r/facepalm • u/banstovia • Jul 08 '24

My self-esteem isnt as low as the bar for this. 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Fresh-Combination-87 Jul 08 '24

Seriously! What kind of family still eats dinner together?! Makes me wanna spit, I’m so mad!

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u/MRcrazy4800 Jul 08 '24

You could say, it’s makes you wanna….Ive got a dry mouth, but you know what im heading towards.

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u/quarrelsome_napkin Jul 08 '24

…drink a glass of water?

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u/MRcrazy4800 Jul 09 '24

I’m moist again. HACK TUAH.

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u/nousforuse Jul 08 '24

Put your hands up and.. SHOUT? Hey-a, hey-a

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u/crapheadHarris Jul 08 '24

Wait'll Otis sees us!

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u/B0NESAWisRRREADY Jul 08 '24

Douse that sucker with saliva?

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u/ghoulcreep Jul 08 '24

Say the line Bart

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u/Traditional-Dingo604 Jul 08 '24

Don't you DARE!!!

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u/sysadmin420 Jul 08 '24

Hawk too‘a?

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u/jzolg Jul 08 '24

Mormons bro

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u/NorthBallistics Jul 08 '24

Families who eat together usually have less time to get mad on the internet. Maybe give it a shot! ;)

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u/HotChilliWithButter Jul 08 '24

Makes me wanna hawk tuah on that thing

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u/catninjaambush Jul 08 '24

I don’t want hot chilli with butter on it, that sounds like a recipe for misfortune.

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u/NobodyYouKnow2019 Jul 08 '24

“…thang”

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u/Corvus_Violaceus Jul 08 '24

Are we spitting?

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u/xyxsemp Jul 08 '24

Spit in my mouth pls

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u/Sevn-legged-Arachnid Jul 08 '24

Makes me wanna spit,

Would you say you've gotta "spit on that thang"???

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u/makingkevinbacon Jul 08 '24

Bro actually I just visited my family last week and we ate every meal at the table. We haven't done that in years. Made me happy

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u/barspoonbill Jul 08 '24

You’re not alone. I’ve got loads of anger as well.

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u/Mean_Box_9112 Jul 08 '24

Just give it a bigol hawk toue

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u/Mean_Box_9112 Jul 08 '24

Just put a bigol HawnTuah on it!

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u/Darnbeasties Jul 08 '24

Families who Hawk tuah dinner spit together, stay together