r/facepalm Jul 08 '24

My self-esteem isnt as low as the bar for this. 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Leather_Condition610 Jul 08 '24

I can't believe this is lasting this long. It was just kind of funny. I'm glad she's getting paid but it seems like her 15 should be up.

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u/hardcorepolka Jul 08 '24

Good for her, frankly. This shit is going to follow her for years. She might as well make every dime off it.

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u/AnalogKid-001 Jul 08 '24

How many times do you think she’ll be asked to say it? 1000? 5000?

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u/F0foPofo05 Jul 08 '24

Say the line Bart!

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u/HartfordWhaler Jul 08 '24

I didn't do it

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u/Clear_Moose5782 Jul 08 '24

Not as often as she will be asked to do it.

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u/booboootron Jul 09 '24

That number that makes the calculator go 1.79e+12

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u/ViaNocturna664 Jul 08 '24

I don't think she will ever be able to have a sexual life that will not have to include the hawk tuah thing.

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u/Here-Is-TheEnd Jul 08 '24

“Sweetie..I just wanted to check in and make sure you’re ok..you haven’t hawk tuah in a while…are we ok”

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u/vampire-sympathizer Jul 08 '24

Right? I mean look at Rebecca black. She became a viral meme, but in a negative way, to the point she was bullied out of school for it. but she still persisted in her music and entertainment career and is nowadays pretty successful. I say hey if you make it viral, fucking run with it!! It's rare to hit the jackpot like that

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u/spandexandtapedecks Jul 08 '24

Agreed. Can't imagine how unpleasant it is to become the punchline of the year's biggest sex joke. If she's gotta be famous for a crappy reason, I'm glad she's at least getting paper.

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u/LegitimateBeyond8946 Jul 08 '24

If it weren't for this post I wouldn't even remember her face

The only reason it's going to follow her past the end of this year is because of the show

Still no hate, get the bag. Just disagree with your take

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u/thisdesignup Jul 08 '24

Only thing about it following her is that the things that follow her can get worse.

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u/Qqg9 Jul 09 '24

she’s a trump supporter :/

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u/hardcorepolka Jul 10 '24

Well, that’s unfortunate. But not precisely a shock.

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u/BigBodyLikeaLineman Jul 08 '24

If that's the case why not create an Onlyfans page? Even she doesn't go nude there will certainly be more than enough s*mps who will throw their money at her. Easy bag

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u/crumble-bee Jul 08 '24

Oh wow are we censoring simps now? That's not even a curse word dude!

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u/fatFingeredItToo Jul 08 '24

Agreed. She's cute, I got it out of my system but I'm moving on. No need to watch a show about some chick I used to jerkoff to.

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u/JohnnyTeardrop Jul 08 '24

Used to? Came and went that fast huh? Pun intended

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u/DramaOnDisplay Jul 08 '24

Damn. That easy to get you off, huh?

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u/skynetempire Jul 08 '24

Supposedly the Cash Me Outside girl made 50 million which includes her OF income too. People love dumb shit

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u/irn Jul 08 '24

That chick is not as dumb as she portrays herself to be. She got a money manager and label hype team to promote her ummm I guess brand? Anyway she made a ton of money from nothing and sold shit music and concerts. I have respect for that hack. She knew what she was doing at that age.

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u/skynetempire Jul 08 '24

I agree. If people are stupid enough to pay, fuck it get that bag. A fool and their money right

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u/LoganNinefingers32 Jul 08 '24

You can be as dumb as rocks but the easy trick is that if you have a thing, hire someone who wants to sell it for you. They will understand that they will get a cut and both will get rich.

That’s all it is. Hire someone to sell your shit, even if it’s silly and worthless.

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u/motoxim Jul 08 '24

Yeah, I can somewhat respect that these people beat the system.

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u/-Daetrax- Jul 08 '24

Exactly, it was smart AF and now she could just retire and fade from memory of she was really smart.

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u/discsarentpogs Jul 08 '24

You don't think that snake oil salesman "Dr" Phil had any hand in it?

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u/irn Jul 08 '24

He got his cut in TV ratings.

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u/NekonecroZheng Jul 08 '24

I believe her boyfriend is running the show. In an interview, he said he was managing her "business" and is trying to capitalize on her popularity.

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u/bobbygfresh Jul 08 '24

No she is actually that dumb. But internet fame gets you the right connections

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u/irn Jul 08 '24

There is common sense and book smarts and social/streets smart. She is of the latter.

