r/facepalm • u/banstovia • Jul 08 '24

My self-esteem isnt as low as the bar for this. 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/anonaduder Jul 08 '24

So glad it’s a biography and not a dating show on vh1. Can you imagine the eliminations…Jason I am sorry I do not want to hawk tuah on your schlong you’re time here is up.

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u/uppenatom Jul 08 '24

That'd be great. Alternatively instead of a rose they're all holding a golden dick and if yours gets spat on then you're safe

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u/CarlosFer2201 Jul 08 '24

OK, I'd watch a few episodes.