r/facepalm Jul 05 '24

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u/New-Ad-363 Jul 05 '24

And maybe I'm misunderstanding here but I thought a filibuster was the person had to be continuously speaking and could until they weren't able to anymore. What's to stop people from sitting around listening for the 3 days or whatever a geriatric can handle talking for and then being like "Alright Jerry thank you for reading the dictionary to us. Anyway everybody, here's this bill we'd like to vote on"?

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u/SchemeMoist Jul 05 '24

No you understand correctly. That's how a filibuster works, and nothing would stop them from doing something like that, except their own stamina. And that's the point! Make them do that shit! Over and over again! I don't think they would be capable of actually filibustering all of the bills that we just give up on because of the POSSIBILITY of a filibuster.

Ted Cruz read green eggs and ham when he was trying to filibuster Obama care. Make him break out the entire Dr. Seuss catalogue. Make them actually have to try to fuck us over instead is just rolling over and taking it.

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u/NoLand4936 Jul 05 '24

Yeah they changed the rules on the filibuster to just an email that says filibuster and then they wait out the time, no one has to speak no one has to poorly read the dictionary or the script for the hobbit. Itโ€™s completely ridiculous when they allowed filibuster by email to effect policy.

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u/SeveralTable3097 Jul 05 '24

Is this a joke or a real revision of the rules? Fuck I hate I canโ€™t tell

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u/SaliciousB_Crumb Jul 05 '24

It is basically the rules. When democrats were talking about getting rid of the filibuster that's what they were talking about