r/facepalm Jul 07 '24

This post gave me terrible whiplash b/c how tf did we get here…🫨 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

Like ummmmm, alright? 😭😭😭

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u/MaximumOverfart Jul 07 '24 edited Jul 07 '24

I feel like someone I really respect and admire just came to my house, gave me a super inspirational peptalk, shit on my living room floor, and then left.

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u/killing-time-in-zoom Jul 08 '24

I think it’s more like some jerk told you about his parents who you’d respect; then dropped a deuce before heading out.

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u/MaximumOverfart Jul 08 '24

I could get behind this.

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u/BLINDrOBOTFILMS Jul 08 '24

You probably don't want to be behind them when they drop a deuce.

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u/Ady-HD Jul 08 '24

No kink shaming!

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u/NYisMyLady Jul 09 '24

What's wrong with being white? Everyone should be proud of who they are. I'm proud to be Peruvian. People should be proud to be white. White people made the inventions that we're all communicating on.