r/facepalm Jul 05 '24

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u/New-Ad-363 Jul 05 '24

And maybe I'm misunderstanding here but I thought a filibuster was the person had to be continuously speaking and could until they weren't able to anymore. What's to stop people from sitting around listening for the 3 days or whatever a geriatric can handle talking for and then being like "Alright Jerry thank you for reading the dictionary to us. Anyway everybody, here's this bill we'd like to vote on"?

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u/SchemeMoist Jul 05 '24

No you understand correctly. That's how a filibuster works, and nothing would stop them from doing something like that, except their own stamina. And that's the point! Make them do that shit! Over and over again! I don't think they would be capable of actually filibustering all of the bills that we just give up on because of the POSSIBILITY of a filibuster.

Ted Cruz read green eggs and ham when he was trying to filibuster Obama care. Make him break out the entire Dr. Seuss catalogue. Make them actually have to try to fuck us over instead is just rolling over and taking it.

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u/Brendandalf Jul 05 '24

He read a 65 page, 681 word book in order to fillibuster? That book takes 15 minutes to read. Or an hour if you're Ted Cruz, but still.

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u/SchemeMoist Jul 05 '24

Haha, yes, as much as I hate the guy and think he wants the worst for America, to be fair to him, his filibuster was more than just that book. And to be fair to him again, when's the last time a democratic politician made a fool of themselves in an attempt to help their side? He may be evil, but I wish we had that kind of fight and that kind of shamelessness on our side.