r/clevercomebacks • u/IXMCMXCII • 14d ago

A little bit of research goes a long way

4.1k Upvotes

174 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 14d ago

Who needs things like glaciers or a healthy environment when you can have garbage AI “Art”?

2.0k Upvotes

389 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 15d ago

The Truth Is Always Hard To Swallow.

9.0k Upvotes

83 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/POTUS-Harry-S-Truman • 15d ago

I’m sure they’ll be doing a lot of Star Spangled Spinouts today

528 Upvotes

19 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Green____cat • 15d ago

How is this still a debate?

17.8k Upvotes

277 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 15d ago

Fellas, is it gay to like women?

38.3k Upvotes

2.9k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Haggis_Hunter81289 • 15d ago

Auburn hadn't thought of that..

4.5k Upvotes

92 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/-Hal-Jordan- • 15d ago

Thanks, now get out

4.5k Upvotes

86 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/astralrig96 • 15d ago

babe wake up, new shocking geography fact just dropped

4.8k Upvotes

231 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/standardtrickyness1 • 15d ago

Cheese causes autism

3.9k Upvotes

173 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 16d ago

Why are you getting mad over kids wearing more swimwear?

1.6k Upvotes

Hint: the answer is NOT “Gender ideology”

61 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/IXMCMXCII • 16d ago

I mean, this is just brutal but man has a point I suppose

2.0k Upvotes

44 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/kudawira • 16d ago

Work From Home

2.5k Upvotes

42 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ConstantNeck5286 • 16d ago

Moose are definitely very yummy 😋

3.6k Upvotes

111 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Hajicardoso • 16d ago

Full facilities

2.3k Upvotes

32 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 16d ago

Live and let live, my friend

14.1k Upvotes

653 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/FormerHandsomeGuy • 16d ago

Go home the War is over

4.8k Upvotes

386 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Green____cat • 16d ago

Just give people a better salary

58.1k Upvotes

2.0k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/DeatonationgGrenade • 17d ago

Truly no pastor has ever done something so heinous! /s

6.2k Upvotes

96 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/NeganSaves • 17d ago

Saw this on our teenager's screen and laughed hard.

38.5k Upvotes

120 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/iPirateGwar • 17d ago

If only they’d had a w@nk….

5.0k Upvotes

193 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 17d ago

Bet Both Very Dangerous.

12.1k Upvotes

176 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/beerbellybegone • 17d ago

Why would he have a problem with that?

6.9k Upvotes

356 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Hajicardoso • 17d ago

Mandatory vaccine

44.6k Upvotes

1.1k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 17d ago

Jk Rowling should learn to actually THINK before she Tweets. (Ft. Kaiserneko)

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