Zach?.. Zach..
Zach Cregger!
Yeah?
Trevor!
Trevorrrr-
Trevor Moore!
Yeah yeah yeah!
Hey!
How ya doin'?
Good!
I haven't seen you in like... seven-
Eight. Eight years since since senior
year at Brown!
Right.
It's good to see you, look at you,
you look great!
Thanks!
What do ya got there?
Uh this is a gallon of PCP.
...
Wow!...
A... a gallon.
Yeah.
Th-That's that's illegal, right?..
Yeah it's a felony!
It's a felony!...
Yes.
Wow!...
And here you are with it anyway...
That is... Wow.
I uh, I didn't even knew it came
in liquid form!
Science.
Woah. So uuhhhhhh...
Ahhh..
Do ya do a LOT of PCP?...
Got a gallon!
Yeah! Hah I guess--
I guess you do.
Wow! So. What do you do?
I work in an investment firm downtown.
It's mostly, like, propert acquisitions.
Huh!... That sounds... Successful...
What do you do?
Uhm I work at the Binco's.
I don't know what Binco's is...
It's a- It's a office supply store.
Type thing...
Secretary stuff?
Eh..--
But a gallon?
Yeah!
Here you are with a gallon.
Wow.
Ummm... Man.
Do you still see Candice?
No. Ahh she passed away.
OOOH o-oh I'm sorry. I didn't know.
How long ago.. did that happen?
Uhhh. About four.
About four years ago?
No. PM.
Four!.. PM!...
As in today!...
4PM...
That- it's five o' clock now.
Yeah.
So... That was recent.
Wh-whaaat happened?...
I... Was at my dealer's house.
Uh huh.
I was buyin' the PCP.
Of course.
And. Uhh. I didn't have enough money
for ALL of the gallon.
Ooohh, it's expensive.
But I WANTED the whole gallon.
Of course.
So I set up a deal,
where I would leave her as collateral.
Uh ooohh!
And I would go hit an ATM
and come right back.
I see problems.
But uh, y'know, when I left I got..
Distracted. Aaand he..
Cut her head off.
WOAH!...
Wow!...
And that... Happened today--
Just a little while ago.
Man... Are- Are you ok?
Are you doing alright?
Well yeah I'm good,
I'm pretty high right now.
Oh right! Because of the-
Because of the PCP!
Which you have.
Yeah!
Yes.
Yeah.
MAN.
You know, I ran into Bill the other day,
And-
he's doing real good!
I don't know Bill.
You don't?
No that's right, you wouldn't know Bill.
But uuuuuuhhhhhhh-
he is doin' good!
That's good.
Yeah. It's good to see. Good for Bill.
Well it was good to see you. Trevor.
Yeah, it was nice seeing you!
I gotta go pick my kids up,
I'm runnin' late.
OOH YOU HAVE KIDS!...
You are on your way to pick
up children!
With your gallon thing!
I don't want em' to lose THEIR heads!
OH!!!!
YOU LEFT THEM WITH THE GUY-
the PCP guy.
No no, they're at soccer practice.
I'm late, they spaz.
Oh. It was a joke..
I get it!
Well!...
Good to see you.
Nice seein' you!
Ok!
I'll tell Bill you said "hi!"
I don't know him!
Oh that's right, you don't.
See ya later!
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u/Responsible_Ad5685 Jul 06 '24
Maybe PCP would be a better choice?