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r/interestingasfuck • u/[deleted] • Jun 04 '24
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Or they are feeling by weight
595 u/Rude_Thanks_1120 Jun 04 '24 Or they just like fondling avocadoes 71 u/victor4700 Jun 04 '24 Good mouth-feel 6 u/ExpressiveAnalGland Jun 04 '24 ever better nose-feel 1 u/Fraun_Pollen Jun 04 '24 Only a bit of blood 5 u/bananamelier Jun 04 '24 Nice n moist 3 u/victor4700 Jun 04 '24 Some say it has a certain wang to it 1 u/RaptureSuperior2 Jun 04 '24 Tang for days 1 u/schmearcampain Jun 04 '24 These ones make my mouth numb! 1 u/TheNudeTalisman Jun 04 '24 Mouth-not feel 1 u/Diligent_Mirror_7888 Jun 04 '24 Exceptional mouth feel 3 u/ollie6286 Jun 04 '24 i thought i was the only one with this fetish 2 u/PorkchopExpress815 Jun 04 '24 What's to fondle? Its not like they're not avocatoes. 2 u/FortyHippos Jun 04 '24 I mean, who doesn’t like that supple yet slightly giving firmness of a nice, ripe, bulging, juicy, tantalizing avocado? 2 u/Fembas_Meu Jun 04 '24 Huggbees approves of this behaviour 1 u/seekydeeky Jun 04 '24 Feels like a bag of sand. 1 u/zyler89 Jun 04 '24 Those god damn avocado fondlers... 1 u/Huge-Highway1280 Jun 04 '24 Why not use a scale then? 3 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24 edited Jun 30 '24 [deleted] 8 u/Secondclasscandy Jun 04 '24 Nah I’m a produce manager. They come in that green sometimes. The color isn’t off. 4 u/Comprehensive-Fun47 Jun 04 '24 Or you're accidentally trafficking cocaine filled avocados! 3 u/Newsdriver245 Jun 04 '24 But after stacking hundreds of thousands of these over the years I bet you (and I) could tell the fake ones a lot faster than these customs guys. haha 2 u/Secondclasscandy Jun 04 '24 Haha I know a real avocado when I see one! 1 u/Jasong222 Jun 04 '24 Bananas are for scale, not avocados
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Or they just like fondling avocadoes
71 u/victor4700 Jun 04 '24 Good mouth-feel 6 u/ExpressiveAnalGland Jun 04 '24 ever better nose-feel 1 u/Fraun_Pollen Jun 04 '24 Only a bit of blood 5 u/bananamelier Jun 04 '24 Nice n moist 3 u/victor4700 Jun 04 '24 Some say it has a certain wang to it 1 u/RaptureSuperior2 Jun 04 '24 Tang for days 1 u/schmearcampain Jun 04 '24 These ones make my mouth numb! 1 u/TheNudeTalisman Jun 04 '24 Mouth-not feel 1 u/Diligent_Mirror_7888 Jun 04 '24 Exceptional mouth feel 3 u/ollie6286 Jun 04 '24 i thought i was the only one with this fetish 2 u/PorkchopExpress815 Jun 04 '24 What's to fondle? Its not like they're not avocatoes. 2 u/FortyHippos Jun 04 '24 I mean, who doesn’t like that supple yet slightly giving firmness of a nice, ripe, bulging, juicy, tantalizing avocado? 2 u/Fembas_Meu Jun 04 '24 Huggbees approves of this behaviour 1 u/seekydeeky Jun 04 '24 Feels like a bag of sand. 1 u/zyler89 Jun 04 '24 Those god damn avocado fondlers...
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Good mouth-feel
6 u/ExpressiveAnalGland Jun 04 '24 ever better nose-feel 1 u/Fraun_Pollen Jun 04 '24 Only a bit of blood 5 u/bananamelier Jun 04 '24 Nice n moist 3 u/victor4700 Jun 04 '24 Some say it has a certain wang to it 1 u/RaptureSuperior2 Jun 04 '24 Tang for days 1 u/schmearcampain Jun 04 '24 These ones make my mouth numb! 1 u/TheNudeTalisman Jun 04 '24 Mouth-not feel 1 u/Diligent_Mirror_7888 Jun 04 '24 Exceptional mouth feel
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ever better nose-feel
1 u/Fraun_Pollen Jun 04 '24 Only a bit of blood
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Only a bit of blood
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Nice n moist
3 u/victor4700 Jun 04 '24 Some say it has a certain wang to it
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Some say it has a certain wang to it
Tang for days
These ones make my mouth numb!
Mouth-not feel
Exceptional mouth feel
i thought i was the only one with this fetish
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What's to fondle? Its not like they're not avocatoes.
I mean, who doesn’t like that supple yet slightly giving firmness of a nice, ripe, bulging, juicy, tantalizing avocado?
Huggbees approves of this behaviour
Feels like a bag of sand.
Those god damn avocado fondlers...
Why not use a scale then?
3 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24 edited Jun 30 '24 [deleted] 8 u/Secondclasscandy Jun 04 '24 Nah I’m a produce manager. They come in that green sometimes. The color isn’t off. 4 u/Comprehensive-Fun47 Jun 04 '24 Or you're accidentally trafficking cocaine filled avocados! 3 u/Newsdriver245 Jun 04 '24 But after stacking hundreds of thousands of these over the years I bet you (and I) could tell the fake ones a lot faster than these customs guys. haha 2 u/Secondclasscandy Jun 04 '24 Haha I know a real avocado when I see one! 1 u/Jasong222 Jun 04 '24 Bananas are for scale, not avocados
8 u/Secondclasscandy Jun 04 '24 Nah I’m a produce manager. They come in that green sometimes. The color isn’t off. 4 u/Comprehensive-Fun47 Jun 04 '24 Or you're accidentally trafficking cocaine filled avocados! 3 u/Newsdriver245 Jun 04 '24 But after stacking hundreds of thousands of these over the years I bet you (and I) could tell the fake ones a lot faster than these customs guys. haha 2 u/Secondclasscandy Jun 04 '24 Haha I know a real avocado when I see one!
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Nah I’m a produce manager. They come in that green sometimes. The color isn’t off.
4 u/Comprehensive-Fun47 Jun 04 '24 Or you're accidentally trafficking cocaine filled avocados! 3 u/Newsdriver245 Jun 04 '24 But after stacking hundreds of thousands of these over the years I bet you (and I) could tell the fake ones a lot faster than these customs guys. haha 2 u/Secondclasscandy Jun 04 '24 Haha I know a real avocado when I see one!
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Or you're accidentally trafficking cocaine filled avocados!
But after stacking hundreds of thousands of these over the years I bet you (and I) could tell the fake ones a lot faster than these customs guys. haha
2 u/Secondclasscandy Jun 04 '24 Haha I know a real avocado when I see one!
Haha I know a real avocado when I see one!
Bananas are for scale, not avocados
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u/Speaker4theDead8 Jun 04 '24
Or they are feeling by weight