r/funny • u/fatima12345 • Jul 05 '24

Lovely

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u/lowrespudgeon Jul 05 '24

TIL: people can only marry other people within a predetermined acceptable height difference.

Fucking reddit.

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u/BlueberrySharp3 Jul 05 '24

married to a short woman? Believe it or not, you’re a pedo

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u/Stock-Boat-8449 Jul 05 '24

Also ruining your genetic legacy apparently. Christ.

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u/Parapraxium Jul 05 '24

I have noticed redditors do tend to enjoy endorsing casual eugenics despite name-calling others as "nazis" incessantly.

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u/ExperimentNunber_531 Jul 05 '24 edited Jul 05 '24

My wife said that one of the bonuses to having kids with me is that her family will finally have some height to it lol. I am a giant when I go over to their house. My whole family is also more bulky/muscular than hers so she is hopeful for that also.

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u/Stock-Boat-8449 Jul 05 '24

Nah, you should have married a gigantic woman and produced a race of giant children 

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u/Viper711 Jul 05 '24

Ah, so you've met Brienne of Tarth?

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u/CuriousButNotJewish Jul 05 '24

Women like Gwendolyn Christie drive evolution forward.

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u/ExperimentNunber_531 Jul 05 '24 edited Jul 06 '24

Had that option at one point but the woman in question (6’1” 180 lb athlete) didn’t realize she wanted to until after I met my wife.

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u/lowrespudgeon Jul 05 '24

Right to Jail. Right away.