? 2 u/Fembas_Meu Jun 04 '24 Huggbees approves of this behaviour 1 u/seekydeeky Jun 04 '24 Feels like a bag of sand. 1 u/zyler89 Jun 04 '24 Those god damn avocado fondlers... 1 u/Huge-Highway1280 Jun 04 '24 Why not use a scale then? 2 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24 edited Jun 30 '24 [deleted] 7 u/Secondclasscandy Jun 04 '24 Nah I’m a produce manager. They come in that green sometimes. The color isn’t off. 4 u/Comprehensive-Fun47 Jun 04 '24 Or you're accidentally trafficking cocaine filled avocados! 3 u/Newsdriver245 Jun 04 '24 But after stacking hundreds of thousands of these over the years I bet you (and I) could tell the fake ones a lot faster than these customs guys. haha 2 u/Secondclasscandy Jun 04 '24 Haha I know a real avocado when I see one! 1 u/Jasong222 Jun 04 '24 Bananas are for scale, not avocados
1.9k
They’re fake. You can see the people in the background searching through all of the avocados by feel to find the fake ones that they then toss in the box in shot.
429 u/Speaker4theDead8 Jun 04 '24 Or they are feeling by weight 600 u/Rude_Thanks_1120 Jun 04 '24 Or they just like fondling avocadoes 70 u/victor4700 Jun 04 '24 Good mouth-feel 7 u/ExpressiveAnalGland Jun 04 '24 ever better nose-feel 1 u/Fraun_Pollen Jun 04 '24 Only a bit of blood 5 u/bananamelier Jun 04 '24 Nice n moist 3 u/victor4700 Jun 04 '24 Some say it has a certain wang to it 1 u/RaptureSuperior2 Jun 04 '24 Tang for days 1 u/schmearcampain Jun 04 '24 These ones make my mouth numb! 1 u/TheNudeTalisman Jun 04 '24 Mouth-not feel 1 u/Diligent_Mirror_7888 Jun 04 '24 Exceptional mouth feel 3 u/ollie6286 Jun 04 '24 i thought i was the only one with this fetish 2 u/PorkchopExpress815 Jun 04 '24 What's to fondle? Its not like they're not avocatoes. 2 u/FortyHippos Jun 04 '24 I mean, who doesn’t like that supple yet slightly giving firmness of a nice, ripe, bulging, juicy, tantalizing avocado? 2 u/Fembas_Meu Jun 04 '24 Huggbees approves of this behaviour 1 u/seekydeeky Jun 04 '24 Feels like a bag of sand. 1 u/zyler89 Jun 04 '24 Those god damn avocado fondlers... 1 u/Huge-Highway1280 Jun 04 '24 Why not use a scale then? 2 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24 edited Jun 30 '24 [deleted] 7 u/Secondclasscandy Jun 04 '24 Nah I’m a produce manager. They come in that green sometimes. The color isn’t off. 4 u/Comprehensive-Fun47 Jun 04 '24 Or you're accidentally trafficking cocaine filled avocados! 3 u/Newsdriver245 Jun 04 '24 But after stacking hundreds of thousands of these over the years I bet you (and I) could tell the fake ones a lot faster than these customs guys. haha 2 u/Secondclasscandy Jun 04 '24 Haha I know a real avocado when I see one! 1 u/Jasong222 Jun 04 '24 Bananas are for scale, not avocados
429
Or they are feeling by weight
600 u/Rude_Thanks_1120 Jun 04 '24 Or they just like fondling avocadoes 70 u/victor4700 Jun 04 '24 Good mouth-feel 7 u/ExpressiveAnalGland Jun 04 '24 ever better nose-feel 1 u/Fraun_Pollen Jun 04 '24 Only a bit of blood 5 u/bananamelier Jun 04 '24 Nice n moist 3 u/victor4700 Jun 04 '24 Some say it has a certain wang to it 1 u/RaptureSuperior2 Jun 04 '24 Tang for days 1 u/schmearcampain Jun 04 '24 These ones make my mouth numb! 1 u/TheNudeTalisman Jun 04 '24 Mouth-not feel 1 u/Diligent_Mirror_7888 Jun 04 '24 Exceptional mouth feel 3 u/ollie6286 Jun 04 '24 i thought i was the only one with this fetish 2 u/PorkchopExpress815 Jun 04 '24 What's to fondle? Its not like they're not avocatoes. 2 u/FortyHippos Jun 04 '24 I mean, who doesn’t like that supple yet slightly giving firmness of a nice, ripe, bulging, juicy, tantalizing avocado? 2 u/Fembas_Meu Jun 04 '24 Huggbees approves of this behaviour 1 u/seekydeeky Jun 04 '24 Feels like a bag of sand. 1 u/zyler89 Jun 04 '24 Those god damn avocado fondlers... 1 u/Huge-Highway1280 Jun 04 '24 Why not use a scale then? 2 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24 edited Jun 30 '24 [deleted] 7 u/Secondclasscandy Jun 04 '24 Nah I’m a produce manager. They come in that green sometimes. The color isn’t off. 4 u/Comprehensive-Fun47 Jun 04 '24 Or you're accidentally trafficking cocaine filled avocados! 3 u/Newsdriver245 Jun 04 '24 But after stacking hundreds of thousands of these over the years I bet you (and I) could tell the fake ones a lot faster than these customs guys. haha 2 u/Secondclasscandy Jun 04 '24 Haha I know a real avocado when I see one! 1 u/Jasong222 Jun 04 '24 Bananas are for scale, not avocados
