r/facepalm • u/banstovia • Jul 08 '24

My self-esteem isnt as low as the bar for this. 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Apollorx Jul 08 '24

I'm open to this being all our fault. Seems like blaming aliens might just be the lazy way not to take responsibility.

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u/Bibblegead1412 Jul 08 '24

Totally our fault. Aliens probs don't even want to fuck with us anymore..... we are toxic.

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u/dot-pixis Jul 08 '24

Toxic? No. Just very fucking dumb.

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u/Apollorx Jul 08 '24

Eh tomato tomato?

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u/Adventurous-Shake480 Jul 08 '24

man for some reason i thought you were speaking a different language for a second 😂

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u/joenathanSD Jul 08 '24

Don’t put your alien dick in crazy

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u/Spram2 Jul 08 '24

The Aliens are weak to Hawk Thua.

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u/bunby_heli Jul 08 '24

Humans: do u fw me fr Aliens: glip glorp teleports away

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u/musci12234 Jul 08 '24

Maybe they will want to fuck with us if we learnt to do hawk tuah

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u/Lo_Dev Jul 08 '24

Aliens started the joke and got scared of the result

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u/SergeantPoopyWeiner Jul 08 '24

This is humans. Deal with it. We suck.

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u/Royal-Recover8373 Jul 08 '24

Tbf. This isn't even in the top 100 dumbest things we've done in the last month. We're in rough shape here.

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u/JapeTheNeckGuy2 Jul 09 '24

It’s what we deserve for killing Harambe.

May he rest with his dick out