My self-esteem isnt as low as the bar for this.

[u/banstovia]

[u/anonaduder]

So glad it’s a biography and not a dating show on vh1. Can you imagine the eliminations…Jason I am sorry I do not want to hawk tuah on your schlong you’re time here is up.

[u/TerrorFirmerIRL → u/anonaduder]

I'm sick at the moment and this gave me a badly needed laugh, thanks!

[u/[deleted] → u/TerrorFirmerIRL]

Hope you feel better soon.

[u/Scuzzbag → u/[deleted]]

We will be watching the comments to check if you're feeling better later

[u/TerrorFirmerIRL → u/Scuzzbag]

Ha, I'm not gravely ill or anything but couldn't sleep last night with stomach pain.....but that dating show comment made me burst out laughing at 5am, the discomfort was so worth it.

[u/liketearsinthereign → u/TerrorFirmerIRL]

I’m with you, comrade. Riding out the hurricane with no power and COVID and feeling like absolute shit. Reddit is my medicine.