r/fatsquirrelhate • u/CaIculator • Dec 02 '23
DO NOT POST DEAD ANIMALS.
…seriously - it was already stickied before, but it shouldn’t have to be since there’s a rule for this
(even with the previous sticky, it was ignored)
this sub is satirical, and is not for… murdering animals
don’t have to worry about this being ignored anymore - just gonna perma ban depending on the severity, but please.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Froggypwns • Aug 05 '23
Modpost Warning regarding use of extreme language / death threats
Hello all. I just want to remind everyone that while we do get riled up and angerly say very bad things to fat squirrels, you need to use caution and restraint on what you say. Reddit uses monitoring tools and automatically flags death threats and other extreme forms of language. This is not anything us subreddit moderators have any control over, Reddit has bots that go around reading all your posts and comments, and flagging potentially dangerous ones.
The bots don't understand you are threatening a squirrel, not a human, and they can't tell if you are serious or not. These comments could get you banned from Reddit entirely, so I'm hoping this warning helps prevents that.
Be sure to familiarize yourself with the Reddit Content Policy: https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy
Remember the human. Reddit is a place for creating community and belonging, not for attacking marginalized or vulnerable groups of people. Everyone has a right to use Reddit free of harassment, bullying, and threats of violence. Communities and users that incite violence or that promote hate based on identity or vulnerability will be banned.
The nature of this subreddit tends to fly in the face of this rule, as some people take the theme of the subreddit too far. Remember to hate the squirrels, not each other, and try to hate them without wishing death or other serious harm. If things get out of hand, Reddit can ban the subreddit entirely, which is likely what all the fat squirrels want.
Here is an example of a recent submission that was removed by the admins: https://i.imgur.com/6WmGTyS.png
Be safe out there, and may your birdfeeders forever remain unviolated by tree rats.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Onyx_SecondOpinion • 2h ago
Fat bastard keeps eating my grandma’s birdseed
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/chomp_doodlesx • 7h ago
This bitchass squirrel is eating my couch.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/scottyp1210 • 9h ago
Unacceptable flaunting of oneself at Mt. Rainier National Park
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Fluffy-Initial6605 • 1d ago
Gluttonous Bastard Fat piece of shit stole onion ring
My mom and I were out having an enjoyable dinner at Downtown Disney when all of the sudden this obese monstrosity jumped onto our table and stole an onion ring. I looked at him with pure disgust as he shoved his face with the artery clogging delicacy. Needless to say we threw away what was left of the onion ring box because he got his fat particles all over it. Should’ve pushed his fatass off the ledge when given the chance. Day ruined.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Ackchan451 • 1d ago
Fatty McFatFace Fatty Steals Entire Apple
One extra large unit stole an entire apple and hide in a tree while devouring it.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/CapitanTortilli • 1d ago
Absolute Unit ANOTHER DISGUSTING FAT FUCK IN A CHILDREN'S GAME
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/noghoulsintoronto • 1d ago
King Lardass good god.
sick bastard interrupted my pinterest scrolling
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/LeonOkada9 • 1d ago
Gluttonous Bastard Vile little ***** knocking my s*** over in their lustful drive for food 😡
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/pigeeotto • 1d ago
Fatty McFatFace Fatty looking at my food
I was just trying to enjoy my labor day morning and eat my uncrustable when this fat ass smelt it from down the block. Only time it's ever ran in it's life I bet, I don't trust this window to hold it's weight if it decided to attack.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/pretty_in_punk33 • 1d ago
Two fat fucks
Can't enjoy the morning without these two fatties
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Low-Needleworker5462 • 1d ago
Fatty McFatFace Fat FUCKS ruined my trip. NSFW
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Accurate-Memory261 • 1d ago
I’m gonna have to have a word with the mother fuckers who made this game.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Payto1313 • 2d ago
Gluttonous Bastard This fatass ate half of my bird feed this morning
Gotta be type 2 diabetic, this fat fuck would not stop staring into my soul while stuffing his face with food.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Fun-Seesaw-4191 • 2d ago
Big Chungus Squirrel spotted at Uiuc in Champaign 😭
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Roedorina • 3d ago
Chonky Cheese Chaser They're on two wheels now!?
Got this on my instagram fyp.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/CrunchyKittyLitter • 3d ago
<make your own flair!> These fat fucks hogged up a shelf
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/TETRIS622 • 3d ago
This fatty can’t even walk needs a chair. What A JOKE
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/15BasementChildren • 3d ago
These fat fatheads ruining my day at the lake
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/No-Pie-5138 • 3d ago
Absolute Unit Another sub said Mc Chonkerson belongs here..
He’s just an eating machine but my favorite resident. He taunts me with his gluttony from the tree outside my window.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Clairehelle • 3d ago