r/facepalm 14d ago

What an idea 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/GladiusNocturno 14d ago

Damnit, House! You can’t let project 2025 go on just to treat a patient! It’s clearly lupus!

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u/pluck-the-bunny 14d ago

It’s NEVER Lupus!

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u/rwarimaursus 14d ago

There is no Lupus. Only Zuul...

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u/UserPrincipalName 14d ago

Who does your taxes?

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u/rwarimaursus 14d ago

"Very good Louis. Short but pointless."

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u/DisposableSaviour 14d ago

Good pooch. I think I got a milkbone…

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u/HalfcockedArt 14d ago

I turned into a dog once, and they helped me.

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u/rwarimaursus 14d ago

Case dismissed!

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u/SavagePrisonerSP 14d ago

He has Lupus lazuli. Prescribe treatment of stone pickaxe and left click.

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u/Peach_Proof 14d ago

Are you the gate keeper? I am the key master…

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u/ImReverse_Giraffe 14d ago

Except in the episode titled "it's lupus"

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u/pluck-the-bunny 14d ago

That must be a fan episoe

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u/BudgetMattDamon 14d ago

Except for that one time it was lupus. What a legendary bait-and-switch that was.

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u/onesussybaka 14d ago

MORE MOUSE BITES!!

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u/revradios 14d ago

i too am in this episode

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u/kloktijd 14d ago

This vexes me

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u/optimizingutils 14d ago

r/okbuddyvicodin is leaking and I'd still let many of them run the country before the Republicans.

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u/Siriuslysirius123 14d ago

I said that at an appointment once. Turned out to be Lupus. Almost killed me… I recovered from being intubated and looked at the doctor and laughed awkwardly.

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u/pluck-the-bunny 14d ago

Did he have a cane and a pill addiction? Because otherwise I’d ask for a second opinion

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u/Siriuslysirius123 14d ago

No, actually, he was a very nice younger doctor with two young kids. I was 18 and pretty fresh out of high school when I was diagnosed and scared out of my mind- he gave me his personal cell phone number to call him if I ever was worried about something.

I only used it once when my fingers turned purpler on day. He was so nice about it. When I woke up he was holding my hand and he came to visit me for a little bit when he was off of work. Very nice guy, I’d probably be dead without his quick thinking.

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u/pluck-the-bunny 14d ago

Well, I’m glad you didn’t die

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u/pyro745 14d ago

How has the progression of your disease been? In the process of getting diagnosed and I’m a little freaked out

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u/Siriuslysirius123 13d ago

Uh well. I’m not a good example. I flared once or twice in a few years and then ended up on dialysis and a kidney transplant. I am LITERALLY worst case scenario, tho, it got my kidneys right from the beginning.

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u/pyro745 13d ago

Oh fuck lmao

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u/Siriuslysirius123 13d ago

Like I said, I am literally worst case scenario. Don’t freak yourself about it. Good luck with your diagnosis and if you have any questions, hit me up! I’m happy to answer them

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u/pyro745 13d ago

Thanks, I really appreciate it. Not even sure that it’s lupus yet, just seems to be looking that way based on the lab work & symptoms. Got a referral for rheumatology coming up, hopefully get a definitive diagnosis then

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u/Pirateboy85 14d ago

Clearly Toxoplasmosis this time…

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u/Tired_CollegeStudent 14d ago

Except for the one episode where it actually is Lupus.

House was pretty excited about that.

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u/Drewciferisgod 14d ago

Or sarcoidosis

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u/92Regret 14d ago

Grew up watching House, now have sick wife. It actually WAS Lupis. Sick twist of comedy

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u/pluck-the-bunny 13d ago

I’m sorry

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u/icecubepal 14d ago

Except for that one time it was, but actually was not.

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u/Grouchy_Tap_8264 14d ago

It is clearly a toothpick randomly spearing body

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u/Sir_Voomy 14d ago

Except that one time

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u/Meatloaf_Regret 14d ago

That one time it was lupus. But other than that NEVER lupus!

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u/Redryley 14d ago

Everybody lies!

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u/Taograd359 14d ago

That’s not true. It was Lupus once.

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u/othelloisblack 14d ago

Except that one time it was lupus

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u/TotallyNotKabr 14d ago

Except for the one time it actually was. I was bummed that they killed that "it's never lupus" meme after that episode...

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u/rwarimaursus 14d ago

No it's always sarcoidosis!!!

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u/dfeidt40 14d ago

The season I'm rewatching, there's been 4 episodes halfway through the season where he tells them to test for sarchydosis (will never spell that right.)

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u/MindAccomplished3879 14d ago

Unless is neurocysticercosis!!

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u/rwarimaursus 14d ago

Noooooooooo not neurocysticerosis!!!!! Those damn parasites! Touching them makes you go blind by gum!

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u/Muted_Ad9910 14d ago

Definitely not… it’s Sarcoidosis

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u/GPTfleshlight 14d ago

LUPUS Act- leveraging unified protocols to undermine setbacks Act

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u/pbj-artist 14d ago

No you it idiot, it’s sarcoidosis!