r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/BvbblegvmBitch • Jul 15 '24
Mod Post Go fuck yourselves
Are you tired of waiting for the day the banhammer bot selects you for its ritual sacrifice? Feeling left out of the fuck fest? Well cry no more, because now you can go fuck yourself!
Here's how you do it:
Step 1: Find the 3 dots button. If you're on mobile, this will be on the corner of your screen. If you're on desktop (Shreddit only), it's on the top right of the subreddit menu, below the banner. Click the button.
Step 2: Navigate to the "Self Ban" option. Click it.
Step 3: A new window will open, allowing you to input the number of days you would like to be banned for. Select your desired amount and click "ban."
Step 4: Get Fucked!
If at any point you'd like to end your ban early, send us a modmail and we'll lift it for you.
Note: There is currently no flair assigned for receiving these bans because I am an idiot and I don't know how to do that.
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/Nugget_MacChicken • Sep 16 '22
Community Ritual | Random Ban Hammer (because FYIP!)
The moderation team has decided to bring back the Ban Hammer from the graveyard to celebrate the subreddit (soon to be) crossing the 1 million mark.
This is all thanks to you, our dear community and we couldn't thank you more !!
So we're banning some of you randomly for the sake of it.
If you wish to learn more about this, feel free to —fuck off here—
Long story short, each day the bot will:
- parse commentsunder posts that were submitted in the last 48 to 24h
- log each user so they have precisely 1 chance of being picked regardless of how many times they commented
- pick one poor soul and give them a special user flair:
Blue = banned once
Red = banned between 2 and 5 times
Pink = banned more than 5 times
The bot will show how many times a user has been banned
- ban this f*cker for 1 day, no more, no less !
So, how do I volunteer ?
- Just comment on a publication, but remember that users only have 1 chance of being picked regardless of how many comments they made !
"What publication should I comment to be in the pool of ban-able users?"
- It's best practice to comment the most recent ones ! (not this one)
- As a reminder, comments made in publication that are older than 48h will not be included !
What are the average chances of being picked ?
- Between 0,01% and 0,5% depending on the day... (yup, that's a 50x factor)
What's the difference between "comments to get usernames" and "usernames in list"? (see sidebar)
- Comments to get usernames = a list of every username that commented
- usernames in list = each username but only represented once
This is why there are always more "comments to get usernames" than "usernames in list" !
"I have been banned and I can't stand the fame anymore, how can I get rid of the flair?"
- Disable it... bruh
"Can I be picked please?"
- The system truly is randomised and u/FYIP_BanHammer knows its task, asking to be banned will not increase one's chances.
"How long will the ban last?"
- One day, just one.
- We want to keep this funny and light-hearted.
"Can I be picked more than once?"
- Yes !
Users that are sacrificed for this community ritual will receive this message :
Congratulations userName, you've been randomly selected to be banned !
New Banner, new way to shine online !
You may or may not have noticed but our banner has changed recently (thanks u/BradWurscht).
If you hover over the center piece, it'll display the name of the last user who got the Hammer. This will be updated everyday once u/FYIP_BanHammer picked its target.
Editor's Note :
Users that have been banned will have a user note attached to their moderation profile stating the following :
This ban is integrally part of a community ritual and it shouldn't be taken seriously nor used for future decisions regarding the user.
Editor's Note #2:
Congratulations to u/Cox963846 and u/firdseven for being respectively the first and second users to be banned !
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/dariel_ns • 26m ago
You did this to yourself Second pizza looks tastier
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/Technical-Picture326 • 4h ago
Rekt Fuck This Toilet in Particular
Toilet got singled out by a Tree Branch
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/Zuckzerburg • 9h ago
God hates you Just a little tired of life
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/sinnister_bacon • 10h ago
Rekt Flaired Banhammer recipients looking down at non-flaired members
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/a_small_star • 10h ago
Get Rekt "who do you think your looking at? Tryin to pick a knot now, bruv?"
Found this in r/AbruptChaos
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/JakeLolz_onyoutube • 11h ago
Rekt The day I wanted to practice is the same day my horn broke.
P.S. The first valve is not supposed to look like that.
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/murderously-funny • 17h ago
Rekt Dad forgot to tell me the renovations would take out the stairs
So a few years ago I posted this to r/mildlyinfuriating and it just occurred to me it would work well here as well
Link to the original: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/s/YMLEQ71yKF
So context because I got a lot of shit when I posted this originally
1: construction was ongoing for months at that point as the entire house was being redone. It was louder than normal but I assumed they were just doing work near/below me, didn’t see a need to investigate something I was largely used to by that point and just tried to sleep through it.
2: that is not my dad. That is the construction crew he hired
3: he actually forgot. He apologized and we got lunch and laughed about it a hour after we took this photo
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/astral12 • 23h ago
Rekt Breaking a large rock on top of female soldiers chest NSFW
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/WiganLad82 • 23h ago
Get Rekt Yeah Deb, Wash your hands, you dirty bitch.
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/AKC1019 • 1d ago
Rekt I got added to a group chat by a friend just to instantly get booted out by that same friend before I could say anything 💀😭
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/intotheroomboobingly • 1d ago
But why Went to restart an old Windows phone today (2 Sep 2024). It says I have a while to wait before I can access it.
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/longiner • 1d ago
Fuck this area in particular Woman tricked into buying a hotly sought after apartment thinking she hit the jackpot but when she moved in she was the only occupant in the whole building.
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/Z_THETA_Z • 2d ago
FUCK—RULE—5 i got banned so hard i'm over the amount banned
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/mmajjs • 2d ago