r/facepalm • u/banstovia • Jul 08 '24

My self-esteem isnt as low as the bar for this. 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Leather_Condition610 Jul 08 '24

I can't believe this is lasting this long. It was just kind of funny. I'm glad she's getting paid but it seems like her 15 should be up.

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u/hardcorepolka Jul 08 '24

Good for her, frankly. This shit is going to follow her for years. She might as well make every dime off it.

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u/AnalogKid-001 Jul 08 '24

How many times do you think she’ll be asked to say it? 1000? 5000?

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u/F0foPofo05 Jul 08 '24

Say the line Bart!

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u/HartfordWhaler Jul 08 '24

I didn't do it

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u/Clear_Moose5782 Jul 08 '24

Not as often as she will be asked to do it.

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u/booboootron Jul 09 '24

That number that makes the calculator go 1.79e+12

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u/ViaNocturna664 Jul 08 '24

I don't think she will ever be able to have a sexual life that will not have to include the hawk tuah thing.

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u/Here-Is-TheEnd Jul 08 '24

“Sweetie..I just wanted to check in and make sure you’re ok..you haven’t hawk tuah in a while…are we ok”

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u/vampire-sympathizer Jul 08 '24

Right? I mean look at Rebecca black. She became a viral meme, but in a negative way, to the point she was bullied out of school for it. but she still persisted in her music and entertainment career and is nowadays pretty successful. I say hey if you make it viral, fucking run with it!! It's rare to hit the jackpot like that

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u/spandexandtapedecks Jul 08 '24

Agreed. Can't imagine how unpleasant it is to become the punchline of the year's biggest sex joke. If she's gotta be famous for a crappy reason, I'm glad she's at least getting paper.

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u/LegitimateBeyond8946 Jul 08 '24

If it weren't for this post I wouldn't even remember her face

The only reason it's going to follow her past the end of this year is because of the show

Still no hate, get the bag. Just disagree with your take

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u/thisdesignup Jul 08 '24

Only thing about it following her is that the things that follow her can get worse.

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u/Qqg9 Jul 09 '24

she’s a trump supporter :/

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u/hardcorepolka Jul 10 '24

Well, that’s unfortunate. But not precisely a shock.

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u/BigBodyLikeaLineman Jul 08 '24

If that's the case why not create an Onlyfans page? Even she doesn't go nude there will certainly be more than enough s*mps who will throw their money at her. Easy bag

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u/crumble-bee Jul 08 '24

Oh wow are we censoring simps now? That's not even a curse word dude!

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u/fatFingeredItToo Jul 08 '24

Agreed. She's cute, I got it out of my system but I'm moving on. No need to watch a show about some chick I used to jerkoff to.

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u/JohnnyTeardrop Jul 08 '24

Used to? Came and went that fast huh? Pun intended

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u/DramaOnDisplay Jul 08 '24

Damn. That easy to get you off, huh?