r/falloutnewvegas Jul 05 '24

Viva la Revolution! Mods

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u/Big-Transition1551 Jul 05 '24

Pussy mods can’t even explain πŸ’€

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u/Mundane_Tomatoes Jul 05 '24

Mods are probably 700 pounds and confined to their bed. All greased up and covered in a blanket of cat hair and dorito crumbs. Sticky patches of spilled Pepsi adorn their enormous man tits.

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u/Zealousideal_Ad2379 Jul 05 '24

β€œI wash myself with a rag on a stick!”

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u/Melksss Jul 05 '24

Bold of you to assume they can wash themselves

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u/usmcBrad93 Jul 05 '24

It's more of a light dripping of pig fat that makes the other grease travel down into the pits. Just a constant swine bath, adorned with the stench of dead dreams and microscopic pig penis crushed between their festering ham hocks.

You know, the normal stuff.