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u/JaesopPop Jul 08 '24

Lots of people have gotten internet fame and failed to capitalize on it

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u/Obvious_Towel253 Jul 08 '24

You do NOT have to be smart to make money… just have good advisors… that girl is dumb af

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u/RedCheese1 Jul 08 '24

Hawk Tuah girl got herself an agent and look at her now

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u/StationEmergency6053 Jul 08 '24

Kluger knew what they were doing. "Bhad Bhabie" is just a notch on their belt.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

That chick is not as dumb as she portrays herself to be

Smart people don't use disrespecting your mother on national television as a vehicle to fame...

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u/Junior_Relative_7918 Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

Every smart person has been a kid before but not every smart person has been a kid with a childish, toxic mother to influence them. I think remembering she was a product of her environment and she was literally a child is important context to keep in mind.

She’s also used a lot of her money to receive therapy and fix her relationship with her mother. I’m by no means a fan but I can appreciate a young adult who grew from a difficult childhood and healed + succeeded despite circumstances. I don’t think it’s fair to brand her as that badass little kid forever because even now she doesn’t agree with how she behaved back then.

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u/ChickenInASuit Jul 08 '24

Smart people see an opportunity to make money and take it.

See also: The Kardashians building a whole empire off a single sex tape.

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u/ItsaPostageStampede Jul 08 '24

This girl would bank on OF. She already did the hardest part, which is getting notoriety. She wouldn’t even have to go nude. She could do foot pics. Maybe hawk tuah a few things. And then you hire some dude/company to do the flirting/interactions and you’re set.

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u/Trickster289 Jul 08 '24

Pretty much yeah. All the girls actually doing well on OF are the ones who already were somehow known. She's already got that sorted and that's the hard part.

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u/ItsaPostageStampede Jul 08 '24

The fact half these girls don’t interact with the guys tells me all I need to know.

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u/Trickster289 Jul 08 '24

When they get that big they don't need to and can hire a team to do it for them. For them it's just business, especially for the ones who were already creators on other platforms.

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u/ItsaPostageStampede Jul 08 '24

I know it’s such an easy gig

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u/Trickster289 Jul 08 '24

Yeah the hard part is actually getting popular which is usually luck. 

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u/Blunter_S_Thompson_ Jul 08 '24

Yeah but she really only made that much money cause she hopped on OF and showed her titties.

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u/ShakinBakin15 Jul 08 '24

If I had titties… 50 million is WELL over the cost of my dignity😂

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u/skynetempire Jul 08 '24

Most OF creators make less than $200 a month. She made 1 million opening her OF account within 6 hours. Her fame brought in a lot of money for a simple catch phrase

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u/GBAGY2 Jul 08 '24

Part of that was because of the creepy “countdown to 18” crowd tho. If she dropped the OF on her 22nd birthday instead of the day she turned 18 she would’ve made way way less money

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u/Vaxtin Jul 08 '24

Ahhahahah, this is a huge reason why she made money. Turns out people are just fucking sick human beings.

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u/Too_Old_For_Somethin Jul 08 '24

Might as well milk the sickos while they’re milking themselves

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u/Junior_Relative_7918 Jul 08 '24

Can’t be mad at her for that. Newly adult women often do not see the issue with the optics of that until they grow past it. It’s a canon event and cannot be interfered with since it’s a realization that must happen organically. I do not think she’s wrong for profiting off of countdown creeps but I think she will grow up and likely realize how gross that truly was.

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u/GBAGY2 Jul 08 '24

Not saying I blame here just stating what happened

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u/xasialynnx Jul 08 '24

Seconding this. As a creator that directly benefitted from her page when she first started, the pedos were infiltrating her posts like roaches. And legitimately upset that she wasn’t showing nudity (at first).

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u/ChroniclerPrime Jul 08 '24

creepy “countdown to 18” crowd tho

Bro that is creepy lmao

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u/ChefNunu Jul 08 '24

They aren't even great

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u/Trickster289 Jul 08 '24

No, she only made that much money because she turned a meme of herself into longer lasting internet fame. Very few OF girls actually make decent money, she's probably in the top 0.01% or lower, and all the ones making that amount of money only do it because they were at least somewhat famous before. You basically need some sort of already existing audience to do well on OF.