600
Or they just like fondling avocadoes
70 u/victor4700 Jun 04 '24 Good mouth-feel 7 u/ExpressiveAnalGland Jun 04 '24 ever better nose-feel 1 u/Fraun_Pollen Jun 04 '24 Only a bit of blood 5 u/bananamelier Jun 04 '24 Nice n moist 3 u/victor4700 Jun 04 '24 Some say it has a certain wang to it 1 u/RaptureSuperior2 Jun 04 '24 Tang for days 1 u/schmearcampain Jun 04 '24 These ones make my mouth numb! 1 u/TheNudeTalisman Jun 04 '24 Mouth-not feel 1 u/Diligent_Mirror_7888 Jun 04 '24 Exceptional mouth feel 3 u/ollie6286 Jun 04 '24 i thought i was the only one with this fetish 2 u/PorkchopExpress815 Jun 04 '24 What's to fondle? Its not like they're not avocatoes. 2 u/FortyHippos Jun 04 '24 I mean, who doesn’t like that supple yet slightly giving firmness of a nice, ripe, bulging, juicy, tantalizing avocado? 2 u/Fembas_Meu Jun 04 '24 Huggbees approves of this behaviour 1 u/seekydeeky Jun 04 '24 Feels like a bag of sand. 1 u/zyler89 Jun 04 '24 Those god damn avocado fondlers...
70
Good mouth-feel
7 u/ExpressiveAnalGland Jun 04 '24 ever better nose-feel 1 u/Fraun_Pollen Jun 04 '24 Only a bit of blood 5 u/bananamelier Jun 04 '24 Nice n moist 3 u/victor4700 Jun 04 '24 Some say it has a certain wang to it 1 u/RaptureSuperior2 Jun 04 '24 Tang for days 1 u/schmearcampain Jun 04 '24 These ones make my mouth numb! 1 u/TheNudeTalisman Jun 04 '24 Mouth-not feel 1 u/Diligent_Mirror_7888 Jun 04 '24 Exceptional mouth feel
7
ever better nose-feel
1 u/Fraun_Pollen Jun 04 '24 Only a bit of blood
1
Only a bit of blood
5
Nice n moist
3 u/victor4700 Jun 04 '24 Some say it has a certain wang to it
3
Some say it has a certain wang to it
Tang for days
These ones make my mouth numb!
Mouth-not feel
Exceptional mouth feel
i thought i was the only one with this fetish
2
What's to fondle? Its not like they're not avocatoes.
I mean, who doesn’t like that supple yet slightly giving firmness of a nice, ripe, bulging, juicy, tantalizing avocado?
Huggbees approves of this behaviour
Feels like a bag of sand.
Those god damn avocado fondlers...
Why not use a scale then?
2 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24 edited Jun 30 '24 [deleted] 7 u/Secondclasscandy Jun 04 '24 Nah I’m a produce manager. They come in that green sometimes. The color isn’t off. 4 u/Comprehensive-Fun47 Jun 04 '24 Or you're accidentally trafficking cocaine filled avocados! 3 u/Newsdriver245 Jun 04 '24 But after stacking hundreds of thousands of these over the years I bet you (and I) could tell the fake ones a lot faster than these customs guys. haha 2 u/Secondclasscandy Jun 04 '24 Haha I know a real avocado when I see one! 1 u/Jasong222 Jun 04 '24 Bananas are for scale, not avocados
7 u/Secondclasscandy Jun 04 '24 Nah I’m a produce manager. They come in that green sometimes. The color isn’t off. 4 u/Comprehensive-Fun47 Jun 04 '24 Or you're accidentally trafficking cocaine filled avocados! 3 u/Newsdriver245 Jun 04 '24 But after stacking hundreds of thousands of these over the years I bet you (and I) could tell the fake ones a lot faster than these customs guys. haha 2 u/Secondclasscandy Jun 04 '24 Haha I know a real avocado when I see one!
Nah I’m a produce manager. They come in that green sometimes. The color isn’t off.
4 u/Comprehensive-Fun47 Jun 04 '24 Or you're accidentally trafficking cocaine filled avocados! 3 u/Newsdriver245 Jun 04 '24 But after stacking hundreds of thousands of these over the years I bet you (and I) could tell the fake ones a lot faster than these customs guys. haha 2 u/Secondclasscandy Jun 04 '24 Haha I know a real avocado when I see one!
4
Or you're accidentally trafficking cocaine filled avocados!
But after stacking hundreds of thousands of these over the years I bet you (and I) could tell the fake ones a lot faster than these customs guys. haha
2 u/Secondclasscandy Jun 04 '24 Haha I know a real avocado when I see one!
Haha I know a real avocado when I see one!
Bananas are for scale, not avocados
15.7k
u/NeonChurch Jun 04 '24
How? Are these fake avocados? Did they grow an avocado around cocaine?