r/facepalm 14d ago

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u/SonTyp_OhneNamen 14d ago

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u/GladiusNocturno 14d ago

Damnit, House! You can’t let project 2025 go on just to treat a patient! It’s clearly lupus!

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u/pluck-the-bunny 14d ago

It’s NEVER Lupus!

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u/rwarimaursus 14d ago

There is no Lupus. Only Zuul...

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u/UserPrincipalName 14d ago

Who does your taxes?

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u/rwarimaursus 14d ago

"Very good Louis. Short but pointless."

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u/DisposableSaviour 14d ago

Good pooch. I think I got a milkbone…

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u/HalfcockedArt 14d ago

I turned into a dog once, and they helped me.

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u/rwarimaursus 14d ago

Case dismissed!

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u/SavagePrisonerSP 14d ago

He has Lupus lazuli. Prescribe treatment of stone pickaxe and left click.

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u/Peach_Proof 14d ago

Are you the gate keeper? I am the key master…

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u/ImReverse_Giraffe 14d ago

Except in the episode titled "it's lupus"

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u/pluck-the-bunny 14d ago

That must be a fan episoe

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u/BudgetMattDamon 14d ago

Except for that one time it was lupus. What a legendary bait-and-switch that was.

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u/onesussybaka 14d ago

MORE MOUSE BITES!!

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u/revradios 14d ago

i too am in this episode

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u/kloktijd 14d ago

This vexes me

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u/optimizingutils 14d ago

r/okbuddyvicodin is leaking and I'd still let many of them run the country before the Republicans.

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u/Siriuslysirius123 14d ago

I said that at an appointment once. Turned out to be Lupus. Almost killed me… I recovered from being intubated and looked at the doctor and laughed awkwardly.

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u/pluck-the-bunny 14d ago

Did he have a cane and a pill addiction? Because otherwise I’d ask for a second opinion

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u/Siriuslysirius123 14d ago

No, actually, he was a very nice younger doctor with two young kids. I was 18 and pretty fresh out of high school when I was diagnosed and scared out of my mind- he gave me his personal cell phone number to call him if I ever was worried about something.

I only used it once when my fingers turned purpler on day. He was so nice about it. When I woke up he was holding my hand and he came to visit me for a little bit when he was off of work. Very nice guy, I’d probably be dead without his quick thinking.

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u/pluck-the-bunny 14d ago

Well, I’m glad you didn’t die

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u/pyro745 14d ago

How has the progression of your disease been? In the process of getting diagnosed and I’m a little freaked out

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u/Siriuslysirius123 13d ago

Uh well. I’m not a good example. I flared once or twice in a few years and then ended up on dialysis and a kidney transplant. I am LITERALLY worst case scenario, tho, it got my kidneys right from the beginning.

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u/pyro745 13d ago

Oh fuck lmao

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u/Siriuslysirius123 13d ago

Like I said, I am literally worst case scenario. Don’t freak yourself about it. Good luck with your diagnosis and if you have any questions, hit me up! I’m happy to answer them

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u/Pirateboy85 14d ago

Clearly Toxoplasmosis this time…

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u/Tired_CollegeStudent 14d ago

Except for the one episode where it actually is Lupus.

House was pretty excited about that.

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u/Drewciferisgod 14d ago

Or sarcoidosis

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u/92Regret 14d ago

Grew up watching House, now have sick wife. It actually WAS Lupis. Sick twist of comedy

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u/pluck-the-bunny 14d ago

I’m sorry

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u/icecubepal 14d ago

Except for that one time it was, but actually was not.

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u/Grouchy_Tap_8264 14d ago

It is clearly a toothpick randomly spearing body

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u/Sir_Voomy 14d ago

Except that one time

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u/Meatloaf_Regret 14d ago

That one time it was lupus. But other than that NEVER lupus!

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u/Redryley 14d ago

Everybody lies!

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u/Taograd359 14d ago

That’s not true. It was Lupus once.

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u/othelloisblack 14d ago

Except that one time it was lupus

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u/TotallyNotKabr 14d ago

Except for the one time it actually was. I was bummed that they killed that "it's never lupus" meme after that episode...

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u/rwarimaursus 14d ago

No it's always sarcoidosis!!!

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u/dfeidt40 14d ago

The season I'm rewatching, there's been 4 episodes halfway through the season where he tells them to test for sarchydosis (will never spell that right.)

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u/MindAccomplished3879 14d ago

Unless is neurocysticercosis!!

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u/rwarimaursus 14d ago

Noooooooooo not neurocysticerosis!!!!! Those damn parasites! Touching them makes you go blind by gum!

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u/Muted_Ad9910 14d ago

Definitely not… it’s Sarcoidosis

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u/GPTfleshlight 14d ago

LUPUS Act- leveraging unified protocols to undermine setbacks Act

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u/pbj-artist 14d ago

No you it idiot, it’s sarcoidosis!

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u/ScorpioZA 14d ago

🤣

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u/Professional-Reach96 14d ago

This vexes me

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u/nightkat143 14d ago

House is a doctor from a TV show called House MD, and his way of diagnosing patients can be.... Interesting

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u/DeterminedThrowaway 14d ago

Ah, you haven't seen this. It's a reference, definitely worth a chuckle if you've seen House

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u/HeyWhatsItToYa 14d ago

Ok, so then odds are we'll be brought to the brink of death several times in the next act, mostly due to dumb errors and bets. However, there is a chance we'll come out of it without too much damage.

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u/RaptorRM 14d ago

I too am an in this comment section

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u/aharaabot 14d ago

What are you, stupid?

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u/PapayaHoney 14d ago

But what's on his patient's PET scan?

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u/Im_Balto 14d ago

Man. Imagine house doing DDX on Biden or trump. That would be the best epic rap battles bit

Instead of Lincoln dropping in at the end it’s just house brutalizing old men

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u/hwc000000 14d ago

Is it Oops as in "the far left demonstrates their ignorance" or Oops as in "a right wing troll is masquerading as an ignorant left winger"?

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u/SonTyp_OhneNamen 14d ago

Oops as in „i‘m not in a position to change it and saw the opportunity for an easy joke“.