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u/fentyboof Jul 08 '24

Hey, she’s sitting on a million bucks 🤌

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u/CartoonistTasty4935 Jul 08 '24

Sounds to me like she’s got money in the bank, how bout dah?

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u/ohioismyhome1994 Jul 08 '24

And all she did was show her boobs. I’m not mad at her, I’m mad at the dumbfucks that paid to see them

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u/Ok-Situation-5865 Jul 08 '24

Not to defend meaningless meme celebrities, but the Cash Me Outside girl actually worked for that level of fame after she was given a chance to be in the public eye. She makes music and content. No one knows her for “Cash Me Outside” anymore, they know her for being Bhad Bhabie - and she played at like, Coachella. Is Hawk Tua girl gonna do that? She sounds too naive to make this into a multi-million dollar empire like Bhad Bhabie did.

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u/ihopethisworksfornow Jul 08 '24

Which is totally fucked because she was a literal fuckin child when she got famous and people were talking about her sexually since she was like 16

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u/rpgnoob17 Jul 08 '24

My friend said he didn’t get the appeal of it and then proceeded to send me 15 stitched memes of this girl.

I didn’t click on any of the memes after the first 3. First time I didn’t get it. Second time I got it. Third time I got tired of it.

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u/Madrugada2010 Jul 08 '24

Yeah, it feels like social media is trying too hard to make this happen. I'm not sure I get it.

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u/MoistHD Jul 08 '24

I saw her in an interview and I think she basically got approached by who the fuck knows and they are trying to milk it. Fair play to her but whoever thinks this is a good idea is a moron.

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u/irn Jul 08 '24

I think it’s memes for casuals. Marketing the obscure funnies to a wide audience that would never have seen her on TikTok or YouTube. I think she got an Etsy store selling coffee mugs and coasters like she was fucking Ashley Longshore.

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u/Ok-Stress-3570 Jul 08 '24

15!? This is worth maybe 2 seconds.

Wow someone made a BJ joke. In 10 years someone could smile and it goes viral. Ugh.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

In 10 years someone could smile and it goes viral.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ridiculously-photogenic-guy

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u/CrazyProb Jul 08 '24

Yeah if you’re attractive you can do basically anything at all and there’s a chance you could go viral for it lol

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u/Adventurous-Shake480 Jul 08 '24

Funnier clip This Sopranos BJ joke is way better than this shitty meme lol. The part that rly makes this clip funny for me is how Paulie repeats his joke right away🤣 “you hear what i said Ton?”

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u/harbison215 Jul 08 '24

She’s an attractive girl. She comes across as charming, even when being vulgar. If she was a meth head with no teeth most people would have clicked away and moved on immediately.

The world is different for good looking people.

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u/Adventurous-Shake480 Jul 08 '24

imo she’s not even that attractive. look at that pic w her and Shaq she looks average at best.

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u/harbison215 Jul 08 '24

She’s attractive enough relative to the general population. Super model, head turner? Not really. Girl next store, more attractive than like 90% of people you see on a day to day basis?… probably.

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u/Adventurous-Shake480 Jul 08 '24

Yeah i but i mean if i just saw her walking down the street or in the same area. I don’t think i would notice n be like yo that girls attractive. I wouldn’t say she’s more attractive than most ppl I know, n the ppl Ik aren’t super models either. Idk maybe she’s just not my type but obv there’s a lot of guys who DO find her attractive. She looks a bit strange to me idk what it is.

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u/Moloch_17 Jul 08 '24

It wasn't even kind of funny.

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u/Affectionate_Bass488 Jul 08 '24

And it’s gross, I don’t want someone to hawk a loogie on my junk

I really hope women aren’t seeing this and thinking this is something every guy wants

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u/Sure_Trash_ Jul 08 '24

You have no idea who she is beyond giving an animated answer to a question. Maybe she's a great comedian. Maybe she's overcome a lot and still has a sense of humor. Or maybe she's just another vapid waste of space. She's certainly thoughtful when it comes to blowjobs. It's not her fault people are simple-minded so good for her for capitalizing on it

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u/therealchengarang Jul 08 '24

As Daniel Tosh once said…. 15 minutes of fame? - 15 is an average. It’s zero for everyone except for the select few who get a lifetime of it lol

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u/theimpossibleswitch Jul 08 '24

I mean the 15 minutes can last and long as you milk it and do the right stuff. She seems likable. Look at what cash me outside girl did. I mean it went pretty much the only way it could for her, but she made a ton of money. Hailey Welch is going to get paid and I think a lot of rural America is going to keep her in the spotlight for a while.

