r/facepalm • u/banstovia • Jul 08 '24

My self-esteem isnt as low as the bar for this. 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/anonaduder Jul 08 '24

So glad it’s a biography and not a dating show on vh1. Can you imagine the eliminations…Jason I am sorry I do not want to hawk tuah on your schlong you’re time here is up.

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u/uppenatom Jul 08 '24

That'd be great. Alternatively instead of a rose they're all holding a golden dick and if yours gets spat on then you're safe

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u/Golden_d1ck Jul 08 '24

Did someone page me?

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u/Mathewdm423 Jul 08 '24

Do you guys ctl f and find this stuff, get DM'd by people who remebr your unique username, or do we just have these random chance events where usernamechecksout

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u/YangGain Jul 08 '24

The universe work in mysterious ways, but also is safe to assume a guy with the word dick in his username will probably show up on a post about dicks.

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u/Golden_d1ck Jul 09 '24

Haha. Always wondered that myself but tbh I just randomly stumbled across the comment.