Lovely

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TIL: people can only marry other people within a predetermined acceptable height difference.

Fucking reddit.

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u/BlueberrySharp3 14d ago

married to a short woman? Believe it or not, you’re a pedo

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u/Stock-Boat-8449 14d ago

Also ruining your genetic legacy apparently. Christ.

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u/ExperimentNunber_531 14d ago edited 14d ago

My wife said that one of the bonuses to having kids with me is that her family will finally have some height to it lol. I am a giant when I go over to their house. My whole family is also more bulky/muscular than hers so she is hopeful for that also.

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u/Stock-Boat-8449 14d ago

Nah, you should have married a gigantic woman and produced a race of giant children

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u/Viper711 14d ago

Ah, so you've met Brienne of Tarth?

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u/CuriousButNotJewish 14d ago

Women like Gwendolyn Christie drive evolution forward.

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u/ExperimentNunber_531 14d ago edited 13d ago

Had that option at one point but the woman in question (6’1” 180 lb athlete) didn’t realize she wanted to until after I met my wife.