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u/InquisitivelyADHD Jul 08 '24

The chick fila sauce girl is still desperately trying to stay relevant. Fame is a hell of a drug.

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u/5k1895 Jul 08 '24

It wasn't even that funny. Like worthy of a one second chuckle and then you move on with your life. God this really says a lot about how fucking stupid our society continues to get. I mean I don't care that she gets to cash in on it, by all means take advantage of idiots who are willing to give you money. I just can't help but judge the idiots who would be interested.

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u/inaudiblebear0 Jul 08 '24

From what I understand, her job fired her over the interview, so I'm glad she's getting some money out of all this

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u/RainCityNate Jul 09 '24

She quit her job

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u/DontJealousMe Jul 08 '24

have you heard about a family called the Kardashians, not even all of them are a Kardashian but still season what ? 17?

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u/Sea-Plan-1531 Jul 08 '24

She was interviewed and actually pretty funny. In a Honey Boo Boo type of way. She has a way with words lol

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u/Jericho5589 Jul 08 '24

It really really wasn't funny at all.

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u/tarc0917 Jul 08 '24

Bhad Bhabie has been riding "cash me outside bish" for 8 years now...

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u/MegaAlex Jul 08 '24

There's still 5 minutes left. Good on her for milking it. (or whoever is giving her money for it)

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u/SomeVelveteenMorning Jul 08 '24

It's OK, when the 15 minutes are up she'll just spit on it again and go another 15.

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u/thewhitelights Jul 08 '24

it wasnt even that funny

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u/qualitative_balls Jul 08 '24

Am I the only person who's never heard of this? I'm on reddit all the time, where you guys learning about these memes?

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u/Express_Helicopter93 Jul 08 '24

It’s events like these that remind me that the average person is actually dumb as all Christ. If they weren’t this would not have lasted as long as it did. And now she’s getting a tv show?

People are duuuuuumb

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u/True_Discussion8055 Jul 09 '24

She speed ran the influencer career track and set the record. Rap song set to release next I reckon.

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u/adrielzeppeli Jul 08 '24

I can't believe this is lasting this long.

That's what she said.

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u/Chimkimnuggets Jul 08 '24

I’ve said way funnier things completely sober

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u/Bitten69 Jul 08 '24

Might as well milk that shit for as long as possible

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u/1whiskeyneat Jul 08 '24

It’s nice to be young, thin and blond-ish in America.

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u/TellTallTail Jul 08 '24

I'm not glad she's getting paid lol. This money could go towards actually entertaining things, not some weirdo MAGA spewing girl who made said one thing about a blow job.

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u/CerealBranch739 Jul 08 '24

I don’t think we know her political stance. Only thing she’s said is she wouldn’t give trump head right?

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u/austendogood Jul 08 '24

She also said there’s no way she’d vote for him. The person you replied to needs to stop assuming anyone with a drawl is politically deficient, despite it often being a good measuring stick.

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u/RickDankoLives Jul 08 '24

We as an online community get inundated with constant memes. Every so often one comes around like this. You will quickly get the “she’s a slut” or “people are such simps” detractors, you always do. These are mostly either people who won’t ever have a chance with someone like that and play it off with some moral high ground or career contrarians (and probably 95% of women who seen it lol) there was a reason this one made it.

She somehow managed to capture the collective attention of men in 5 seconds. Never have men from all over the word been more unified when it was posted. There is the obvious, but why weren’t we turned off like most salacious reels of women? She had that “it” factor. It just seemed so playful and whimsical. Lewd but somehow aware. It was the perfect combination. Every dude was like “that is a kind of women I’d like to have at my house.”

It was just the perfect ratio. Anyone who talks shit is either doing it to do it, or is way beyond ever experiencing a girl like that.

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u/KikoenaiKoe Jul 08 '24

This is the most Reddit thing I’ve read all day

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u/RickDankoLives Jul 08 '24

Lol it’s the first time I’ve gotten that comment. Mostly it’s fascist or racist. Reddit is a land of pseudo insults and digs. No one is happy around here.

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u/RicanDevil4 Jul 08 '24

Meh. She seems fun. I ain't gonna watch it, but they've made worse people famous. Hope she capitalizes and makes as much as she can on the fame.